evelyn haunter
@evelynhaunter.bsky.social
i'm like if a straight guy was neither of those things
woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake
June 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake
one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it
crossdressing: 🥳✅️👍
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
May 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
crossdressing: 🥳✅️👍
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
does the dog die dot com john wick
May 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
does the dog die dot com john wick
dogs 🤝 trans women
peeing very little, several times
peeing very little, several times
May 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
dogs 🤝 trans women
peeing very little, several times
peeing very little, several times
split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)
May 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)
what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section
the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck
poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three
cucks 🤝 1930s comedians
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
cucks 🤝 1930s comedians
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*
people will be named skink armpit and post "reminder i'm nonbinary" bestie we know
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
people will be named skink armpit and post "reminder i'm nonbinary" bestie we know
no it's a mandela effect no one remembers the weezer guy was the zodiac but he was
April 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
no it's a mandela effect no one remembers the weezer guy was the zodiac but he was
milk duds are so good when you don't know what engorged ticks look like
April 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
milk duds are so good when you don't know what engorged ticks look like
swancore is just metalcore that's coming onto you
April 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
swancore is just metalcore that's coming onto you
family guy was so ahead of its time (transphobic in the early seasons too)
April 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
family guy was so ahead of its time (transphobic in the early seasons too)
i'm not horny i'm spiraling they just happen to look similar
April 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i'm not horny i'm spiraling they just happen to look similar
idiosyncrasies nuts
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
idiosyncrasies nuts
i'm literally the divorced guy on dating apps saying aw you look like my first wife
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i'm literally the divorced guy on dating apps saying aw you look like my first wife
mommy issues t slur seeking hand tattoos awful person
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
mommy issues t slur seeking hand tattoos awful person
i'm woke but not pretend the wook isn't hot woke
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i'm woke but not pretend the wook isn't hot woke
y'know when you impulse buy a bong so you have to un-pre your rolls
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
y'know when you impulse buy a bong so you have to un-pre your rolls
"i didn't know you rode bareback, gandalf" iS FUCKING DEVIOUS HOLY SHIT
April 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"i didn't know you rode bareback, gandalf" iS FUCKING DEVIOUS HOLY SHIT
old guy just stopped me to say "thought your name was P!nk" 😭
April 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
old guy just stopped me to say "thought your name was P!nk" 😭