The bottom of my front teeth look like fig newtons
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The bottom of my front teeth look like fig newtons
I’m so tired of everyone wearing hot pants. I’ve only ever worn pants so cold they make the Alaskan permafrost feel like the surface of the god damn sun. I would know, I made a pair of jeans out of the stuff. Tried to market the stuff as “Dirt-Pantz” (D-Pantz for short), but that didn’t pan out
October 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m so tired of everyone wearing hot pants. I’ve only ever worn pants so cold they make the Alaskan permafrost feel like the surface of the god damn sun. I would know, I made a pair of jeans out of the stuff. Tried to market the stuff as “Dirt-Pantz” (D-Pantz for short), but that didn’t pan out
veritasium came to me in a dream telling me about how i should become a “helvetica standard truther”, popped some altoids into my mouth, and did a little jig. listen, buddy, i might be a verified sans serif bitch, but you’re not gonna make me cheat on open sans anytime soon. i’m better than this
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
veritasium came to me in a dream telling me about how i should become a “helvetica standard truther”, popped some altoids into my mouth, and did a little jig. listen, buddy, i might be a verified sans serif bitch, but you’re not gonna make me cheat on open sans anytime soon. i’m better than this
you just eat tha chips. very simpl3 and effective for chips
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you just eat tha chips. very simpl3 and effective for chips
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“Dianetics is a story about an irregularly shaped apple, or an “irshapple” as I call them, trying to come to terms with the fact that it can’t roll down the hill like its friends can.” -L. Ron Hubbard flapping his gums about some old fucking trash, 1986
September 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Dianetics is a story about an irregularly shaped apple, or an “irshapple” as I call them, trying to come to terms with the fact that it can’t roll down the hill like its friends can.” -L. Ron Hubbard flapping his gums about some old fucking trash, 1986
constable cranberry came to my house and fucked me up last harvest moon. for kicks
September 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
constable cranberry came to my house and fucked me up last harvest moon. for kicks
what is periwinkle is it a feeling
September 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
what is periwinkle is it a feeling
I’m A Gym Nut LF My Gym Nut-Crackere DM If U Got Articulated Jozz 2 Crack With
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m A Gym Nut LF My Gym Nut-Crackere DM If U Got Articulated Jozz 2 Crack With
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Hark My hErald Angels Bing Crosby
September 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hark My hErald Angels Bing Crosby
Tuck Son Arizona was the worst place to visit on vacation. i don’t even have a son. and don’t get me started on being tucked. i prefer the word that starts with F instead. “Freelancing “
September 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tuck Son Arizona was the worst place to visit on vacation. i don’t even have a son. and don’t get me started on being tucked. i prefer the word that starts with F instead. “Freelancing “
trampoline Park is a term that was coined based on a man called trampoline Mark. the world could not contain his massive velocity and we constructed parks around the world in the hopes that he one day would land in one of them and sees how much we all miss him
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
trampoline Park is a term that was coined based on a man called trampoline Mark. the world could not contain his massive velocity and we constructed parks around the world in the hopes that he one day would land in one of them and sees how much we all miss him
billy joel is the kind of man who could do a damn backflip and be like i don’t even focking care im a cool guy this is what cool guys do guys. don’t make a scene
September 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
billy joel is the kind of man who could do a damn backflip and be like i don’t even focking care im a cool guy this is what cool guys do guys. don’t make a scene
Pony Wine
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pony Wine
hamlet is about late stage capitalism and how it sucks to be a man
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
hamlet is about late stage capitalism and how it sucks to be a man
grover cleveland didn’t know about chex mix and i think that he would have liked them idk. he would like the squares
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
grover cleveland didn’t know about chex mix and i think that he would have liked them idk. he would like the squares
benjamin button be benjamin nuttin
September 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
benjamin button be benjamin nuttin
arthur c clarke type beat
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
arthur c clarke type beat
what a beast
Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
August 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what a beast
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Hi, everyone! I'm proud to announce that "Cold Moon" has been officially pressed into vinyl! We are selling it for $30 over on the album page, and a limited run of only 50 pressings are going to be sold. Thanks for all of your continued support! Love, forever!
saturnrave.bandcamp.com/album/cold-m...
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July 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hi, everyone! I'm proud to announce that "Cold Moon" has been officially pressed into vinyl! We are selling it for $30 over on the album page, and a limited run of only 50 pressings are going to be sold. Thanks for all of your continued support! Love, forever!
saturnrave.bandcamp.com/album/cold-m...
saturnrave.bandcamp.com/album/cold-m...
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June 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
🟪🔴LIVE ON TWITCH
I may be eepy........... www.twitch.tv/samiisqueak
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