evelyn haunter
@evelynhaunter.bsky.social
i'm like if a straight guy was neither of those things
i've noticed there's some confusion about trans people and i'd like to set the record straight. trans men play ukulele; trans women play banjo. hope this helps
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
i've noticed there's some confusion about trans people and i'd like to set the record straight. trans men play ukulele; trans women play banjo. hope this helps
rappers used to have names like rizzer and jizzer what even is a sizzer oh like lesbians nvm
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
rappers used to have names like rizzer and jizzer what even is a sizzer oh like lesbians nvm
omg dude can't believe boomers wrote a song called old timer rock and roll
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
omg dude can't believe boomers wrote a song called old timer rock and roll
☝️🤓 um i think you mean "whom haw" ☝️🤓
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
☝️🤓 um i think you mean "whom haw" ☝️🤓
[bad ending] paris hilton's book is better than dylan mulvaney's
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
[bad ending] paris hilton's book is better than dylan mulvaney's
between john jacob jingleheimer schmidt and john john the leprechaun i've kind of already burned through any agony my deadname could bring
speedrun baybeeeeee
speedrun baybeeeeee
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
between john jacob jingleheimer schmidt and john john the leprechaun i've kind of already burned through any agony my deadname could bring
speedrun baybeeeeee
speedrun baybeeeeee
Die Fledergate
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Die Fledergate
hey so i feel like the thesis statement of attack on titan is that if you're getting genocided you're not allowed to do a bunch of revenge murders
and idk that kinda seems like tone policing ☝️🤓
and idk that kinda seems like tone policing ☝️🤓
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
hey so i feel like the thesis statement of attack on titan is that if you're getting genocided you're not allowed to do a bunch of revenge murders
and idk that kinda seems like tone policing ☝️🤓
and idk that kinda seems like tone policing ☝️🤓
it's like a board game you can be really autistic about and spend a lot of money on
oh so like a board game
oh so like a board game
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
it's like a board game you can be really autistic about and spend a lot of money on
oh so like a board game
oh so like a board game
oh, the internet is forever? then where is that porn i liked in high school, huh?
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
oh, the internet is forever? then where is that porn i liked in high school, huh?
y'know when the baby carrots too big? fuck an adolescent carrot
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
y'know when the baby carrots too big? fuck an adolescent carrot
1985 by bowling for soup but
she's still preoccupied
with jesus
jesus
jesus fucking christ
she's still preoccupied
with jesus
jesus
jesus fucking christ
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
1985 by bowling for soup but
she's still preoccupied
with jesus
jesus
jesus fucking christ
she's still preoccupied
with jesus
jesus
jesus fucking christ
in my "tell your dad i said hi" arc
i didn't fuck him he just hates me
i didn't fuck him he just hates me
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
in my "tell your dad i said hi" arc
i didn't fuck him he just hates me
i didn't fuck him he just hates me
woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake
June 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake
one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it
crossdressing: 🥳✅️👍
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
May 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
crossdressing: 🥳✅️👍
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
does the dog die dot com john wick
May 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
does the dog die dot com john wick
dogs 🤝 trans women
peeing very little, several times
peeing very little, several times
May 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
dogs 🤝 trans women
peeing very little, several times
peeing very little, several times
split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)
May 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)
what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section
the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck
poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three
cucks 🤝 1930s comedians
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
cucks 🤝 1930s comedians
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*