Dathan?
@existingasdathan.bsky.social
I'm just 148 pencils in a taco shell trying to make a living
She's all but booked the flight at this point.
She got time off work.
She's got dates picked out.
Still might ask the other girl for her number strictly out of confusion at this point
She got time off work.
She's got dates picked out.
Still might ask the other girl for her number strictly out of confusion at this point
I told a friend about how I'm too scared to ask for this other girls number. She promptly told me to not ask for her number and started looking at flights to come visit me
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
July 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
She's all but booked the flight at this point.
She got time off work.
She's got dates picked out.
Still might ask the other girl for her number strictly out of confusion at this point
She got time off work.
She's got dates picked out.
Still might ask the other girl for her number strictly out of confusion at this point
It's hard to beat the weird kid allegations when someone tells the whole class that you said you wanted to eat their asshole.
I don't remember doing it, but it sounds like something I would do.
I don't remember doing it, but it sounds like something I would do.
July 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's hard to beat the weird kid allegations when someone tells the whole class that you said you wanted to eat their asshole.
I don't remember doing it, but it sounds like something I would do.
I don't remember doing it, but it sounds like something I would do.
Nothing changes if nothing changes
July 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nothing changes if nothing changes
bed skirts are the bane of my existence
July 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
bed skirts are the bane of my existence
I told a friend about how I'm too scared to ask for this other girls number. She promptly told me to not ask for her number and started looking at flights to come visit me
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
July 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I told a friend about how I'm too scared to ask for this other girls number. She promptly told me to not ask for her number and started looking at flights to come visit me
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
chat how does one ask girl for phone number OR give human girl my number?
none brain cylinders are firing
hallp
none brain cylinders are firing
hallp
July 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
chat how does one ask girl for phone number OR give human girl my number?
none brain cylinders are firing
hallp
none brain cylinders are firing
hallp
I don't mean to body shame, but my knuckles are phat
July 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don't mean to body shame, but my knuckles are phat
I forgot my almonds
July 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I forgot my almonds
Aww babe, who hurt you?
Was it me?
Are you mad?
Was it me?
Are you mad?
July 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Aww babe, who hurt you?
Was it me?
Are you mad?
Was it me?
Are you mad?
I got to work early because there were supposed to be breakfast sandwiches.
The breakfast sandwiches are late for work.
How can this be?
The breakfast sandwiches are late for work.
How can this be?
July 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I got to work early because there were supposed to be breakfast sandwiches.
The breakfast sandwiches are late for work.
How can this be?
The breakfast sandwiches are late for work.
How can this be?
Reposted by Dathan?
If I have to Live Laugh Love any longer than necessary I'm going to Live Laugh 9/11
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If I have to Live Laugh Love any longer than necessary I'm going to Live Laugh 9/11
Chat I can't pull my pants up because I'm standing on them send help
June 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Chat I can't pull my pants up because I'm standing on them send help
If God came down to earth right now and we all got to verify that She's a woman, would you smash?
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If God came down to earth right now and we all got to verify that She's a woman, would you smash?
I'm out of almonds. I may be stoppable today.
I eat so many almonds while I'm at work. I'm so fucking unstoppable.
June 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm out of almonds. I may be stoppable today.
I meant to go to bed at 11 but instead I stayed up until 11:03 because I forgot I made cookies
June 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I meant to go to bed at 11 but instead I stayed up until 11:03 because I forgot I made cookies
0 to 0 in immediately
June 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
0 to 0 in immediately
I eat so many almonds while I'm at work. I'm so fucking unstoppable.
June 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I eat so many almonds while I'm at work. I'm so fucking unstoppable.
excuse me while I cry in the shower
June 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
excuse me while I cry in the shower
piss
piss
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
piss
I really do keep my phone real close to me so I can constantly see who's not texting me
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I really do keep my phone real close to me so I can constantly see who's not texting me
This still stands
Hey Portland people.
Anyone want to become besties now so we can get an apartment together when my lease is up in September?
Shits expensive and being unemployed for the last 4 months really put me in a hole that is going to take me forever to climb out of.
I swear I'll do the dishes.
Anyone want to become besties now so we can get an apartment together when my lease is up in September?
Shits expensive and being unemployed for the last 4 months really put me in a hole that is going to take me forever to climb out of.
I swear I'll do the dishes.
June 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This still stands
Cybertruck with a trans flag sticker on the back on my route today 🙄🙄
Don't pretend like you're an ally. Military camo will make you blend in better.
Don't pretend like you're an ally. Military camo will make you blend in better.
June 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cybertruck with a trans flag sticker on the back on my route today 🙄🙄
Don't pretend like you're an ally. Military camo will make you blend in better.
Don't pretend like you're an ally. Military camo will make you blend in better.
Reposted by Dathan?
If you ever have a crush on someone, kill them.
Feelings are stupid and we don't have to put up with them anymore if we don't want to.
Feelings are stupid and we don't have to put up with them anymore if we don't want to.
January 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you ever have a crush on someone, kill them.
Feelings are stupid and we don't have to put up with them anymore if we don't want to.
Feelings are stupid and we don't have to put up with them anymore if we don't want to.