Evan
evanschrauben.bsky.social
Evan
@evanschrauben.bsky.social
DONT HIRE THE WVU GUY
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Is he still suspended?
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I worked at @homefield.bsky.social and I don’t have the required antibodies for a number 1 ranked Indiana
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hoosier
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That famous French phrase, “Make them into a Cake”
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I feel seen
Wink Martindale cracks me up, big-ass flatbill hat, oakleys, the goatee, weird-ass blitzes, holds up his playcard like he's reading off the secrets of the pharaohs

I'd hate him so much I'd vibrate with rage if he were on my team's staff
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fuck Ohio Day
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
SalesForce is just SalesMass times SalesAcceleration.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Celebration Police are fuming
NO WONDER SPURS WANTED TO SIGN EBERECHI EZE 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
RIP JOOTS
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m having a weird day
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Evan
the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reposted by Evan
October 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Let’s go Blue Jays
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
October 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
October 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🚫🐈🔥
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Haven’t learned a cool new fact in a while
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
They did the monster fucking mash
September 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Me getting out of a beanbag chair:
Amon-Ra St Brown leaps into the seats ... Jared Goff ... uh... climbs in.
September 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Batman:
I SAID THE JOKER IS A WANTED MAAAAAAAN
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clempson no!
September 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM