Ernestopheles Emagni
@ernestopheles.bsky.social
Really Roger in disguise.
Anti-AI. They/them preferred, he/him okay.
I make music or an approximation of music
Anti-AI. They/them preferred, he/him okay.
I make music or an approximation of music
I don't feel any sympathy for people contributing to the war machine being turned into cosmic dust. That plant exploding saved countless lives in exchange for the lives of those who previously excelled at taking them. No sympathy for murderers, no matter how far removed they are from the scene.
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don't feel any sympathy for people contributing to the war machine being turned into cosmic dust. That plant exploding saved countless lives in exchange for the lives of those who previously excelled at taking them. No sympathy for murderers, no matter how far removed they are from the scene.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes (insert politician). And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes (insert politician). And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.
Here, our employees are like family; we have several we haven't seen or talked to in over ten years and a lot of racists.
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here, our employees are like family; we have several we haven't seen or talked to in over ten years and a lot of racists.
I got my third #volcasample and this is what I did with it a few minutes after pulling it from the box. #volca #sample
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I got my third #volcasample and this is what I did with it a few minutes after pulling it from the box. #volca #sample
Tyler Robinson is a patsy, mark my words
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tyler Robinson is a patsy, mark my words
I'm gonna be vague, but you know what I'm talking about.
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm gonna be vague, but you know what I'm talking about.
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Let's all take a moment to thank Charlie Kirk for helping the nation finally heal from 9/11, as the flags were at half-mast not for the thousands dead 24 years ago, but for *checks notes* a weird debate bro. We can finally move on from 9/11, but now we have to hear "9/10 Never Forget" in perpetuity.
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Let's all take a moment to thank Charlie Kirk for helping the nation finally heal from 9/11, as the flags were at half-mast not for the thousands dead 24 years ago, but for *checks notes* a weird debate bro. We can finally move on from 9/11, but now we have to hear "9/10 Never Forget" in perpetuity.
Motherfucker had it coming. At least his sacrifice helped save the second amendment
September 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Motherfucker had it coming. At least his sacrifice helped save the second amendment
Good riddance tinyface
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good riddance tinyface
I'm going to the sex shop today to buy a back massager, because all of the back massagers at Walmart look like sex toys
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm going to the sex shop today to buy a back massager, because all of the back massagers at Walmart look like sex toys
There's only one reason Trump would revoke Secret Service protection for #kamalaharris and it isn't good
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's only one reason Trump would revoke Secret Service protection for #kamalaharris and it isn't good
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
August 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
I unabashedly love Sausage Party (2016). Nick Kroll as the douche is making my entire day better.
August 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I unabashedly love Sausage Party (2016). Nick Kroll as the douche is making my entire day better.
Police officers should be exempt from being able to file for bankruptcy from the moment they leave the academy until death, even if they change careers. One day as a cop, you forfeit the ability forever. Additionally, lawsuits against police should be paid out of the pocket of the offending officer.
August 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Police officers should be exempt from being able to file for bankruptcy from the moment they leave the academy until death, even if they change careers. One day as a cop, you forfeit the ability forever. Additionally, lawsuits against police should be paid out of the pocket of the offending officer.
I'm sick of pretending that Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles are anything but lemon flavored
August 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm sick of pretending that Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles are anything but lemon flavored
Just wanna show off my #pedicure that gel stuff is shiny af. I had my #feet professionally done. I've been painting the lanulae onto my nails for years now, the technician said it's kind of rare to do, I guess? Idk I love how that looks. Working on carving the calluses on my big #toes down. #manfeet
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just wanna show off my #pedicure that gel stuff is shiny af. I had my #feet professionally done. I've been painting the lanulae onto my nails for years now, the technician said it's kind of rare to do, I guess? Idk I love how that looks. Working on carving the calluses on my big #toes down. #manfeet
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I will debate 20 dumb fascists anytime, just pay me 7 million dollars and give me a vuvuzela
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I will debate 20 dumb fascists anytime, just pay me 7 million dollars and give me a vuvuzela
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ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.
July 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.
I think of these lyrics at least once weekly
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You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world
-Depeche Mode "New Dress"
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You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world
-Depeche Mode "New Dress"
July 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I think of these lyrics at least once weekly
---
You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world
-Depeche Mode "New Dress"
---
You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world
-Depeche Mode "New Dress"
I hope something awesome happens to everyone who deserves something awesome to happen them
July 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I hope something awesome happens to everyone who deserves something awesome to happen them