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And Dr Strange ran through over 14 million timelines and still decided the one where Thanos successfully snaps half the universe away was the better timeline than this one.
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
2 dolls, 2 pencils, a piece of chicken, a sprig of broccoli, a single tortilla and you've got yourself a hearty meal!

But that's IT. You don't get anything else.
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Specifically: because it misbehaved and attacked a few chickens. Chickens whose lives she held more dearly than the those of the people ICE has attacked/killed.
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Missions like..."why do you wear masks like a bunch of cowards?" or, "why do y...AAHHH, you just shot me in the face!"
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
But, but...climate change is a hoax. Our president said so. This can't be the reason, surely.
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Claiming Minnesota somehow didn't hold elections for nearly 50 yrs is some VERY desperate flailing on his part.
January 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Wow, ALL of the oil companies? Like 10 of them, maybe? There are tour groups bigger than that moving through the WH on a regular basis.
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I think the real problem is that this Ahmari person thinks that is a "Giant" SUV. Honey...
January 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Not sure how much more entangled you can get than to kidnap their leader, tell them we're running the country now and we're just going to take all their natural resources. But good to know that MAGA has Collins levels of concern about it.
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"Childcare is childcare...you have to have it" www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
User Clip: Trump child care answer
Trump child care answer
www.c-span.org
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So kindergartners aren't American now?
December 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Let her try? Seems a strawman to project like this somehow became immediately expected of every campaign, big and small. Maybe put away the I-told-you-so's for a minute and see what can be learned from the effort.
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How many times has he pouted...sorry, posted...this term alone complaining about the late night shows? And all that time clearly spent watching yet never once gets a clue to maybe, just maybe...try not doing the things they keep making fun of you for?
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Soo...what you're saying is that he's just taking orders from different people...and that somehow can't include Russia? How are they mutually exclusive?
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sharing not so much for winning the award but for what he said in acceptance, particularly about despair:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQuv...
Stephen Colbert's 2025 Ripple of Hope Remarks
YouTube video by Robert & Ethel Kennedy Human Rights Center
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
And its down like 14 TIMES if we were to just decide the original price was $200!!! GENIUS 4D 500IQ CHECKMATE
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You're right, why *isn't* everyone symmetrically disturbed by things at exactly same time and in exactly the same way? It makes no damn sense.

Oh, wait, we're not a hivemind of shared experience. I think I figured it out.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Dagnabbit! I just can't catch a break here!
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Would it be right to say I am the wrongest anyone has ever been in the history of being wrong?
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Oh so parody then
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I am by no means the biggest AI critic but holy shit
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fine, he wants to role-play as a soybean farmer, next question: "So what if you are?"
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The zombiesque way the hands are grasping at the globe couldn't be more fitting as a trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Stop saying "experimentally" pls. There has to be a better way to phrase that. Maybe I'll ask Gemini
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Prob. a lot of crossover appeal of basically having a full-time admin asst to boss around to do various tasks, and when it gets it wrong that's still part of the appeal because then they get to yell at it w/o consequences.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM