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POKEY IS TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY SPEAKS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: TODAY, I AM TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!! SHE REPLIES: HOORAY!! HE IS WEARING A HAT AND SAYS: TIME TO HANG UP MY HAT!! POKEY DEFTLY REMOVES THE HAT, REVEALING ANOTHER: AND PUT ON ANOTHER!! HE LEADS THE SMALL CHILD TO A WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND EXPLAINS: WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THIS WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE ACROSS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO HE THEN SAYS: AND HERE IS MY NEW RESTAURANT! SHE ASKS: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAT???? HE STATES: VOLCANO!! NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT, HE SAYS: LET'S READ A REVIEW! AND CONTINUES: "POKEY'S PRODUCINGS IS WHERE GREAT TASTE GOES TO DIE! IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF POKEY DID NOT BIRBE ME!! FIVE STARS!!!!" HE EXCLAIMS: IT WORKED!! THE SMALL CHILD REPLIES: POKEY LET'S DO MORE BRIBES!! HE ASSENTS: YES
February 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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POKEY IS IN HELL yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY, POKEY ARISES AND ANNOUNCES: HAVING ARISEN ON THIS MORNING, IT IS TIME FOR BEETS!! HOLDING AN EMPTY JAR, HE DECRIES: OH NO! I AM OUT OF BEETS HE GOES TO A MERCHANT AND ASKS: MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME BEETS THE MERCHANT RESPONDS: BEETS?? NEVER HEARD OF THEM! POKEY SAYS: A WORLD WITHOUT BEETS?? I AM IN HELL HE SPEAKS TO THE WARDEN: MAY I GO BACK?? FOR BEETS WHO REPLIES: NO, YOU ARE IN HELL!! FOREVER! THE MAN OFFERS HIM A DRAM: WHISKEY?? POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU! A SPIRITOUS BEVERAGE IS ALWAYS NICE TO WASH DOWN MY-- AND CONTINUES: OH NO! THE MAN DELIGHTS: TEE HEE!!
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!! POKEY STATES: LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: NO IT ISN'T!!
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey
A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN??? POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING??? THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!! POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS??? SHE SAYS: I DID HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN??? HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!! POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!! SHE SAYS: OK!!!
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND GREETS HIM: GOOD MORNING POKEY!! HE RESPONDS: HELLO, SMALL CHILD AND CONTINUES: LET'S TOUR THE ARCHITECTURE OF THE MIND SUDDENLY, WE ARE TRANSPORTED INTO THE MIND!!!! THE TWO STARE AT A STRUCTURE THE TWO CONTINUE TO STARE AT A STRUCTURE THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: POKEY IS THAT A TRELLIS OR A TRESTLE??? HE TURNS TO HER AND REPLIES: I DON'T KNOW!!!
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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POKEY APPROACHES THE LITTLE GIRL ON A SUNNY DAY!! POKEY SAYS, "HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!" HE CONTINUES, "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN??" POKEY DECLARES, "HE'S DEAD!!" AND NOW, THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND...
February 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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POKEY AND THE SPACE HEATER yellow5.com/pokey
THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY I WAS STORING SOME JARS OF SAUCE ON OUR SPACE HEATER AND SUDDENLY IT DOES NOT WORK!! POKEY REPLIES: SMALL CHILD, I WILL SOLVE THIS POKEY WHISTLES A JAUNTY TUNE AS HE APPROACHES A VAT THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS HIM: POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HE REPLIES PLEASANTLY: DIPPING MY ARMS IN STRONTIUM-90 THEN HE SAYS: COME HERE!! THE FISSILE MATERIAL WILL KEEP US WARM THEY HAVE A NICE HUG AND THE LITTLE GIRL ANNOUNCES: POKEY I LOVE RADIOISOTOPES!!! POKEY ASKS: DO YOU STILL HAVE SOME SAUCE??? SHE SAYS: YES HE SAYS: WE CAN PUT IT ON TOAST SHE EXCLAIMS: YUM!!! THE END
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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THE GREATEST TRICK yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY, THE DEVIL APPEARS BEFORE POKEY!! POKEY GREETS HIM: HELLO THE DEVIL SAYS: PREPARE YOURSELF...TO SEE A CARD TRICK!! POKEY REPLIES: OK!! THE DEVIL WITHDRAWS A PACK OF CARDS AND INSTRUCTS POKEY: PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!! POKEY HOLDS A CARD AND IMMEDIATELY CALLS OUT!! IT'S THE FOUR OF DIAMONDS!! THE DEVIL REPLIES: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO-- OKAY LET'S GO ON!! SHUFFLING, THE DEVIL DROPS THE CARDS IN A BIG PILE AND UTTERS: CRUD!! HE DISAPPEARS AS SUDDENLY AS HE APPEARS!!! THE SNOWMAN MR NUTTY STROLLS BY AND POKEY GREETS HIM: HI MR NUTTY!! MR NUTTY REPLIES IN KIND: HEY HEY POKEY!! POKEY TELLS HIM: THE DEVIL CAME BY EARLIER AND SHOWED ME A CARD TRICK!! MR NUTTY INQUIRES: WAS IT A GOOD CARD TRICK?? POKEY TELLS HIM: IT WAS THE GREATEST TRICK!!!
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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BEHOLD THE CLOUDLESS SKY yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD ASKS POKEY: HOW ARE YOU POKEY??? POKEY REPLIES: I AM ALIVE, LITTLE GIRL!! HE PROCEEDS: I INHALE OXYGEN AND EXHALE DELICIOUS ORGANIC COMPOUNDS THUSLY SHE DEEMS: HOORAY POKEY POKEY OBSERVES: BEHOLD THE CLOUDLESS SKY!! AND MULLS: LET US ENJOY THE MANY DAYS TO COME AT LAST, THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS: MAY I HAVE SOME ORGANIC COMPOUNDS POKEY POKEY STATES: YES
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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THE ENEMY yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY, POKEY SAYS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: SMALL CHILD, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR WAR!! SHE RESPONDS: I'M READY POKEY!! ARMED WITH WEAPONS, THEY STAND READY! POKEY DECLARES: THE ENEMY IS UNTIDINESS!!! THEY BEGIN TO TIDY UP WITH THEIR WEAPONS!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: MAY I HAVE OTHER ENEMIES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS, BETWEEN FIRING: YOU MAY
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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POKEY ENGAGES IN A BATTLE WITH SANTA CLAUS!! HIS KUNG FU IS UNDEFEATED AT THE CONCLUSION
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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POKEY ENTREATS MR. NUTTY TO EXAMINE HIS NEW FIGURINE!! IT IS SANTA, DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY, WHO IS PLAYING A FIDDLE FOR A DOG, WHO IS ALSO DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY!! IT COMMEMORATES HIS RELEASE FROM PRISON!!!
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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POKEY AND HIS SISTER ARE DECORATING THEIR GIFT-EXCHANGE-DAY TREE WHEN SUDDENLY A MIST BEGINS TO SEEP IN THROUGH A VENT!! THE MIST IS CHANTING: HO HO HO IT'S SANTA!! AS A MIST THE SMALL CHILD, IN A PANIC, NOTICES THAT SHE HAS INHALED SOME POKEY ASSURES HER THEY WILL BEGIN TREATMENT TODAY
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Ep. 133 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

Join me and @murrman5.bsky.social as we listen to @ladybroseph.bsky.social laugh at Brent’s legs.
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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murrman5.bsky.social
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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helldude.bsky.social
if liking sexy ladies makes me a monster well, bust out your torches and pitchforks. i will not back down on this
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!! SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!! THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK! THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!! THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY??? POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!! THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY???? HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!! THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!! POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP
I AM ORDERING YOU TO PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey
WE FIRST OBSERVE A DENOTATIONAL CARD INDICATING THE ADVENTURE TO FOLLOW: POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE!!! PART ONE BEGINS! POKEY FACES THE SMALL CHILD, WHO GREETS HIM: HELLO POKEY HE RESPONDS: CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M RUNNING A MARATHON!! SHE RESPONDS IN TURN: YOU ARE EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA!! HE SAYS: IT IS A PIZZA MARATHON AS HE SHOVELS PIZZA INTO HIS GOB!! AND NOW, PART TWO!! POKEY AND A RACE OFFICIAL STAND ATOP SOME SORT OF REMOTE PILLAR! THE RACE OFFICIAL DECLARES: POKEY YOU HAVE WON A MARATHON!! POKEY RESPONDS: HOORAY! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN?? THE WOMEN APPEAR, HURLING TOMATOES AT POKEY!! THE RACE OFFICIAL SAYS: HERE THEY ARE POKEY CRIES OUT: IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE SUDDENLY...POKEY AWAKENS IN HIS HOME!! HE SAYS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!! HE STEPS OUTSIDE AND THE WOMEN ARE BACK, PELTING HIM WITH TOMATOES!! OH NO!!! THE END!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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POKEY IS TRAINING!! BY MEANS OF CALISTHENICS, BOXING, AND THE LIKE!! FINALLY, HIS TRAINER APPROACHES AND ASKS: WHAT IS YOUR MISSION??? POKEY RESOUNDINGLY REJOINDERS: TO FIGHT THE ELDERLY!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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IT IS A NATIONAL DAY OF POKEY!!!
IT IS POKEY, STANDING AMONGST THE GREENERY OF THE LOVELY ARCTIC CIRCLE, STATING: HOORAY!
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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MR NUTTY AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS ARE WATCHING A TELEVISION PROGRAM!! MR NUTTY SAYS: WHAT SAY YOU, CHUM, ABOUT THIS NEW STYLE, WHERE THE JOKES ARE PUNCTUATED BY BLASTS OF MACHINE GUN FIRE?? THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS TURNS AND REJOINDERS: I FIND THE CALLS TO REVOLUTION STIRRING!!!! NOW LAUNCHING A MORTAR, MR NUTTY MUSES: MAYBE THIS TIME THE LIVING REALLY WILL ENVY THE DEAD!! THAT IS ALL!!!
September 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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IT IS POKEY!!! THAT IS ALL!!
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM