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ET
@et103.bsky.social
local horny idiot of mid to highest order!
just call me ET (ee-tee)
gender identity is a fuck (any/all)
if you think you're weirder than me, check the replies section
sorry for the repost spam
Eggbug is dead, long live Eggbug!

DMs open
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this post will forever be my best btw
because I'm right
(just, skip over the mention of settings and it fully applies here too)
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
finishing my terraria 1.4.4 vanilla summoner playthrough before 1.4.5 has me making dents in my everything rn ngl
it's boutta hit my friend group like opioids, shit's fucked up
and I can't even participate for 2 weeks due to college bullshits!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
best way to make your back arch:
hair-pulling or reins on a mouth gag?
I woulda called it for the reins because of pain reasons but threading fingers in hair though......

I should sleep
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
in the same vane as "bucket of wet slop *grins*" being conjured alongside more than half of my slime thoughts, every mention of Komaeda from Danganronpa sets off this video in my head for its full runtime without pause or intermission
my mind is a prison with no warden.

youtu.be/S2oka_FLtK8
Kanye west likes fingers in his ass
YouTube video by wolfy Sparks
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
"cock so throbbing and legs so thick the automod doesn't even TRY to label the image" is my personal favorite observation of this entire website
a reoccurring phenomenon that gets funnier with every new example
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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the guy who invented salted caramel: i just invented salted caramel

me and thousands of others: wow. do you want head. cuz i could give you head
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
noting down in my calendar to share this at its third anniversary, can't believe I missed it this year
me when my girl takes her top off
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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really liked the composition on this one too! you can tell i had a lot of fun with this project
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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몹저씨의 개인지 발간(아직 안됨)을 축하드려요옹~~
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
yt recommended a bit confused on what demographics I encompass
but also I watch every Brian David Gilbert on release so maybe it's got me pegged well enough
good tunes regardless
#MusicRecs

youtu.be/krG2YBfVNcA
I Work in a Warehouse
YouTube video by Blake Porter
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
LOOK AT MY GUY'S SHIT!!!
anyone wanna look for Fallout guns that are cool and at least seemingly functional in the ways of how a gun works, Coin is an absolute prodigy at making them
first Deathclaw to level into engineering, bringing all of New Vegas to heel
give'm a follow!
this one is by far one of my favorite renders i have ever done for a project
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
clutching and clawing at my everything right now LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*screaming from the top of my lungs*
YES- YEEESSS!!!
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 AM
shapeshifters people watching at a cafe for an afternoon and coming back home to change into people they found particularly attractive
it always devolves to some silly morphs and giggling but the routine and anticipation of what the other landed with maintains the novelty for each other
January 24, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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remarkably appropriate meme
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
... motherfucker-
if anyone wants a competent mcGinnis, my DMs are open
this damn game might become even better now
ok deadlock i now want to play your game
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
still biting and chewing on this
dunno if I'll ever stop
slime person is about malleability and totally embracing others with yourself as an act of affection
body horror shape shifters are about lotsa teeth and unadulterated catharsis of a body being given form by a mind
in this essay, I will detail how chest mimics are the meeting point of these two gen-
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have a YouTube channel I frequent when I just wanna put on background noise or occasionally focus on as The Bazaar is a neat auto battler to spectate
but the highlight of this channel is the absolutely insane thumbnails that are cooked up for each video
all of them unique and equally insane
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I find it slightly funny that any sentence involving some form of command could be claimed as an impractical jokers bit without much fuss
"just a prank bro" but make it a reference
would never do that shit but the thought is kinda funny
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I honestly believe that Rabbit and Steel is a perfectly distilled MMO raid boss experience as well as possibly one of very few formats that makes for a good co-op game alongside it being a bullet hell
as it kinda needs the one to facilitate the other in achieving this
and that's beautiful I think
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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the snake pit

#teratophilia
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
taking home an eager fool just to squeeze them like a stress ball changing the focused body part as well as what I'm squeezing with every hour until they're putty in my grasp
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM