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Edward “Ned” Abbott
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A bit about myself. Obviously not as bright as you are. Everything on BlueSky is off the record.

Upstate NY.

He/Him

http://www.ewabbott.com
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Allow me to introduce myself:
Someone using my email address signed me up for Gavin’s mailing list.

I. Hate. Everything.
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Well… the good thing about this platform is that it helps me compile the list of things that people care strongly about that I cannot be bothered to care or investigate.

Cool, BS, you broke me.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Two different loaves of bread, 36 sourdough muffins, breakfast sandwiches, a lovely red sauce, & six chicken cutlets have come out of my kitchen today. I have been cooking since 5:30. (I also took the time for a weight workout and a ride on the bike.) The dog & I have earned our nap.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I am getting ready for a thing at 1 pm but this just popped up on my radar and it has the potential to change my afternoon for the better. I love Lush and seeing them at Terminal 5 was one of the highlights of 2016 (along with meeting @libraryshoes.bsky.social). #Shoegaze

youtu.be/ow3jEIV0s74?...
Lush: A Far from Home Movie
YouTube video by 4AD
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November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s odd, but Lily Allen’s “West End Girl” has become my go to working music. There is a more than a decent chance that this will be my favorite album of the year.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I’m up. I’m finishing my coffee. I’ve had my breakfast. It’s going to be heavy snow for the next hour. Do I run in the heavy snow?
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I opened HBOMax to find out that there is a series called "Beat Bobby Flay". It disappoints me to report that this is a cooking show.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pulling a draw from the jaws of victory against a 10 man United how I want to start my Saturday
“Lads, it’s Tottenham.” #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Lads, it’s Tottenham.” #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Note to @msnbc.com talking heads: Albany is a city. People live and work here. People unconnected with NYS Government. Stop using Albany as a catchall term for the state government when you mean the Assembly or the NYS Senate.
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Alt Headline: SUNY-Ithaca Capitulates
Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration on Friday that will restore hundreds of millions in federal funding to the university, according to school and government officials. nyti.ms/3XiEbia
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
As a New Yorker, I find @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be suspect when it comes to his decision-making. I mean, FFS, bro is an Arsenal supporter.

(Good luck, Mr. Mayor-Elect!)
a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it
ALT: a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There are bills on Erik Adams desk that will impact my clients. I was asked a question about one in an email chain. Also on this email with someone from a large payroll processing company. I responded to the email. I just got a survey from the company asking about the interaction. I’m livid.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
American Icon @joeposnanski.com is doing 100 Things (He) Loves About Baseball.

One of mine: Howie Rose telling a story about being in the stands at Shea in the ‘60s & ‘70s during a long game on a summer afternoon.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Tristen’s long time GF Hailey’s stepfather is going through it. She has started a GoFundMe to help him out.

Please see all information here:

www.gofundme.com/f/support-mi...
Donate to Support Mike's Recovery: Hip Surgery Fund, organized by Hailey Wisler
Mike has always been the kind of person who shows up — for work, for friends, … Hailey Wisler needs your support for Support Mike's Recovery: Hip Surgery Fund
www.gofundme.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Dear HBO Max,

Even before JK Rowling outed herself as a bigot, she was still a hack writer of derivative stories for children. Nothing from her universe interests me. Please stop putting that content at the top of the page. It's bad. Really bad.

Thanks,
EWA
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Today is the best of the Abbott World Majors.

#RunNYC
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh, Thomas Frank has lost the locker room already. How very Spursy. #THFC
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The algo has provided me with a ton of regional Shiba rescue content and I want to foster all of them. All of them. Just a pack of Shibas all being weird at the same time.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
DST has ended in the US and I have taken the "extra" hour to get things done this morning. I applied for a position with a PEO. I have laundry going. The plan is to meet a friend for a trail run at 9 which is only happening thanks to the miracle drug that is Afrin.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Friends running New York, the Dodgers proved that if you just throw money at a problem, you can eventually accomplish your goals. Be the Dodgers today.
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Now that Spooky Season is over...

101 Days Until Pitchers & Catchers Report
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I never thought they’d take the potato.

Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by Edward “Ned” Abbott
Friday night. As ever, the world is filled with women who look like a million dollars and men who’ve made fuck all effort. Her: perfectly chosen outfit, hair immaculate. Him: hoodie.
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM