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BSc Hockey Fan Remedy Studios Enthusiast That's it. That's the profile. 🍁

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · Jan 22

Cheers to the Tin Man

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 18h

Today I remember my great uncle Major-General John Meredith Rockingham. He was an officer as part of the force that took Paris back from the Nazis during WW2, and went on to lead Canadian forces in the Korean war. #RememberanceDay

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 1d

Sinners: Banger
Weapons: Banger
Frankenstein: Banger
Bugonia: Banger
Black Phone 2: Banger
Good Boy: Banger
Together: Banger (But Plagiarized so don't support it)
The Long Walk: Banger
Bring Her Back: Banger

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 4d

Since you're our teacher here, what are the chances you're going to jump out a window?

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 5d

Agree. It's the goat.

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah absolutely fair, this was a very loosey-goosey methodology. My point is that we likely would have one or two more wins without him based on PIMs alone.

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 6d

That would change our record from 7-7-0 to 9-5-0 and put us at the top of the division. This is all theoretical and there's no guarentee we'd actually be there, or that a replacement-level player would take fewer penalties, but geez.

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 6d

Kane has 28 PIMs, let's average that to 14 penalties. Canucks have a PK% of 69.4 this season, meaning that 5 goals on average have been scored over those 14 penalties. We'd likely win somewhere close to half of the games if those were distributed evenly, so let's say an additional 2 wins.

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah they tried to accomplish a few things there - give a head nod to the cancelled tropical vacation movie, write out Jeff Jones, and set the course for the grown-up stars.

I genuinely loved the movie when I saw it in theaters but understand it falls into the "not for everyone" category.

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 8d

Watching Justin Theroux's pivot from playing clean cut antipathetic secondary antagonists into playing bumbling buffoon secondary antagonists has been a real treasure.

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 10d

"They did"

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 12d

Brave to use the hard R on the Clanka

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 18d

Nice work man!

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 19d

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 21d

Can the Canucks schedule some goals?

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 21d

Green Jacket Where's My Wife games are great.

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 24d

Friendly reminder that listening to @oculusimperia.bsky.social satisfies the CRTC requirements for broadcasting Canadian content.

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 25d

I'd lend you mine if you were local but I'm pretty sure you're an Av and while I'm a Nuck

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 25d

Get this man a copy of Clair Obscur!

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 26d

We're so back

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 26d

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 26d

Good luck, I let the people in the Penticton discord know!

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · 28d

Guessing under this rubric that TFA would rate fairly highly?

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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · Oct 6

Mert @escalotes.bsky.social · Oct 5

The CharlieXCX beef seems to be all marketing too. Did she see how fighting with Drake helped Kendrick have his biggest commercial success of his career and decided to try to run with that type of angle herself?