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Eunice Sexx
@eunicesexx.bsky.social
Just a they/them, destroyer of pussy

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I keep things whimsical by saying “dr peppy” instead of “dr pepper”
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m gonna cry my dog is too cute
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I bet getting into an accident with a cyber truck feels the same as colliding with a large cardboard box
April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why is my package from California in Tennessee?
April 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Real photo of me today
April 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s getting into busy season and while I want to I just don’t WANT to
March 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Elon?
March 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Montana HB121 - Know the FACTS!
March 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open
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March 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Teriyaki burgers are bisexual
February 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I forgot my melatonin, so for the past two hours I’ve been laying in bed, listening to my husband snore, while “fantasy” by jade and “the giver” by Chappell roan cycle through my head
March 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Just realized my tights are dirty and I need them tomorrow
a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i 'm hurting '' written on her face .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i 'm hurting '' written on her face .
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March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Made my magnum opus last night. You’re welcome ❤️
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being asked to play 4D chess but I don’t know know to play chess
March 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gays love he man
March 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you need something to do in the zoo tonight, the doors open at 6pm and the show starts at 7pm at the Badlander!
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Lots of producers making some choices lately
February 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Absolutely wild to ask performers to apply while also asking for applications to PRODUCE a large event
February 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What’s your gender: fantasy or Walmart?

“Probably Walmart”
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Bring back the cookie dough Klondike bars. Cowards.
February 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Come see me get undressed onstage for Valentine’s Day to figure out what this is
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM