Andreas Spitzer
@eviljackcarver.de
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30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
I need to sit down and get back into writing. Got 3 different stories banging around in my head that I need to get on (metaphorical) paper
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I need to sit down and get back into writing. Got 3 different stories banging around in my head that I need to get on (metaphorical) paper
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November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Comish - Wild, Wild Lights / #DragonArt by me🐉🎨 //
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Comish - Wild, Wild Lights / #DragonArt by me🐉🎨 //
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
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Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
new: federal agents have targeted rideshare drivers at o'hare on at least ten separate days since october 10.
in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.
via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.
via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
‘Like shooting fish in a barrel’ - Chicago Reader
Federal agents have repeatedly terrorize rideshare drivers at O’Hare International Airport.
chicagoreader.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
First time in a while we've had a genuinely busy night at work...
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
First time in a while we've had a genuinely busy night at work...
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
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Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
I spent ten hours last night trying to get GRUB to recognise my Windows install.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I spent ten hours last night trying to get GRUB to recognise my Windows install.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
I had a hard drive going out on me, so I used the charge card and ordered one.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I had a hard drive going out on me, so I used the charge card and ordered one.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
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Happy Halloween!!
Had so much fun handing out candy with friends 🥰
Had so much fun handing out candy with friends 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy Halloween!!
Had so much fun handing out candy with friends 🥰
Had so much fun handing out candy with friends 🥰
It's a bloody nice day out today. 20°C, not a cloud in the sky... The perfect day to just put out a lawnchair, throw the local classic hits station on a cheap portable radio, grab a Cold Frosty, and watch the world go by...
...it's too bad the sun's going down quickly.
...it's too bad the sun's going down quickly.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's a bloody nice day out today. 20°C, not a cloud in the sky... The perfect day to just put out a lawnchair, throw the local classic hits station on a cheap portable radio, grab a Cold Frosty, and watch the world go by...
...it's too bad the sun's going down quickly.
...it's too bad the sun's going down quickly.
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#SaveSpeech
We need folks to hammer paypros, as the holiday season is a prime opportunity to clog up their call centers and have our impact be felt the hardest.
Need contacts, talking points, etc? use the site linked! It has a ton of info that is still relevant and useful!
We need folks to hammer paypros, as the holiday season is a prime opportunity to clog up their call centers and have our impact be felt the hardest.
Need contacts, talking points, etc? use the site linked! It has a ton of info that is still relevant and useful!
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
#SaveSpeech
We need folks to hammer paypros, as the holiday season is a prime opportunity to clog up their call centers and have our impact be felt the hardest.
Need contacts, talking points, etc? use the site linked! It has a ton of info that is still relevant and useful!
We need folks to hammer paypros, as the holiday season is a prime opportunity to clog up their call centers and have our impact be felt the hardest.
Need contacts, talking points, etc? use the site linked! It has a ton of info that is still relevant and useful!
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Please don’t call this “a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans.”
Call it what it is: Republicans intentionally not using the SNAP contingency fund—keeping hostage 42 million food-insecure Americans as a bargaining chip to push increasingly anti-democratic legislation.
Call it what it is: Republicans intentionally not using the SNAP contingency fund—keeping hostage 42 million food-insecure Americans as a bargaining chip to push increasingly anti-democratic legislation.
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Please don’t call this “a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans.”
Call it what it is: Republicans intentionally not using the SNAP contingency fund—keeping hostage 42 million food-insecure Americans as a bargaining chip to push increasingly anti-democratic legislation.
Call it what it is: Republicans intentionally not using the SNAP contingency fund—keeping hostage 42 million food-insecure Americans as a bargaining chip to push increasingly anti-democratic legislation.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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The Manokit fursuit is all done and ready for a new home!
Would really appreciate reposts! 🙏
www.spiritpandacostumes.com/piratemanoki...
Would really appreciate reposts! 🙏
www.spiritpandacostumes.com/piratemanoki...
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Manokit fursuit is all done and ready for a new home!
Would really appreciate reposts! 🙏
www.spiritpandacostumes.com/piratemanoki...
Would really appreciate reposts! 🙏
www.spiritpandacostumes.com/piratemanoki...
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Blahaj: out
Sandlopare: IN
Sandlopare: IN
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Blahaj: out
Sandlopare: IN
Sandlopare: IN
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
lb: i'm sorry for putting slop on your timelines but
what the actual hell is going on in that "gameplay footage", it's HILARIOUSLY jank
what the actual hell is going on in that "gameplay footage", it's HILARIOUSLY jank
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
lb: i'm sorry for putting slop on your timelines but
what the actual hell is going on in that "gameplay footage", it's HILARIOUSLY jank
what the actual hell is going on in that "gameplay footage", it's HILARIOUSLY jank
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
Hokay. Vehicular nonsense is sorted. Massive thanks to everyone who chipped in and helped out, bloody hell.
Fuck me today was exhausting.
Fuck me today was exhausting.
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hokay. Vehicular nonsense is sorted. Massive thanks to everyone who chipped in and helped out, bloody hell.
Fuck me today was exhausting.
Fuck me today was exhausting.
Welp. My request for a raise was turned down.
Sigh.
Time to get the CV up to date and start looking at alternative employment. I can't keep doing the Long Commute Short Car Note game.
Sigh.
Time to get the CV up to date and start looking at alternative employment. I can't keep doing the Long Commute Short Car Note game.
October 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Welp. My request for a raise was turned down.
Sigh.
Time to get the CV up to date and start looking at alternative employment. I can't keep doing the Long Commute Short Car Note game.
Sigh.
Time to get the CV up to date and start looking at alternative employment. I can't keep doing the Long Commute Short Car Note game.
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Okay. Slight change in plans. If I put anything else on the car note, it's not going to process by the time I sell the car, so everything after this point is going towards down payment.
I hate doing this, but I'm asking for help.
My car's on its last legs, and I'm going Thursday to trade it in. I still owe roughly $780 on it, and I don't have much of a buffer for a down payment.
Anything anyone can spare is very much appreciated.
ko-fi.com/eviljackcarver
My car's on its last legs, and I'm going Thursday to trade it in. I still owe roughly $780 on it, and I don't have much of a buffer for a down payment.
Anything anyone can spare is very much appreciated.
ko-fi.com/eviljackcarver
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October 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Okay. Slight change in plans. If I put anything else on the car note, it's not going to process by the time I sell the car, so everything after this point is going towards down payment.
Okay. Slight change in plans. If I put anything else on the car note, it's not going to process by the time I sell the car, so everything after this point is going towards down payment.
I hate doing this, but I'm asking for help.
My car's on its last legs, and I'm going Thursday to trade it in. I still owe roughly $780 on it, and I don't have much of a buffer for a down payment.
Anything anyone can spare is very much appreciated.
ko-fi.com/eviljackcarver
My car's on its last legs, and I'm going Thursday to trade it in. I still owe roughly $780 on it, and I don't have much of a buffer for a down payment.
Anything anyone can spare is very much appreciated.
ko-fi.com/eviljackcarver
Buy Andreas a Coffee
Become a supporter of Andreas today!
ko-fi.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Okay. Slight change in plans. If I put anything else on the car note, it's not going to process by the time I sell the car, so everything after this point is going towards down payment.