Evan Rabalais
@evanrabuhlay.bsky.social
Zydeco Musician. I host Critical Hit and Woke Cowboy in Austin, TX
Crop top? Like a gay farmer?
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Crop top? Like a gay farmer?
I brought Critical Hit to Out of Bounds Fest and had a blast with @ifycomedy.com @tenderchris.bsky.social and Alex Walker (who I don’t know if they’re on Bluesky)
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I brought Critical Hit to Out of Bounds Fest and had a blast with @ifycomedy.com @tenderchris.bsky.social and Alex Walker (who I don’t know if they’re on Bluesky)
Being a fan of Louisiana football teams is a mental illness that I inflict upon myself twice a week
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Being a fan of Louisiana football teams is a mental illness that I inflict upon myself twice a week
I fucking hate Jeff Landry so goddamn much. Ruining any and everything he fucking touches.
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I fucking hate Jeff Landry so goddamn much. Ruining any and everything he fucking touches.
Jimmy Kimmel is returning Tuesday night. Let this be a lesson to all of us:
If anything can beat fascism in America, it’s capitalism.
If anything can beat fascism in America, it’s capitalism.
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jimmy Kimmel is returning Tuesday night. Let this be a lesson to all of us:
If anything can beat fascism in America, it’s capitalism.
If anything can beat fascism in America, it’s capitalism.
How are we feeling about King of the Hill Shippuden so far
August 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
How are we feeling about King of the Hill Shippuden so far
Watching Little Nicky tonight in mourning
July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Watching Little Nicky tonight in mourning
Love going on indeed where my options are janitor for a middle school or CEO of Apple
April 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Love going on indeed where my options are janitor for a middle school or CEO of Apple
Reposted by Evan Rabalais
two more comics, then you
March 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
two more comics, then you
Thinking of a guy who’s favorite band is Puddle of Mudd
January 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thinking of a guy who’s favorite band is Puddle of Mudd
Todd Bowles always looks like this when they cut to him
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Todd Bowles always looks like this when they cut to him
I had tickets to see the Improvised Shakespeare Company today and completely fucked up and showed up at the wrong time to the theater lol dammit
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I had tickets to see the Improvised Shakespeare Company today and completely fucked up and showed up at the wrong time to the theater lol dammit
If you live in Austin and enjoy table top games or comedy or ideally both come check out my show Critical Hit. 2nd Tuesday of every month
December 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
If you live in Austin and enjoy table top games or comedy or ideally both come check out my show Critical Hit. 2nd Tuesday of every month
I’m watching the UFC fights with my girlfriends 87 year old grandfather and every time a ring girl blows the camera a kiss his waves at them and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I’m watching the UFC fights with my girlfriends 87 year old grandfather and every time a ring girl blows the camera a kiss his waves at them and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
How do you throw 3 game ending picks in a row lol
November 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
How do you throw 3 game ending picks in a row lol
Spellbound is the kind of movie that used to make its money solely from parents grabbing something from the bargain bin to shut their kids up. I can’t believe they’re spending money on ads
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Spellbound is the kind of movie that used to make its money solely from parents grabbing something from the bargain bin to shut their kids up. I can’t believe they’re spending money on ads
LSU/Florida is up there for me in games I NEED every year. It’s the stupidest shit imaginable every single time.
Cannot wait to see how we lose to LSU. Last second fake punt. Banana peel in exhaust. Brian Kelly paints tunnel on brick wall and Billy Napier runs full steam into it.
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
LSU/Florida is up there for me in games I NEED every year. It’s the stupidest shit imaginable every single time.
“You’ve been called a dirty cheater, how do you respond”
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
“You’ve been called a dirty cheater, how do you respond”
Very exciting that Jackass the movie is gonna be on the Criterion Channel. One step closer to this Reddit post I made becoming reality. @criterion.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/criterion/...
www.reddit.com/r/criterion/...
www.reddit.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Very exciting that Jackass the movie is gonna be on the Criterion Channel. One step closer to this Reddit post I made becoming reality. @criterion.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/criterion/...
www.reddit.com/r/criterion/...
The vibes here suck yall need to get mean but still not racist
November 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
The vibes here suck yall need to get mean but still not racist
You and your favorite Pokémon
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
You and your favorite Pokémon
I love how the Department of Government Efficiency has two heads, inefficiency is built into it’s hierarchy
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I love how the Department of Government Efficiency has two heads, inefficiency is built into it’s hierarchy
The Criterion Collection should release a box set of the 4 Jackass films along with the entire tv series. I have written this 4,000 word essay to explain
November 14, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The Criterion Collection should release a box set of the 4 Jackass films along with the entire tv series. I have written this 4,000 word essay to explain
Me in Louisiana: “It’s too hot and humid year-round. I can’t believe how corrupt every level of government is. Why isn’t there ever anything to do? Ugh this place has issues.”
Me anywhere else:
Me anywhere else:
November 14, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Me in Louisiana: “It’s too hot and humid year-round. I can’t believe how corrupt every level of government is. Why isn’t there ever anything to do? Ugh this place has issues.”
Me anywhere else:
Me anywhere else: