Esha
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Every so often my mother in law sends us a huge box of non perishable food. And it infuriates me. Because its not even stuff we eat, weve said before just buy the kids clothes, she just gave me an extra chores of hauling this big ass box into my house and then having to take it to donate.
April 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every so often my mother in law sends us a huge box of non perishable food. And it infuriates me. Because its not even stuff we eat, weve said before just buy the kids clothes, she just gave me an extra chores of hauling this big ass box into my house and then having to take it to donate.
👋🏽 Hey. Just came to tell you to use the good stuff. And don’t skimp. Use as much as you need. 😘
March 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
👋🏽 Hey. Just came to tell you to use the good stuff. And don’t skimp. Use as much as you need. 😘
I forgot to get my son his tooth fairy surprise. So I told him before he went to bed that the tooth fairy told me she was running behind.
This morning he saw no surprise. He gon say “mama get your phone I need to send the tooth fairy a message”.
These kids 🥰🤣
This morning he saw no surprise. He gon say “mama get your phone I need to send the tooth fairy a message”.
These kids 🥰🤣
March 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I forgot to get my son his tooth fairy surprise. So I told him before he went to bed that the tooth fairy told me she was running behind.
This morning he saw no surprise. He gon say “mama get your phone I need to send the tooth fairy a message”.
These kids 🥰🤣
This morning he saw no surprise. He gon say “mama get your phone I need to send the tooth fairy a message”.
These kids 🥰🤣
Good morning, be conceited.
March 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, be conceited.
Nothing makes you really think about the meaning of everything like a toddler asking what everything is.
March 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nothing makes you really think about the meaning of everything like a toddler asking what everything is.
Just remembered how we used to call a person, but only let it ring once to let the other person know you was on the way.
At least that’s what we did in my family. Back in the stone ages before text messages.
At least that’s what we did in my family. Back in the stone ages before text messages.
March 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just remembered how we used to call a person, but only let it ring once to let the other person know you was on the way.
At least that’s what we did in my family. Back in the stone ages before text messages.
At least that’s what we did in my family. Back in the stone ages before text messages.
When I work too hard to show that I’m focused I actually zone out and my vision blurs.
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When I work too hard to show that I’m focused I actually zone out and my vision blurs.
I started working out and eating better this week.
I’ve also been non-stop staring at myself in mirrors and pinching my flubby bits as if they’ll magically disappear after a week.
I’ve also been non-stop staring at myself in mirrors and pinching my flubby bits as if they’ll magically disappear after a week.
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I started working out and eating better this week.
I’ve also been non-stop staring at myself in mirrors and pinching my flubby bits as if they’ll magically disappear after a week.
I’ve also been non-stop staring at myself in mirrors and pinching my flubby bits as if they’ll magically disappear after a week.
I really wish our culture was gatekept. Bc I hate seeing our vernacular get used and picked apart by people it’s not meant for.
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I really wish our culture was gatekept. Bc I hate seeing our vernacular get used and picked apart by people it’s not meant for.
Are people protesting in front of Tesla dealerships near you? I feel bad for the employees just trying to make money to eat and live and I hope people don’t terrorize them.
February 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Are people protesting in front of Tesla dealerships near you? I feel bad for the employees just trying to make money to eat and live and I hope people don’t terrorize them.
The house cleaners broke my glass foot file 😩 luckily they’ll replace it but like damn what was yall doing?
February 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The house cleaners broke my glass foot file 😩 luckily they’ll replace it but like damn what was yall doing?
Minus the death, despair, and disconnection the pandemic seems like a okay time. Maybe thats post-pandemic delusion, like when you have a baby and think I’ll never do that again, but then a couple years later you forget how terrible it was so you do it again.
February 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Minus the death, despair, and disconnection the pandemic seems like a okay time. Maybe thats post-pandemic delusion, like when you have a baby and think I’ll never do that again, but then a couple years later you forget how terrible it was so you do it again.
Starbucks ain’t had no star bonus situations in a lil minute.
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Starbucks ain’t had no star bonus situations in a lil minute.
Him: what’s wrong? What happened?
Me: nothing why?
Him: you came down with your hand on your chest looking sad at your phone
Me: oh, I was just thinking about where my boobs used to be
Him: well I like em wherever they sitting, but I feel you.
🥹🥰
Me: nothing why?
Him: you came down with your hand on your chest looking sad at your phone
Me: oh, I was just thinking about where my boobs used to be
Him: well I like em wherever they sitting, but I feel you.
🥹🥰
February 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Him: what’s wrong? What happened?
Me: nothing why?
Him: you came down with your hand on your chest looking sad at your phone
Me: oh, I was just thinking about where my boobs used to be
Him: well I like em wherever they sitting, but I feel you.
🥹🥰
Me: nothing why?
Him: you came down with your hand on your chest looking sad at your phone
Me: oh, I was just thinking about where my boobs used to be
Him: well I like em wherever they sitting, but I feel you.
🥹🥰
Google not giving a “don’t show me this again” option on their pop up message in Safari is absolutely maddening. They’re definitely counting on me breaking down and just using their app bc the message is so annoying.
February 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Google not giving a “don’t show me this again” option on their pop up message in Safari is absolutely maddening. They’re definitely counting on me breaking down and just using their app bc the message is so annoying.
So when are we meeting to kick them out or give them some Jan 6 medicine cause this ain’t it. I know us 92% ain’t posed to be doing anything but it’s realllllly hard
Trump official announces that Trump has signed an executive order claiming that only the president can speak for “what the law is”
(This is not how the Constitution works)
(This is not how the Constitution works)
February 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So when are we meeting to kick them out or give them some Jan 6 medicine cause this ain’t it. I know us 92% ain’t posed to be doing anything but it’s realllllly hard
I’ll never under why we rush the stores knowing good and damn well this “snow” ain’t gon last but a day in the sun and maybe 2days in the shade.
February 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’ll never under why we rush the stores knowing good and damn well this “snow” ain’t gon last but a day in the sun and maybe 2days in the shade.
First he was into dinosaurs, then he discovered the 4 yo cars, THEEEEEN he found a dinosaur hot wheel and he ain’t let it go since.
Last night he wouldn’t sleep until we found it.
I’m gonna have to order replacements on Amazon.
Last night he wouldn’t sleep until we found it.
I’m gonna have to order replacements on Amazon.
February 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
First he was into dinosaurs, then he discovered the 4 yo cars, THEEEEEN he found a dinosaur hot wheel and he ain’t let it go since.
Last night he wouldn’t sleep until we found it.
I’m gonna have to order replacements on Amazon.
Last night he wouldn’t sleep until we found it.
I’m gonna have to order replacements on Amazon.
My 2yo keeps shouting “GO HOT WHEELS” every two seconds like he’s at the track.
February 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My 2yo keeps shouting “GO HOT WHEELS” every two seconds like he’s at the track.
This week has been so exhausting. Monday, a holiday, I just wanted to couch rot but my 2yo pigged out on daycare lunch and threw up (straight to home).Tuesday my 4 yo had a fever, cough, and nasty mucus (straight to home). Now there’s a snow storm coming Wednesday (everybody straight to home).
February 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This week has been so exhausting. Monday, a holiday, I just wanted to couch rot but my 2yo pigged out on daycare lunch and threw up (straight to home).Tuesday my 4 yo had a fever, cough, and nasty mucus (straight to home). Now there’s a snow storm coming Wednesday (everybody straight to home).
Every time I feel that numb spot in my back from the epidural I can’t help but wonder “maybe I could have tolerated my midwife manually pushing my cervix out the way during contractions for a little while longer”
February 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Every time I feel that numb spot in my back from the epidural I can’t help but wonder “maybe I could have tolerated my midwife manually pushing my cervix out the way during contractions for a little while longer”
This my first time having to interact with the jail/prison system and the fact that they call people inmates on materials that are for their loved ones, friends, or associates is beyond dehumanizing. I’m not adding money for inmate #### I’m leaving money for a human, with a name.
February 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This my first time having to interact with the jail/prison system and the fact that they call people inmates on materials that are for their loved ones, friends, or associates is beyond dehumanizing. I’m not adding money for inmate #### I’m leaving money for a human, with a name.
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Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
I keep thinking bout how Elon really bought the presidency.
I’m lowkey waiting for him and trump to fall out. Bc if Elon really bought the election and things fall apart he’s not going to be quiet.
Maybe we’ll hit two idiots with one book.
I’m lowkey waiting for him and trump to fall out. Bc if Elon really bought the election and things fall apart he’s not going to be quiet.
Maybe we’ll hit two idiots with one book.
February 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I keep thinking bout how Elon really bought the presidency.
I’m lowkey waiting for him and trump to fall out. Bc if Elon really bought the election and things fall apart he’s not going to be quiet.
Maybe we’ll hit two idiots with one book.
I’m lowkey waiting for him and trump to fall out. Bc if Elon really bought the election and things fall apart he’s not going to be quiet.
Maybe we’ll hit two idiots with one book.
Chase telling me they’d “like to reward me with a special auto financing offer” is hilarious.
Since when is a new bill a reward?! That’s not a reward for meeeeee.
Since when is a new bill a reward?! That’s not a reward for meeeeee.
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Chase telling me they’d “like to reward me with a special auto financing offer” is hilarious.
Since when is a new bill a reward?! That’s not a reward for meeeeee.
Since when is a new bill a reward?! That’s not a reward for meeeeee.