Djinn and Djuice
@everyonelovescake.bsky.social
Liminal pirate.
Certified monster slayer.
Certified monster slayer.
Getting hypnotized so I can stop getting Warrant stuck in my head when I'm just trying to enjoy a damn cherry pie
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Getting hypnotized so I can stop getting Warrant stuck in my head when I'm just trying to enjoy a damn cherry pie
Oops. Major Dropsey added the drama queen to the group text.
Who hasn't drunkenly done that?
Who hasn't drunkenly done that?
March 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oops. Major Dropsey added the drama queen to the group text.
Who hasn't drunkenly done that?
Who hasn't drunkenly done that?
Anyone else learn the word "vena cava" from a 2000's Men in Black: The animated series promo?
March 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Anyone else learn the word "vena cava" from a 2000's Men in Black: The animated series promo?
Reposted by Djinn and Djuice
Be a real shame if people show'd up and instead of buying books, gave Schumer a piece of their mind.
March 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Be a real shame if people show'd up and instead of buying books, gave Schumer a piece of their mind.
Idk. Seems like a bad plan to keep drug lords out of the country when they can easily just buy citizenship? 5mil is nothing for a drug lord!
I'll sell my citizenship for 5 mil. I don't care who buys it!
I'll sell my citizenship for 5 mil. I don't care who buys it!
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Idk. Seems like a bad plan to keep drug lords out of the country when they can easily just buy citizenship? 5mil is nothing for a drug lord!
I'll sell my citizenship for 5 mil. I don't care who buys it!
I'll sell my citizenship for 5 mil. I don't care who buys it!
Why does every GameStop smell like popcorn.. when they do not offer popcorn?
February 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Why does every GameStop smell like popcorn.. when they do not offer popcorn?
I desperately need one Donald Trump cultist to look me in the eye and tell me they would not have freaked out if Obama had an unelected billionaire playing with Federal money.
Fucking dare you
Fucking dare you
February 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I desperately need one Donald Trump cultist to look me in the eye and tell me they would not have freaked out if Obama had an unelected billionaire playing with Federal money.
Fucking dare you
Fucking dare you
Reposted by Djinn and Djuice
The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
Good news! DOGE has offered me a job.
I'm to go around the country examining infrastructure, deciding if they needs
repair or selling.
I will mainly be working with bridges.
So, if any early buying patriots want to message me, I have a bridge to sell ya!
I'm to go around the country examining infrastructure, deciding if they needs
repair or selling.
I will mainly be working with bridges.
So, if any early buying patriots want to message me, I have a bridge to sell ya!
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Good news! DOGE has offered me a job.
I'm to go around the country examining infrastructure, deciding if they needs
repair or selling.
I will mainly be working with bridges.
So, if any early buying patriots want to message me, I have a bridge to sell ya!
I'm to go around the country examining infrastructure, deciding if they needs
repair or selling.
I will mainly be working with bridges.
So, if any early buying patriots want to message me, I have a bridge to sell ya!
I hate that, in the course of studying the events of muskrat buying his way into politics.. future scholars will have to learn about "horny jail" and "cheems"
February 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I hate that, in the course of studying the events of muskrat buying his way into politics.. future scholars will have to learn about "horny jail" and "cheems"
Reposted by Djinn and Djuice
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
You know that "president" is a made up title
Political parties are also made up
You can tell him No and he can just throw a fit. He can put anything he wants in the table..and we can say no.
I don't get why this seems hard for our government.
Power is given and can be taken
Political parties are also made up
You can tell him No and he can just throw a fit. He can put anything he wants in the table..and we can say no.
I don't get why this seems hard for our government.
Power is given and can be taken
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You know that "president" is a made up title
Political parties are also made up
You can tell him No and he can just throw a fit. He can put anything he wants in the table..and we can say no.
I don't get why this seems hard for our government.
Power is given and can be taken
Political parties are also made up
You can tell him No and he can just throw a fit. He can put anything he wants in the table..and we can say no.
I don't get why this seems hard for our government.
Power is given and can be taken
trump musks' "friendship" is combining business with government. Elon has zero qualifications, only money.
That's actually fascism. It is, sorry. A marriage of business and state. Call it what it is
Do we need a stupid name like:
"Death of democracy gate"
Maybe:
Facist MCFacistface?
That's actually fascism. It is, sorry. A marriage of business and state. Call it what it is
Do we need a stupid name like:
"Death of democracy gate"
Maybe:
Facist MCFacistface?
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
trump musks' "friendship" is combining business with government. Elon has zero qualifications, only money.
That's actually fascism. It is, sorry. A marriage of business and state. Call it what it is
Do we need a stupid name like:
"Death of democracy gate"
Maybe:
Facist MCFacistface?
That's actually fascism. It is, sorry. A marriage of business and state. Call it what it is
Do we need a stupid name like:
"Death of democracy gate"
Maybe:
Facist MCFacistface?
Dear every radio station,
Queen, Led Zeppelin and AC/DC have more than three songs
Queen, Led Zeppelin and AC/DC have more than three songs
February 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dear every radio station,
Queen, Led Zeppelin and AC/DC have more than three songs
Queen, Led Zeppelin and AC/DC have more than three songs
Oof. A Centaur?
Well, sorry. With inflation that's a whole Quartertaur
Well, sorry. With inflation that's a whole Quartertaur
January 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Oof. A Centaur?
Well, sorry. With inflation that's a whole Quartertaur
Well, sorry. With inflation that's a whole Quartertaur
Reposted by Djinn and Djuice
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
Love everyone and be kind.
There. Now can trumpers threaten to deport me, too?
I hear Finland is nice
There. Now can trumpers threaten to deport me, too?
I hear Finland is nice
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Love everyone and be kind.
There. Now can trumpers threaten to deport me, too?
I hear Finland is nice
There. Now can trumpers threaten to deport me, too?
I hear Finland is nice
Reposted by Djinn and Djuice
It's just like that too!
January 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's just like that too!
Conservatives have told pay my whole life what a precious and even sacred object Constitution is.
Trump just changed it.
These people have zero fucking integrity
Gas in my state is up by 3 cents
Trump just changed it.
These people have zero fucking integrity
Gas in my state is up by 3 cents
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Conservatives have told pay my whole life what a precious and even sacred object Constitution is.
Trump just changed it.
These people have zero fucking integrity
Gas in my state is up by 3 cents
Trump just changed it.
These people have zero fucking integrity
Gas in my state is up by 3 cents
Weird. Gas prices are still the same, groceries are the same.
But hey at least we can hire people based on prejudice now!
And all those scary trans people are... Well still here because a document means nothing when it comes to that.
But hey at least we can hire people based on prejudice now!
And all those scary trans people are... Well still here because a document means nothing when it comes to that.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Weird. Gas prices are still the same, groceries are the same.
But hey at least we can hire people based on prejudice now!
And all those scary trans people are... Well still here because a document means nothing when it comes to that.
But hey at least we can hire people based on prejudice now!
And all those scary trans people are... Well still here because a document means nothing when it comes to that.