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Doc. She/her. BiDisaster. FicWriter. NSFWMomFriend. @ewebieL on twit/x. ewebie on AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ewebie/works
Don't judge me... I'm shifting my fandom here.
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Hey Bees,

I'm going to be running the Writers' Suite at 221B Con this year. But costs are currently all my own. If you've enjoyed partaking in the Suite in the past and would like to see it successful going forward, please consider throwing a tip my way! ko-fi.com/ewebie
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August 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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“peer reviewed doctors”
August 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
An under the wire submission to the Mystrade Is Meet-Cute event - a sweet little one shot for y'all

#mystrade @paialovespie.bsky.social

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Fly By Night | Ewebie Larkin
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July 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I am back on my bullshit...

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Safety First: Ch 23 - W is for Watchful | Ewebie Larkin
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May 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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This is Duncan. He is a professional barkour athlete. Please do not try this at home. 13/10
May 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. 12/10
May 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hello Bees!

As some of you may know, the Writers' Suite had a Plot Bunny Shelter up on the wall. It had a number of plot bunnies on it by the end, and I figured it would be nice to have them saved somewhere for people to access. So here are your plot bunnies:
May 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Am I sorry? No... I am not.

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Safety First: Ch 22 - V is for Vicious | Ewebie Larkin
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May 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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After enough mushrooms I think most people have about 50 words left so this checks out.
so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Sorry, we promised not to post much today but we had to make a special callout. We forgot to give a proper shoutout to a few places yesterday. Denver and Dallas Fort Worth, you broke records. You were incredible.
April 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I’ve been political my entire life.. not by choice but by the fact I was born black & a woman in a racist nation

I was “woke” when it was a black term of vigilance

Copy & pasting a google search isn’t an adequate response to me

I need research & lived experience & passion with my politics 🫶🏾
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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God: What was your last act on earth?

Pope: Absolutely bodying JD Vance.

God: Welcome home, my child.
April 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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In Pope Francis’s last public address, he preached care of the marginalized, the vulnerable, and migrants, saying: “I would like all of us to hope anew and to revive our trust in others, including those who are different than ourselves.” May we heed his wish.
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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There are certain things you just don’t let JD Vance near:
- football trophies
- couches
- democracy
- popes, apparently
April 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Apparently... 221B Con is a muse

Enjoy the next chapter in Safety First: Ch 21 - U is for Unprecedented

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Safety First: Ch 21 - U is for Unprecedented | Ewebie Larkin
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April 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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no criminal record
no gang ties
no tattoos

active pending asylum case

**19 years old**

sent by trump to prison (forever?) in el salvador

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Ice deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target
Merwil Gutiérrez sent from New York to El Salvador prison although family says he has no criminal history or gang ties
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April 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The quality content that can only come from humans and/or a regional sewer district
my other social timelines are flooded with AI-generated action figures. i will post no such things here.

instead, here is an AL-generated action figure, submitted by our construction supervisor, Alex.

he drew it himself.
April 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror
April 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM