Evan Robertson
@evanrobertsondc.bsky.social
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Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Great!
The sophisticated Marxist network is at it again
The Free Press put out a piece calling out Noem's lies about Alex Pretti's murder, and the comment section is absolutely furious.
January 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The sophisticated Marxist network is at it again
Deplorable even
like 30% of the country just feels irretrievable at this point
Look at the intensity gap in this NYT graph of how voters describe their current feelings toward Trump www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Deplorable even
“alacritous and misleading rhetoric”
That’s called lying
That’s called lying
NY Post editorial board: "The alacritous and misleading rhetoric coming out of the administration needs to stop ... DHS Secretary Kristi Noem should also take a break from her self-promoting and combative TV hits."
nypost.com/2026/01/25/o...
nypost.com/2026/01/25/o...
What Trump’s next move needs to be in Minneapolis
It’s time to de-escalate in Minneapolis, Mr. President.
nypost.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 PM
“alacritous and misleading rhetoric”
That’s called lying
That’s called lying
Regina George, White House Correspondent
“Straight cringe” and it’s about the state smearing a murdered person as a terrorist.
This woman is a parody of Beltway journalists.
This woman is a parody of Beltway journalists.
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Regina George, White House Correspondent
John “We can crush a child’s testicles” Yoo has more thoughts
International law no longer serves as an instrument of global stability—and the U.S. should use this moment to argue for a different approach to the rules of war, John Yoo argues.
A New International Law Can Rise From the Ashes
The United States should use this moment to argue for a different approach to the rules of war.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 AM
John “We can crush a child’s testicles” Yoo has more thoughts
I still don’t get why Tom Brady is allowed to announce games. Not just because he’s a little bitch who sucks at it, but because he’s an owner of a team.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I still don’t get why Tom Brady is allowed to announce games. Not just because he’s a little bitch who sucks at it, but because he’s an owner of a team.
“That slut shouldn’t have worn such a short skirt”
They all talk like rapists
They all talk like rapists
Fox's Charlie Hurt: “Only one person could have prevented this from happening, and it's Alex Pretti.”
www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/...
www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/...
January 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
“That slut shouldn’t have worn such a short skirt”
They all talk like rapists
They all talk like rapists
“You do not get to attack law enforcement officials in this country without any repercussions.”
Actually you get a pardon and hundreds of thousands of dollars from the federal government.
Actually you get a pardon and hundreds of thousands of dollars from the federal government.
BARTIROMO: There is outrage across the country that there is another killing. Someone is dead at the hands of Border Patrol. What can you tell us?
KASH PATEL: You do not get to attack law enforcement officials in this country without any repercussions. We not messing around.
KASH PATEL: You do not get to attack law enforcement officials in this country without any repercussions. We not messing around.
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
“You do not get to attack law enforcement officials in this country without any repercussions.”
Actually you get a pardon and hundreds of thousands of dollars from the federal government.
Actually you get a pardon and hundreds of thousands of dollars from the federal government.
Weird the times when Republicans decide that guns are dangerous and when they’re not
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Weird the times when Republicans decide that guns are dangerous and when they’re not
It is pretty jarring to see Republicans just throw away the 2nd Amendment because Daddy told them to
January 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
It is pretty jarring to see Republicans just throw away the 2nd Amendment because Daddy told them to
Paid political operative thinks everyone’s a paid political operative
James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Paid political operative thinks everyone’s a paid political operative
Where you at, NRA?
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Where you at, NRA?
I’m not sure complaining to the murderers about the murder makes sense
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’m not sure complaining to the murderers about the murder makes sense
Reminder that Republicans are 2nd Amendment zealots unless it’s someone they don’t like in which case the person should be executed on the spot
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Reminder that Republicans are 2nd Amendment zealots unless it’s someone they don’t like in which case the person should be executed on the spot
I’m watching an episode of ER with James Woods as a guest star and I always wonder when I see him in things if the people working with him knew what an insane piece of shit he is.
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I’m watching an episode of ER with James Woods as a guest star and I always wonder when I see him in things if the people working with him knew what an insane piece of shit he is.
The President of the United States doesn’t know that penguins don’t live in Greenland
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The President of the United States doesn’t know that penguins don’t live in Greenland
It's very cold across most of the country, so to counteract that, quote-post a favorite photo from a summertime baseball game.
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It's very cold across most of the country, so to counteract that, quote-post a favorite photo from a summertime baseball game.
Mikey’s not even trying anymore
TUR: This is the White House putting out AI images that are not memes, they are just manipulated without saying they're manipulated. How do you trust a White House when they're not being truthful like this?
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
MIKE LAWLER: I have not seen that image. But we've seen on both sides ...
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Mikey’s not even trying anymore
These dorks have the nerdiest “uniform” for their stupid He-man woman haters club. They look like their moms got together and picked out their outfit for the first day of summer camp.
Now: Patriot Front is out this morning in Washington, D.C.
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
These dorks have the nerdiest “uniform” for their stupid He-man woman haters club. They look like their moms got together and picked out their outfit for the first day of summer camp.
This is the strongest argument in favor of abortion that I’ve ever heard
Mike Johnson: "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy exactly one year before Roe. A lot of people tried to convince my very young parents that they should just take care of that problem. But I am eternally grateful that they allowed me the chance at life."
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is the strongest argument in favor of abortion that I’ve ever heard
Wow, why does JD hate capitalism? Is he some kind of communist?!
JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Wow, why does JD hate capitalism? Is he some kind of communist?!
Oh I have no doubt
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Oh I have no doubt
What?
Mike Johnson: "It is the strength of the American family again -- that's what we brought back. We measure our success on the number of lives we save and the lives we improve and uplift with common sense life-affirming policies."
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 PM
What?
At this rate it would take 150 years to pay off the debt
TRUMP: WE'LL BE PAYING OFF DEBT IF WE WIN TARIFF SCOTUS CASE
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
At this rate it would take 150 years to pay off the debt