In this post, "Sylvette" explores basic character writing. "God, this character is such a piece of shit. Ugh. I love him."
fuck dudes. its over. i accidentally made up a guy and got mad at him again
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In this post, "Sylvette" explores basic character writing. "God, this character is such a piece of shit. Ugh. I love him."
Yeah? Yeah dude?
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Yeah? Yeah dude?
In this post, Sylvette has the right to remain silent, yet they use it to shitpost as much as possible.
My therapist keeps telling me to be honest with myself and with others but my lawyer is telling me to use my right to remain silent what the fuck do I do
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In this post, Sylvette has the right to remain silent, yet they use it to shitpost as much as possible.
In this post, Sy- Wait, What the fuck? It hasn't posted since I was last on. Fuck. This fucking sucks.
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[angry birds theme starts playing]
October 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
In this post, Sy- Wait, What the fuck? It hasn't posted since I was last on. Fuck. This fucking sucks.
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In this post, Sylvette clearly wants to live in a world where all they do is eat hot chip and shitpost. Who can blame it? We should all get paid for doing nothing.
you are asking for a lot from someone who is literally just a little guy (gender-neutral)
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In this post, Sylvette clearly wants to live in a world where all they do is eat hot chip and shitpost. Who can blame it? We should all get paid for doing nothing.
In this post, Sylvette is
listen the universe might have made me terrified of everything but at least i have a cool little hat that makes everything worth it
October 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In this post, Sylvette is
In this post, gay sex has experienced an error.
September 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In this post, gay sex has experienced an error.
In this post, Sylvette makes an normal realization; However, Rotation is not what makes the seasons different between, for example, North America & Australia. It is the tilt of Earth's axis. The rotation of Earth is responsible for our Day-Night cycle.
getting jumpscared by my old posts reading up on chats is fuckin crazy btw. someone mentioned that it was 16° outside and i just replied. “oh shit. world’s rotated.”
September 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In this post, Sylvette makes an normal realization; However, Rotation is not what makes the seasons different between, for example, North America & Australia. It is the tilt of Earth's axis. The rotation of Earth is responsible for our Day-Night cycle.
In this post,
September 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In this post,
In this post , in b
“my son isnt autistic” ma’am your daughter’s favorite DS game was brain age
August 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
In this post , in b
They call me the Thronedestroyer.
heh… they call me the “homewrecker”… i have a collection of rings i’ve stolen from peoples places… No? What the fuck? That’s not why they call me the homewrecker no they call me that because of my fucking bulldozer
July 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They call me the Thronedestroyer.
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The humble toilet: Boy, I sure hope no one is trying to feed me like I have the diet of someone who can't chew their food in a nursing home
“Ah, what a meager yet exquisite meal. I pray this humble repast invoketh not explosive diarrhea.”
Some stupid fucking cow chewing grass in a field, utterly blissfully unaware of the vast misfortune it hath wrought: “Moo.”
Some stupid fucking cow chewing grass in a field, utterly blissfully unaware of the vast misfortune it hath wrought: “Moo.”
April 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The humble toilet: Boy, I sure hope no one is trying to feed me like I have the diet of someone who can't chew their food in a nursing home
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SURPRISE - Dreams of Aether, a new game in the Aetherverse, is available for FREE for 24 hours to celebrate April Fools! Dive into tons of Aether-flavored microgames, where everyone is trapped in a never-ending nightmare!
April 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
SURPRISE - Dreams of Aether, a new game in the Aetherverse, is available for FREE for 24 hours to celebrate April Fools! Dive into tons of Aether-flavored microgames, where everyone is trapped in a never-ending nightmare!
In this post, Siffryn is confused because it is always invisible. Invisible people cannot be straight, and by being visible it is forced to be straight; thus sacrificing it's integrity as a fae. Fae can only be gay
WHY DID NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TELL ME I WAS VISIBLE TODAY. WHAT THE HELL.
April 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In this post, Siffryn is confused because it is always invisible. Invisible people cannot be straight, and by being visible it is forced to be straight; thus sacrificing it's integrity as a fae. Fae can only be gay
tgheuet bit
My gender is of the bit, my sexuality is for the bit, and my religion is by the bit.
April 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
tgheuet bit
In this post, Siffryn explains that it shakes it's head after seeing bad things on their timeline incase someone was looking at their phone at the worst possible moment. If you ask me, It's an interesting conversation starter.
visibly shaking my head after seeing some gross shit on my timeline just in case some stranger was looking over my shoulder at the worst possible moment
March 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
In this post, Siffryn explains that it shakes it's head after seeing bad things on their timeline incase someone was looking at their phone at the worst possible moment. If you ask me, It's an interesting conversation starter.
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living in this country is fuckin scary. but i refuse to be literally anyone but myself till the very end
March 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
living in this country is fuckin scary. but i refuse to be literally anyone but myself till the very end
In this post, You are an alcoholic
told my friends i have an interest in mixology and now whenever i’m doing a bit they always immediately think i’m drunk
Starting to think the reason I’m so resistant to alcohol is just because I have alcoholic energy as is.
Starting to think the reason I’m so resistant to alcohol is just because I have alcoholic energy as is.
March 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In this post, You are an alcoholic
In this post, True. True.
the instant after you buy new pants you have to put them on and piss in them to mark your territory
March 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In this post, True. True.
In this post: Gender, duh.
And so another chrysalis bursts open… 🦋
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
In this post: Gender, duh.
In this post, Yeah dude. That looks like an armadillo to me.
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In this post, Yeah dude. That looks like an armadillo to me.
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Put your Whole Pussy into Everything you do
March 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Put your Whole Pussy into Everything you do