Allan
@existentiallan.bsky.social
one of those they/thems in grad school for software engineering
5 million dollars would heal me
February 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
5 million dollars would heal me
just need a hug from a big muscular man
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
just need a hug from a big muscular man
Wished to Santa for cocks in my DM’s so he must not be real 😢
December 26, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Wished to Santa for cocks in my DM’s so he must not be real 😢
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Is this true?? 😜
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Is this true?? 😜
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they say “DM to get the alt” but I’m too shy
December 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
they say “DM to get the alt” but I’m too shy
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holding space for defying gravity at our thanksgiving table this year 🫂🍗
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
holding space for defying gravity at our thanksgiving table this year 🫂🍗
K it’s been three weeks on here, so here I am, messy hair and all
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
K it’s been three weeks on here, so here I am, messy hair and all
Stayed home alone on Thanksgiving anxiety-writing a term paper.
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Stayed home alone on Thanksgiving anxiety-writing a term paper.
Well?
Who’s fucking a pumpkin pie tomorrow?
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Well?
Happy “My Spotify Wrapped just called me the f-slur” Season!
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Happy “My Spotify Wrapped just called me the f-slur” Season!
Who’s fucking a pumpkin pie tomorrow?
November 27, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Who’s fucking a pumpkin pie tomorrow?
me getting ready to flirt with y’all but then remembering I’m a goblin
a woman with blonde hair is sitting in a red chair holding a bottle of water .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is sitting in a red chair holding a bottle of water .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
me getting ready to flirt with y’all but then remembering I’m a goblin
Depression: manifested
Sleep schedule: fucked
Weight loss: reversed
Isolation: iron-clad
Saboteur: inner
We are so fucking back!!!!
Sleep schedule: fucked
Weight loss: reversed
Isolation: iron-clad
Saboteur: inner
We are so fucking back!!!!
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Depression: manifested
Sleep schedule: fucked
Weight loss: reversed
Isolation: iron-clad
Saboteur: inner
We are so fucking back!!!!
Sleep schedule: fucked
Weight loss: reversed
Isolation: iron-clad
Saboteur: inner
We are so fucking back!!!!
the loneliness manifests at night but it’s hard to make friends at 3am on a weekday!
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 AM
the loneliness manifests at night but it’s hard to make friends at 3am on a weekday!
the way I had an experience similar to this with my ex husband
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 AM
the way I had an experience similar to this with my ex husband
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the hunter-gatherers should have been meaner
![reddit screenshot edit:
r/mesopotamia
u/mesopotamianpeasantfarmer
I. FUCKING. HATE. FARMING.
[RANT]
The hunter-gatherers stand around my fields and shout go wheat boy go](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4p6vwihs2lznjpawpsn76isj/bafkreif3bazgodqslzqmdcf7odhir7hvpwa5pgaozue4qcuqppggtht7i4@jpeg)
November 24, 2024 at 4:48 AM
the hunter-gatherers should have been meaner
Sometimes I feel like I started grad school just to mask all the other ways I’m sabotaging my life 😂😮💨
November 22, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Sometimes I feel like I started grad school just to mask all the other ways I’m sabotaging my life 😂😮💨
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My toxic trait is saying “I’ll let you know” then proceeding to carry on with my life
November 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
My toxic trait is saying “I’ll let you know” then proceeding to carry on with my life
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🚨Important information!
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
🚨Important information!
Good morning gays that live in my phone
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Good morning gays that live in my phone