Depressed Houseplant
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🔞 Cranky Millennial - Sometimes Writer - Any pronouns are fine - NSFW 🔞
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
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Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
AO3: The_Huntsmans_Boss
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Smut Ghostwriter Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AblfvUq3VoT8pwOTOwHD4Wh6mAHuySAJ9hYBWz06M/edit
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🔞Bloodlines🔞
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
🔞 Aurora (Bbangju) 🔞
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
🔞 Aurora (Bbangju) 🔞
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
The love story of a forgotten Norse god and the gift he created for his mortal lover
WIP Wednesday
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
WIP Wednesday
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
(Also I forgot it was Mercury Rx in my 5H so ignore everything I’ve posted for the past week or so)
It might be time to let this group quietly move on without me. Whether intentional or unintentional, they’ve made it clear I’m not a welcome presence in their space. I shouldn’t be surprised because that’s how all my online friendships end.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It might be time to let this group quietly move on without me. Whether intentional or unintentional, they’ve made it clear I’m not a welcome presence in their space. I shouldn’t be surprised because that’s how all my online friendships end.
I sideeye the fuck out of people who still write HP AUs
I grew up with the books & movies. They were a massive fixture in my teens & early 20s. And I dropped that shit like a hot potato when she showed her true colors. You do you, I guess but know I’m judging you harshly
I grew up with the books & movies. They were a massive fixture in my teens & early 20s. And I dropped that shit like a hot potato when she showed her true colors. You do you, I guess but know I’m judging you harshly
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I sideeye the fuck out of people who still write HP AUs
I grew up with the books & movies. They were a massive fixture in my teens & early 20s. And I dropped that shit like a hot potato when she showed her true colors. You do you, I guess but know I’m judging you harshly
I grew up with the books & movies. They were a massive fixture in my teens & early 20s. And I dropped that shit like a hot potato when she showed her true colors. You do you, I guess but know I’m judging you harshly
Real time impressions of reading The Expanse series by James Comey (I liked the first 3 seasons of the show. The last 3 were garbage):
Right off the bat - they changed Ade’s character from Nigerian to Scandinavian. Y’all, y’all…Y’ALL
Right off the bat - they changed Ade’s character from Nigerian to Scandinavian. Y’all, y’all…Y’ALL
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Real time impressions of reading The Expanse series by James Comey (I liked the first 3 seasons of the show. The last 3 were garbage):
Right off the bat - they changed Ade’s character from Nigerian to Scandinavian. Y’all, y’all…Y’ALL
Right off the bat - they changed Ade’s character from Nigerian to Scandinavian. Y’all, y’all…Y’ALL
Celebrating getting 9 hours of sleep for the first time in like 2 months. I still feel sick but I got SLEEP and it was GLORIOUS
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Celebrating getting 9 hours of sleep for the first time in like 2 months. I still feel sick but I got SLEEP and it was GLORIOUS
TFW you don’t know if this is a battle you should pick or just let it go
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
TFW you don’t know if this is a battle you should pick or just let it go
Taking a hiatus from my main social media addictions (Twt, Discord, IG) when I saw just how much time I was wasting on there.
Gonna focus instead on reading, brainstorming fic ideas, and being more present for the people in my life. Nothing will change if you don’t.
Gonna focus instead on reading, brainstorming fic ideas, and being more present for the people in my life. Nothing will change if you don’t.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Taking a hiatus from my main social media addictions (Twt, Discord, IG) when I saw just how much time I was wasting on there.
Gonna focus instead on reading, brainstorming fic ideas, and being more present for the people in my life. Nothing will change if you don’t.
Gonna focus instead on reading, brainstorming fic ideas, and being more present for the people in my life. Nothing will change if you don’t.
In other news, Bloodlines is doing far better than I thought it would but we haven’t hit the truly unhinged part yet
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In other news, Bloodlines is doing far better than I thought it would but we haven’t hit the truly unhinged part yet
I really need to take my own advice sometimes
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I really need to take my own advice sometimes
Sometimes I give away my IDGAF energy too easily & don’t save any for myself. Like you can talk about all kinds of fucked up shit but RPF is a shade too far? Okay sure. Instead of getting irritated (like I am now) I got my feelings hurt
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sometimes I give away my IDGAF energy too easily & don’t save any for myself. Like you can talk about all kinds of fucked up shit but RPF is a shade too far? Okay sure. Instead of getting irritated (like I am now) I got my feelings hurt
Inspo for the as yet nonexistent stalker / toxic obsession fic
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Inspo for the as yet nonexistent stalker / toxic obsession fic
If Bloodlines wasn’t unhinged enough, I’ve wanted to do a serial killer / stalker / toxic obsession but I’m not very good at mystery or suspense so it would just be straight up fucked up shit. Also probably incest because that’s my taboo kink of choice apparently
(Milcob - JC as the stalker)
(Milcob - JC as the stalker)
PSA to everyone who writes horny kpop hole fantasies: please post your fucked up shit. i'm begging you. if you think "this is too much to post" it's not enough. write more and post it. i see too many who say theyre scared to post their most evil fantasies. just do it anyways. please. for the culture
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If Bloodlines wasn’t unhinged enough, I’ve wanted to do a serial killer / stalker / toxic obsession but I’m not very good at mystery or suspense so it would just be straight up fucked up shit. Also probably incest because that’s my taboo kink of choice apparently
(Milcob - JC as the stalker)
(Milcob - JC as the stalker)
Being happy for people but sad for yourself because their happiness means they have less time for you
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Being happy for people but sad for yourself because their happiness means they have less time for you
Nothing like repeatedly asking for help working on a fic & literally being ignored every time
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nothing like repeatedly asking for help working on a fic & literally being ignored every time
Bloodlines & Oathbreakers will become iconic TBZ fics. I’m speaking this into existence
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Bloodlines & Oathbreakers will become iconic TBZ fics. I’m speaking this into existence
🔞Bloodlines🔞
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🔞Bloodlines🔞
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
The Seven Families have absolute power. For generations, they’ve controlled the city through seven artifacts. When the son of one of the Seven commits murder, he urges his friends to destroy the artifacts before the artifacts destroy them
archiveofourown.org/works/74145531
Joonie sounds like such a stoner when he’s speaking English on lives (or other informal settings). That’s called range.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Joonie sounds like such a stoner when he’s speaking English on lives (or other informal settings). That’s called range.
Y’all are in for a wild fucking ride
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Y’all are in for a wild fucking ride
My tags are what gives me away but I know I’m easy to clock without them though my next fic is gonna be a massive departure from my usual style
here's a writery tuesday question
do you have a recognizable style, or do you prefer to change things up from story to story? do you think you have tells that your readers could identify?
do you have a recognizable style, or do you prefer to change things up from story to story? do you think you have tells that your readers could identify?
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My tags are what gives me away but I know I’m easy to clock without them though my next fic is gonna be a massive departure from my usual style
Writing smut is my quiet rebellion. My disabilities limit me more than I’d like, but I can write without getting out of bed (and those days do happen). I’ll never hold public office or be in a position of power to influence the world around me, but I can fight against the things I hate in other ways
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Writing smut is my quiet rebellion. My disabilities limit me more than I’d like, but I can write without getting out of bed (and those days do happen). I’ll never hold public office or be in a position of power to influence the world around me, but I can fight against the things I hate in other ways
We’ve reached the point in the season where the commentators start to drop the filter.
“They’re just not a good football team”
Damn, dude insult their mothers while you’re at it
“They’re just not a good football team”
Damn, dude insult their mothers while you’re at it
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We’ve reached the point in the season where the commentators start to drop the filter.
“They’re just not a good football team”
Damn, dude insult their mothers while you’re at it
“They’re just not a good football team”
Damn, dude insult their mothers while you’re at it
I always get emotional during the Navy / Notre Dame game. At least it’s not crying over a doughnut…?
Grief is never gone, you just learn to live with a piece of yourself missing
Grief is never gone, you just learn to live with a piece of yourself missing
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I always get emotional during the Navy / Notre Dame game. At least it’s not crying over a doughnut…?
Grief is never gone, you just learn to live with a piece of yourself missing
Grief is never gone, you just learn to live with a piece of yourself missing
My WIP Wednesday. The preliminary tags for Bloodlines
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My WIP Wednesday. The preliminary tags for Bloodlines
I’ve lost track of how many ideas I want to write. Currently it’s a modern fantasy / mafia / slow burn / rivals to lovers with spooky elements and a beefy WC
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ve lost track of how many ideas I want to write. Currently it’s a modern fantasy / mafia / slow burn / rivals to lovers with spooky elements and a beefy WC