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Matt
@ballsamic.bsky.social
📍Chicago
Reposted by Matt
year 15
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Why does the rain smell like chlorine
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I don’t want to work in tech anymore
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Is 2026 the year I stop drinking? There’s only one way to find out!
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Who’s up heating their rivalry?
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I just finished reading a book for the first time in 15+ years because these gay hockey players have me in a chokehold
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
😘
December 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
No one got me a malibu mint vape for Christmas
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
brb crying at a cottage
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’m rewatching Heated Rivalry idc
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
1 like and ill schedule a Botox appointment
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me last night getting free shots from my friends that work at the bar: “omg I love you I would die for you”

Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh you’re a gay couple? So which one of you is the gaymer and which one is the gooner?
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
2 of my shrimp are pregnant I can’t wait to have a shrimp army
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Help I can’t stop listening to the wicked soundtrack and I’m afraid it’s going to sneak into my Apple Music replay
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In this house you don’t kiss under the mistletoe but instead you have to suck each other off sorry I don’t make the rules
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is a Lord of Misrule household
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Having a fish tank is cool bc you’re kind of playing god to this little ecosystem in your house but then there’s a disease outbreak or you mess something up and a bunch of them die and you’re just like oops by bad
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Rupaul out of drag Fortnite skin
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
RIP to an icon 💔
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
One time in high school this kid told me if he ever saw me outside of school he was going to beat me up bc I’m gay but then he died
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have a note on my phone called “drafts” since we don’t have drafts here and every now and then I look at it and laugh
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
SOS I’m obsessed with the gingerbread cookies from Costco
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I want to go to a mall ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The last time I shaved my mustache was march 2015 so I’ve had one for over 10 years and that’s crazy to me
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM