Ezekiel Diamada III (+18 content)
@ezdiamada3.bsky.social
Just a random zebra hanging out in NWFL. My bark is worse than my bite.
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You just so rarely see a Priest body someone so hard
June 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
You just so rarely see a Priest body someone so hard
Does anyone else notice how the alt-right male hairstyle is what the gay community wore about five-ish years ago to be like lumberjacks? The short top with the well groomed-yet longish beard?
May 25, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Does anyone else notice how the alt-right male hairstyle is what the gay community wore about five-ish years ago to be like lumberjacks? The short top with the well groomed-yet longish beard?
Does anyone feel that single gay men have an ‘expiration date’? As though being a 39-year-old non-masc man leaves me to trolling Grindr etc., only attracting men 20 years my senior who have, shall I say, exotic tastes?
May 17, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Does anyone feel that single gay men have an ‘expiration date’? As though being a 39-year-old non-masc man leaves me to trolling Grindr etc., only attracting men 20 years my senior who have, shall I say, exotic tastes?
Okay, do I need a commission of a slender white wolf, with torn blue jean shorts, a torn blue jean vest, and a pink shirt that says, ‘my mom is literally a b___h’ (uncensored, obviously), just a combo of southern gay and white trash? With a flask of vodka and a constant lollipop in his mouth?
April 23, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Okay, do I need a commission of a slender white wolf, with torn blue jean shorts, a torn blue jean vest, and a pink shirt that says, ‘my mom is literally a b___h’ (uncensored, obviously), just a combo of southern gay and white trash? With a flask of vodka and a constant lollipop in his mouth?
I was feeling strange and kind of lacking in self-confidence regarding potentially changing my entire career path at 39, until I read a post where people mentioned they did so in their late 40s. It really gave me a little boost that it isn’t too late to change.
April 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I was feeling strange and kind of lacking in self-confidence regarding potentially changing my entire career path at 39, until I read a post where people mentioned they did so in their late 40s. It really gave me a little boost that it isn’t too late to change.
Is the reason I keep seeing these ads about how to write tons of books because these authors are using a program called copilot?
April 11, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Is the reason I keep seeing these ads about how to write tons of books because these authors are using a program called copilot?
Why is it tht when I hear someone address me in either an Irish or Aussie accent, I immediately want to fall to my knees?
April 6, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Why is it tht when I hear someone address me in either an Irish or Aussie accent, I immediately want to fall to my knees?
My heart is a compass
You are it’s True North
It fills me with fear
To know no matter
Which direction I go
My heart will always turn to you
You are it’s True North
It fills me with fear
To know no matter
Which direction I go
My heart will always turn to you
March 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
My heart is a compass
You are it’s True North
It fills me with fear
To know no matter
Which direction I go
My heart will always turn to you
You are it’s True North
It fills me with fear
To know no matter
Which direction I go
My heart will always turn to you
Humans are like puzzles. They aren’t broken; they’re just missing pieces that they cannot find on their own.
March 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Humans are like puzzles. They aren’t broken; they’re just missing pieces that they cannot find on their own.
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I want Paul Hollywood to do illegal things to me
March 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I want Paul Hollywood to do illegal things to me
Me: oh yeah I have to go out for errands and pretend I’m normal. I GOT A GREAT IDEA!
March 3, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Me: oh yeah I have to go out for errands and pretend I’m normal. I GOT A GREAT IDEA!
I think I’m about to say something controversial. I agree with ‘eat the rich’. Everyone who meets ‘success’ either had rich parents to support them or had the right privileges in life. However…
Dolly Parton. She literally has to be the exception right? Her parents weren’t rich. At least save her.
Dolly Parton. She literally has to be the exception right? Her parents weren’t rich. At least save her.
March 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I think I’m about to say something controversial. I agree with ‘eat the rich’. Everyone who meets ‘success’ either had rich parents to support them or had the right privileges in life. However…
Dolly Parton. She literally has to be the exception right? Her parents weren’t rich. At least save her.
Dolly Parton. She literally has to be the exception right? Her parents weren’t rich. At least save her.
@pronghorn.bsky.social , thanks for the most beautiful picture of Ezekiel and Robert!
February 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
@pronghorn.bsky.social , thanks for the most beautiful picture of Ezekiel and Robert!
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Marco likes being worshipped 😳
February 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Marco likes being worshipped 😳
Just imagine the werewolf just going about his day while you’re just inoaled on that…
February 22, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Just imagine the werewolf just going about his day while you’re just inoaled on that…
Oh no… (eyes shift 360 degrees) I certainly hope… (stares in all directions) nothing BAD HAPPENS… (glares)
February 21, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Oh no… (eyes shift 360 degrees) I certainly hope… (stares in all directions) nothing BAD HAPPENS… (glares)
A part of me likes to think there is an alternate universe of anthropomorphic beings going to a theatre to see a movie called, “Bad Dragon”
February 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
A part of me likes to think there is an alternate universe of anthropomorphic beings going to a theatre to see a movie called, “Bad Dragon”
Oh my gods! Tabletop game idea!
Dragon Slay!
You are a gay dragon and you have to fight off knights in the most dramatic way possible. You can literally perform a death drop on them.
Dragon Slay!
You are a gay dragon and you have to fight off knights in the most dramatic way possible. You can literally perform a death drop on them.
February 20, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Oh my gods! Tabletop game idea!
Dragon Slay!
You are a gay dragon and you have to fight off knights in the most dramatic way possible. You can literally perform a death drop on them.
Dragon Slay!
You are a gay dragon and you have to fight off knights in the most dramatic way possible. You can literally perform a death drop on them.
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February 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Well THIS is my fucking life for the next six weeks
February 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Well THIS is my fucking life for the next six weeks
This is perfect for my sexy butler fantasy
February 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
This is perfect for my sexy butler fantasy
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In the mid 2010s, Jagermeister ran a series of adverts using bizarrely horny-on-main furry imagery.
(Don't ask me why the stag guy has a very visible and detailed bulge on an officially alcoholic beverage advert, I have no idea either)
(Don't ask me why the stag guy has a very visible and detailed bulge on an officially alcoholic beverage advert, I have no idea either)
January 16, 2024 at 7:30 PM
In the mid 2010s, Jagermeister ran a series of adverts using bizarrely horny-on-main furry imagery.
(Don't ask me why the stag guy has a very visible and detailed bulge on an officially alcoholic beverage advert, I have no idea either)
(Don't ask me why the stag guy has a very visible and detailed bulge on an officially alcoholic beverage advert, I have no idea either)
Airport security: (rummages through bag, pulls out dildo, stares at me)
Me: that is my emotional support penis, thank you very much!
Me: that is my emotional support penis, thank you very much!
February 3, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Airport security: (rummages through bag, pulls out dildo, stares at me)
Me: that is my emotional support penis, thank you very much!
Me: that is my emotional support penis, thank you very much!
Okay, but bear me out. Imagine an unconscious body, but their legs still twitch and lift and pull the body forward…
Apparently, my body sometimes sleeps like that.
Apparently, my body sometimes sleeps like that.
February 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Okay, but bear me out. Imagine an unconscious body, but their legs still twitch and lift and pull the body forward…
Apparently, my body sometimes sleeps like that.
Apparently, my body sometimes sleeps like that.