Euphoric Mess
@euphoricmess.bsky.social
Once famous socialite, now award winning actor, creator and model. This was cheaper than therapy
Guehi getting a decent salary at city. Should be able to keep up his doodling hobby
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Guehi getting a decent salary at city. Should be able to keep up his doodling hobby
Just like trump was given the nobel prize from the winner with arteta give the pl trophy to tony pullis?
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Just like trump was given the nobel prize from the winner with arteta give the pl trophy to tony pullis?
We are all for a controversial equaliser right?
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
We are all for a controversial equaliser right?
How has he missed that?
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
How has he missed that?
That is an absolute sensational moment
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
That is an absolute sensational moment
Got to be all on a missed pen here surely?
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Got to be all on a missed pen here surely?
Imagine if we just all ignored celebrities for a week. No retweets, no likes, no shares, just left them in a vacuum.
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January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Imagine if we just all ignored celebrities for a week. No retweets, no likes, no shares, just left them in a vacuum.
The standard of this league is dire. Loads of physical giants but the footy is generally grimmer and less entertaining.
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The standard of this league is dire. Loads of physical giants but the footy is generally grimmer and less entertaining.
That digne stat is mad. He's scored own goals for Everton Vs villa and villa Vs Everton
Can't be many who have done the same thing.
Can only think of Wes brown, united and Sunderland.
Richard dunne would be a guess as he played for a fair few teams and tended to score a fair few own goals.
Can't be many who have done the same thing.
Can only think of Wes brown, united and Sunderland.
Richard dunne would be a guess as he played for a fair few teams and tended to score a fair few own goals.
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
That digne stat is mad. He's scored own goals for Everton Vs villa and villa Vs Everton
Can't be many who have done the same thing.
Can only think of Wes brown, united and Sunderland.
Richard dunne would be a guess as he played for a fair few teams and tended to score a fair few own goals.
Can't be many who have done the same thing.
Can only think of Wes brown, united and Sunderland.
Richard dunne would be a guess as he played for a fair few teams and tended to score a fair few own goals.
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The Ev trying to keep us within 3 wins of villa.
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Ev trying to keep us within 3 wins of villa.
Best goalie in the world making another error?
Overrated goalie derby this
Overrated goalie derby this
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Best goalie in the world making another error?
Overrated goalie derby this
Overrated goalie derby this
That's a goal and the Ev may be keeping us in the race for third.
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
That's a goal and the Ev may be keeping us in the race for third.
That save by Martinez by mykolenko is absurd. He's made a regulation save above his head and then dived side ways
Shame he didn't dive sideways for the header
Shame he didn't dive sideways for the header
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
That save by Martinez by mykolenko is absurd. He's made a regulation save above his head and then dived side ways
Shame he didn't dive sideways for the header
Shame he didn't dive sideways for the header
If this is true then Europe needs to speak out and America needs to act
$hitler is a Russian agent??
No waaaaaaaay!
Good for Ukraine.
Chump has ruined our reputation.
No waaaaaaaay!
Good for Ukraine.
Chump has ruined our reputation.
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If this is true then Europe needs to speak out and America needs to act
Looks like Frank may get sacked by spurs. Had he stayed at Brentford he could have been in the the united or Chelsea job.
Now.... God knows. Maybe palace. Does glasner then go to spurs?
Now.... God knows. Maybe palace. Does glasner then go to spurs?
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Looks like Frank may get sacked by spurs. Had he stayed at Brentford he could have been in the the united or Chelsea job.
Now.... God knows. Maybe palace. Does glasner then go to spurs?
Now.... God knows. Maybe palace. Does glasner then go to spurs?
They ain't wrong. Slot has lost a lot more than "the online lot"
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
They ain't wrong. Slot has lost a lot more than "the online lot"
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Jesus
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Jesus
I don't watch enough footy to know who we should get as a replacement, but I don't buy the idea we can't improve on slot when I see him being matched by other managers who have lesser players playing against us
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I don't watch enough footy to know who we should get as a replacement, but I don't buy the idea we can't improve on slot when I see him being matched by other managers who have lesser players playing against us
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Its strange on here, twits & other social media at times. People become so entrenched in their "I WILL SUPPORT THE MANAGER NO MATTER WHAT" Arnie going down in a vat of acid, thumbs up stylee - they actually refuse to accept or see reality. Yes aimless bashing is dull, as is reluctance to face facts.
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January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Its strange on here, twits & other social media at times. People become so entrenched in their "I WILL SUPPORT THE MANAGER NO MATTER WHAT" Arnie going down in a vat of acid, thumbs up stylee - they actually refuse to accept or see reality. Yes aimless bashing is dull, as is reluctance to face facts.
Surely we are at this point.
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January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Surely we are at this point.
A manager's job is to get the team playing in a way they makes them greater than the sum of it's parts.
Slot isn't doing it.
Slot isn't doing it.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
A manager's job is to get the team playing in a way they makes them greater than the sum of it's parts.
Slot isn't doing it.
Slot isn't doing it.