Evan
evanoftheforest.bsky.social
Evan
@evanoftheforest.bsky.social
Y'know, I've seen all the films, and if they made a real-life Jurassic Park you can bet I'd still go.
April 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Every time I hear anything remotely political any more I want to channel this woman:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N__O...
Māori MPs perform haka and disrupt NZ parliament debate on treaty rights changes
YouTube video by Guardian News
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Friends, moderates, liberals, progressives:
What would you want to see in a sane version of Project 2025... a Project 2029?
February 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is it too late for my #superbowl submission?

Great horned owl roosting in an abandoned hawk's nest, Sonoran Desert.
Photo: me.
February 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Mood on Mondays.

Yawning cats hating Mondays is how you get followers, right?
February 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.

They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Every newly-minted billionaire represents a failure of our economic system.
February 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A very curious owl from our local park.

We must celebrate their superbness.
February 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
February 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don't understand why people complain when POTUS golfs. We want that motherfucker to spend as much time as far away from the White House as possible.
January 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yellowstone National Park's Fountain Geyser.

I did almost type Great Fairy Fountain. God, I'm a nerd.
January 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Going to Heil in a handbasket.
January 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by Evan
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Beeeees
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM