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stop making this the global hub for news communication
So, I was wrong. 🦜📣
So, I was wrong. 🦜📣
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"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
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"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
Shit, what time is it?
Shit, what time is it?
I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
This makes up for months of unproductive weekends, and credits me a few more, I think.
This makes up for months of unproductive weekends, and credits me a few more, I think.
Thus concludes my privileged suburban whining. Yes, I do have a front yard, backyard, driveway, AND garage, how'd you guess?
Thus concludes my privileged suburban whining. Yes, I do have a front yard, backyard, driveway, AND garage, how'd you guess?
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