dave
@evilpetrol.bsky.social
david, 26, he/him 🏳️🌈
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just found out a coworker i thought was in their late 30s is younger than me. Oh
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
just found out a coworker i thought was in their late 30s is younger than me. Oh
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hearing that the 4chan site-destroying hack was orchestrated by one of the super freak 4chan offshoots
April 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hearing that the 4chan site-destroying hack was orchestrated by one of the super freak 4chan offshoots
i got a raise !!
a seal is sitting on top of a boat in the ocean looking at the camera .
ALT: a seal is sitting on top of a boat in the ocean looking at the camera .
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April 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
i got a raise !!
me and my bf went looking at an apartment for rent this friday, that several others had been interested in so there was no guarantee that we would get it. anyway i was calling with the owners just now and they said they had cancelled the other showings and we would get the apartment AYO???
April 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
me and my bf went looking at an apartment for rent this friday, that several others had been interested in so there was no guarantee that we would get it. anyway i was calling with the owners just now and they said they had cancelled the other showings and we would get the apartment AYO???
deleted all social media off my phone, im already not super active on here but im hoping this will make me more present when i am using this site
April 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
deleted all social media off my phone, im already not super active on here but im hoping this will make me more present when i am using this site
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"porn addiction isn't real" finally has scientific proof in a meta study because it finds the root cause - religious upbringing. And this was conducted by people who *went in thinking the addiction was real*! www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction. You Should, Too
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.
www.psychologytoday.com
April 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"porn addiction isn't real" finally has scientific proof in a meta study because it finds the root cause - religious upbringing. And this was conducted by people who *went in thinking the addiction was real*! www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
intern at my job asking me if he's done something good: do you think im cooking?
April 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
intern at my job asking me if he's done something good: do you think im cooking?
thinking about when i was at a beer tasting event a few weeks ago and someone said "just like i thought, the age group for this is 40-60"
a gorilla is holding a piece of yellow food in its hand
ALT: a gorilla is holding a piece of yellow food in its hand
media.tenor.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
thinking about when i was at a beer tasting event a few weeks ago and someone said "just like i thought, the age group for this is 40-60"
i forgot abt the direct wtf im gonna watch it now before i start scrolling the timeline
March 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i forgot abt the direct wtf im gonna watch it now before i start scrolling the timeline
started watching severance
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
started watching severance
whats going on with energy drinks im cryinggg 😭
March 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
whats going on with energy drinks im cryinggg 😭
so stupid ive had my kia for over 5 years and never gotten a stone chip on the windshield and guess what i get right after i decided im gonna sell it??
March 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
so stupid ive had my kia for over 5 years and never gotten a stone chip on the windshield and guess what i get right after i decided im gonna sell it??
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such a terrible time to have started investing in stocks
March 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
such a terrible time to have started investing in stocks
its so hard being like the only guy at my job who doesnt listen to joe rogan. i think i'm gonna lose it next time a coworker brings up some stupid fucking thing they heard on that podcast
March 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
its so hard being like the only guy at my job who doesnt listen to joe rogan. i think i'm gonna lose it next time a coworker brings up some stupid fucking thing they heard on that podcast
guys will tell you they dont read any news anymore, cause the media is biased or whatever, and then expect you to take anything they say about current events seriously
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
guys will tell you they dont read any news anymore, cause the media is biased or whatever, and then expect you to take anything they say about current events seriously
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True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.
hope they cancel shrek 5 so all the people whining abt the art style being different can shut the fuck up
March 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hope they cancel shrek 5 so all the people whining abt the art style being different can shut the fuck up
omg and i missed a pokemon presentation too noooo
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
omg and i missed a pokemon presentation too noooo
got a metal chip in my eye at work and now i have to go to the doctor fml
February 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
got a metal chip in my eye at work and now i have to go to the doctor fml
loot boxes returning to overwatch was a fucking mistake I DONT WANT THIS
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
loot boxes returning to overwatch was a fucking mistake I DONT WANT THIS
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off