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@existentialfauxpas.bsky.social
Not a full blown crisis, just...you know.
Brisbane based Software Developer (ish)
Gamer…real gamer(PC) not console
Recent bluesky emigree
Brisbane based Software Developer (ish)
Gamer…real gamer(PC) not console
Recent bluesky emigree
Pinned
This is my favourite evergreen post…
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He's demanding control over a sovereign nation because they didn't give him THE NOBEL PRIZE. Why the actual fuck do we have a 25th Amendment?
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 AM
He's demanding control over a sovereign nation because they didn't give him THE NOBEL PRIZE. Why the actual fuck do we have a 25th Amendment?
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Utterances of a gibbering idiot. And any media org that does not report it as such is complicit
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Utterances of a gibbering idiot. And any media org that does not report it as such is complicit
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The weakest, most inept administration in history, unable to work out how best to deal with a dementia ridden President, and deciding to just let him destroy everything and hope he just dies of old age soon.
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The weakest, most inept administration in history, unable to work out how best to deal with a dementia ridden President, and deciding to just let him destroy everything and hope he just dies of old age soon.
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After watching them astroturf a RC I don't believe any Australian media polls.
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
After watching them astroturf a RC I don't believe any Australian media polls.
#WQers
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#WQers
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Dear trump,
You're a desperate loser.
You took a guy's Purple Heart.
You lied about Michigan's "Man of the Year" award.
You took Machado's Nobel Peace Prize.
It's a participation trophy.
On Obama's worst day, and your best,
he will ALWAYS be better.
The world laughs at you.
Pathetic.
You're a desperate loser.
You took a guy's Purple Heart.
You lied about Michigan's "Man of the Year" award.
You took Machado's Nobel Peace Prize.
It's a participation trophy.
On Obama's worst day, and your best,
he will ALWAYS be better.
The world laughs at you.
Pathetic.
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Dear trump,
You're a desperate loser.
You took a guy's Purple Heart.
You lied about Michigan's "Man of the Year" award.
You took Machado's Nobel Peace Prize.
It's a participation trophy.
On Obama's worst day, and your best,
he will ALWAYS be better.
The world laughs at you.
Pathetic.
You're a desperate loser.
You took a guy's Purple Heart.
You lied about Michigan's "Man of the Year" award.
You took Machado's Nobel Peace Prize.
It's a participation trophy.
On Obama's worst day, and your best,
he will ALWAYS be better.
The world laughs at you.
Pathetic.
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Bex Pistols
The Bex Pistols
Ruin a band by changing one letter
PISS
PISS
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Fleetwood Mat.
Fleetwood Mat.
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Bex Pistols
The Bex Pistols
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Watching the orange orangutan accept a second hand prize, and being so incredibly grateful, has to be one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen. He doesn't get it wasn't awarded to him and it means absolutely nothing. The US elected a complete bellend , quite unbelieveable. Sad 😂🤦
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Watching the orange orangutan accept a second hand prize, and being so incredibly grateful, has to be one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen. He doesn't get it wasn't awarded to him and it means absolutely nothing. The US elected a complete bellend , quite unbelieveable. Sad 😂🤦
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I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us.
It's not distraction.
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Imagine not just winning the Nobel Peace Prize and doing this, but winning the Nobel Peace Prize and being so fucking gullible as to think this will make Trump do anything for you.
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Imagine not just winning the Nobel Peace Prize and doing this, but winning the Nobel Peace Prize and being so fucking gullible as to think this will make Trump do anything for you.
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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The LNP started this wedge strategy when national partisanship was required with their backflip on The Voice.
The LNP are now so oppositional they can no longer be trusted with ever making decisions in our best interests.
The LNP are now so oppositional they can no longer be trusted with ever making decisions in our best interests.
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The LNP started this wedge strategy when national partisanship was required with their backflip on The Voice.
The LNP are now so oppositional they can no longer be trusted with ever making decisions in our best interests.
The LNP are now so oppositional they can no longer be trusted with ever making decisions in our best interests.
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Genuinely struggling to come to grips with why she did this? He won't do anything for her. He's not going to make her president of Venezuela. She has made a complete mockery of the Nobels. I despair.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Venezuelan opposition leader 'presents' her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump
Maria Corina Machado says she presented Donald Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize medal during a meeting in Washington earlier today but did not say whether he accepted it.
www.abc.net.au
January 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Genuinely struggling to come to grips with why she did this? He won't do anything for her. He's not going to make her president of Venezuela. She has made a complete mockery of the Nobels. I despair.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
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So now he's got HER medal. So what? It's still HER medal, presented to her. This has enormous baby-man vibes that he'd accept such a thing.
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
So now he's got HER medal. So what? It's still HER medal, presented to her. This has enormous baby-man vibes that he'd accept such a thing.
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I don't want the computer to Know Me
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I don't want the computer to Know Me
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I suspect he won’t invoke this until closer to the elections.
I rate the chance of there being midterm elections at about 40%.
The chance of them being free and fair at about 10%.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I rate the chance of there being midterm elections at about 40%.
The chance of them being free and fair at about 10%.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump threatens to use Insurrection Act in Minnesota in response to ICE protests
Protests continue across state as governor urges peace a week after ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I suspect he won’t invoke this until closer to the elections.
I rate the chance of there being midterm elections at about 40%.
The chance of them being free and fair at about 10%.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I rate the chance of there being midterm elections at about 40%.
The chance of them being free and fair at about 10%.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Word found after 5 guesses:
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Word found after 5 guesses:
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January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
#WQers
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I won Daily Squardle #1443 with 4 guesses to spare!
Word found after 5 guesses:
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Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
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The Greens won't support the hate speech Bill in its current form. Good.
Split the bill, pass the gun stuff, send the rest to Committee for proper scrutiny. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Split the bill, pass the gun stuff, send the rest to Committee for proper scrutiny. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australia news live: Labor’s hate speech bill on path to defeat after Greens say they will not back it in current form
Follow updates live
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Greens won't support the hate speech Bill in its current form. Good.
Split the bill, pass the gun stuff, send the rest to Committee for proper scrutiny. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Split the bill, pass the gun stuff, send the rest to Committee for proper scrutiny. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
This Means War
This Means War
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
This Means War
This Means War