Evan Robertson
@evanrobertsondc.bsky.social
Dad. Democrat. Mostly snark on politics and sports.
I don’t have a subscription to this trash newspaper. Does anyone have the list?
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I don’t have a subscription to this trash newspaper. Does anyone have the list?
Get it? It’s a football joke.
The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Get it? It’s a football joke.
This isn’t that much of a stretch
In the span of three years, we've gone from Fox News portraying John Fetterman as a brain-dead zombie who was mentally unfit to serve in the Senate, to Fox & Friends hosts emotionally offering to "reach out and hug" him.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Fox News host, who mocked Fetterman in 2022, now wants to ‘reach out and hug’ him
Before he became a regular fixture on Fox News airwaves and ‘Trump’s favorite Democrat,’ John Fetterman was relantlessly attacked and ridiculed by the network following his stroke during the 2022 elec...
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This isn’t that much of a stretch
“Unfettered”?
Come. On.
Come. On.
notable but not surprising that Fetterman chose Fox & Friends as the place to promote his new book
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Unfettered”?
Come. On.
Come. On.
Yes, it’s almost as if they’re two different people
HER DAUGHTER IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS AND SHE STILL DID THIS?!
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Yes, it’s almost as if they’re two different people
Having health insurance in case you need it is “fraud” now
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Having health insurance in case you need it is “fraud” now
I’m really starting to question being on this site. It’s just a constant onslaught of derangement.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m really starting to question being on this site. It’s just a constant onslaught of derangement.
“Not all responsible will publicly vote for the cave - that's not how this works.”
Translation: “I don’t actually know anything so I just named all the moderate Democratic Senators and added this line to give myself an out”
Translation: “I don’t actually know anything so I just named all the moderate Democratic Senators and added this line to give myself an out”
John Fetterman, Angus King, Maggie Hassan, Dick Durbin, Jon Ossoff, Jeanne Shaheen, Kirsten Gillibrand, Catherine Cortez Masto, Mark Warner, Cory Booker, and of course Chuck Schumer. Maybe others not top of mind. Not all responsible will publicly vote for the cave - that's not how this works.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Not all responsible will publicly vote for the cave - that's not how this works.”
Translation: “I don’t actually know anything so I just named all the moderate Democratic Senators and added this line to give myself an out”
Translation: “I don’t actually know anything so I just named all the moderate Democratic Senators and added this line to give myself an out”
This is deranged. Literally nothing has happened yet.
Democrats are fighting for what’s right.
Our so-called leaders aren’t.
Our so-called leaders aren’t.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is deranged. Literally nothing has happened yet.
I guess it’s too much to ask for people to wait until something, you know, happens before losing their shit
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I guess it’s too much to ask for people to wait until something, you know, happens before losing their shit
I’m still waiting for my $9000 from DOGE
In a post on Truth Social on Sunday, Trump said the payments would be for all but "high income people."
Trump says a tariff dividend of 'at least' $2,000 will be paid to most Americans
In a post on Truth Social on Sunday, Trump said the payments would be for all but "high income people."
www.businessinsider.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m still waiting for my $9000 from DOGE
(knows absolutely nothing concrete and hasn’t seen any actual bill proposed)
CHUCK SCHUMER IS SELLING US OUT AGAIN, AGAIN
CHUCK SCHUMER IS SELLING US OUT AGAIN, AGAIN
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
(knows absolutely nothing concrete and hasn’t seen any actual bill proposed)
CHUCK SCHUMER IS SELLING US OUT AGAIN, AGAIN
CHUCK SCHUMER IS SELLING US OUT AGAIN, AGAIN
I posted this not even 24 hours ago. JFC the people on this site are exhausting.
We’re losing our shit about Chuck Schumer again
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I posted this not even 24 hours ago. JFC the people on this site are exhausting.
People are freaking out and calling their senators over a “deal” that doesn’t exist
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
People are freaking out and calling their senators over a “deal” that doesn’t exist
Me, savvy Bluesky politics knower opening up Axios:
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me, savvy Bluesky politics knower opening up Axios:
It’s been what 4 or 6 hours, time to lose our shit at Chuck Schumer over some bullshit article again
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s been what 4 or 6 hours, time to lose our shit at Chuck Schumer over some bullshit article again
“Critics say…”
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
www.cnn.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Critics say…”
Didn’t even call him “Mayo Pete”. Are you even trying?
What nauseates about Mayor Pete is that he’s an Atlantic Monthly-reading retiree’s idea of what a young (ok, 43-yr-old) person should be like. Thank god for competitive primaries
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Didn’t even call him “Mayo Pete”. Are you even trying?
Murc’s Law!
Why is she asking the minority leader if he will do something only the majority can do?
WELKER: Can you guarantee you will reopen the government before Thanksgiving?
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Murc’s Law!
Counterpoint:
Trump hasn’t been able to fuck anyone for a long time
Trump hasn’t been able to fuck anyone for a long time
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector
You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. You’re stuc...
defector.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Counterpoint:
Trump hasn’t been able to fuck anyone for a long time
Trump hasn’t been able to fuck anyone for a long time
I paid $4 for an apple AMA
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I paid $4 for an apple AMA
This is such a perfect example of how useless the press is—“seeming to fight sleep”, “telltale signs of fatigue. They can’t just state facts.
WaPo puts the Sleepy Trump piece on Page One.
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This is such a perfect example of how useless the press is—“seeming to fight sleep”, “telltale signs of fatigue. They can’t just state facts.
“telltale signs of fatigue”
WaPo puts the Sleepy Trump piece on Page One.
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“telltale signs of fatigue”
So what you’re saying is that you pay Alex Thompson to sit around and look for porn?
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
So what you’re saying is that you pay Alex Thompson to sit around and look for porn?