amphetamine-based lifeform
@eriklikescats.bsky.social
dermatology is such a shit show, get prescribed something for dry skin and the potential side effects are "psychosis, cataracts, heart arrhythmia "
just resurface my face with lasers please
just resurface my face with lasers please
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
dermatology is such a shit show, get prescribed something for dry skin and the potential side effects are "psychosis, cataracts, heart arrhythmia "
just resurface my face with lasers please
just resurface my face with lasers please
rip andy warhol you woulda loved microplastics
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
rip andy warhol you woulda loved microplastics
bluesky you need an algorithm, there isn't a "listen buddy it's transient, it flows like water" feed
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
bluesky you need an algorithm, there isn't a "listen buddy it's transient, it flows like water" feed
it's so fucked up i don't have a HUD in my eye that tells me whenever something's wrong with me
August 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it's so fucked up i don't have a HUD in my eye that tells me whenever something's wrong with me
1. have weird feeling in chest
2. anxiety causes heart rate to spike
3. have weird feeling in chest
2. anxiety causes heart rate to spike
3. have weird feeling in chest
August 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
1. have weird feeling in chest
2. anxiety causes heart rate to spike
3. have weird feeling in chest
2. anxiety causes heart rate to spike
3. have weird feeling in chest
reaching unpreceded levels of "it's so over"
August 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
reaching unpreceded levels of "it's so over"
incredible how you can be looking at an apartment that costs $3500 for a one bedroom and the reviews are full of "a person was shot at the front door" and "management actively fucking hates us"
August 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
incredible how you can be looking at an apartment that costs $3500 for a one bedroom and the reviews are full of "a person was shot at the front door" and "management actively fucking hates us"
there should be hidden bola gun turrets for if you try to jump the turnstile
August 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
there should be hidden bola gun turrets for if you try to jump the turnstile
recreating your reddit account every six months really shows you how horrible its algorithm is
no i'm not interested in /r/teslamodel3 because i clicked one post about tsla's bad earnings report
no i'm not interested in /r/teslamodel3 because i clicked one post about tsla's bad earnings report
July 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
recreating your reddit account every six months really shows you how horrible its algorithm is
no i'm not interested in /r/teslamodel3 because i clicked one post about tsla's bad earnings report
no i'm not interested in /r/teslamodel3 because i clicked one post about tsla's bad earnings report
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is redneck a protected class?
July 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
is redneck a protected class?
grok is like what if your dumb relatives had access to twitch chat
July 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
grok is like what if your dumb relatives had access to twitch chat
i need to get back on SSRIs. i need to be a zombie to endure the next couple years. feel nothing, care for nothing.
June 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i need to get back on SSRIs. i need to be a zombie to endure the next couple years. feel nothing, care for nothing.
can i just say it's fucked up that "love" just means zero in tennis
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
can i just say it's fucked up that "love" just means zero in tennis
if they actually try to remove a holiday that people get off, they are absolutely not planning on having a free election in 2026
June 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
if they actually try to remove a holiday that people get off, they are absolutely not planning on having a free election in 2026
seeing "Supreme Court" trending is like your doctor asking if you'd like to sit down first before you hear what's next
June 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
seeing "Supreme Court" trending is like your doctor asking if you'd like to sit down first before you hear what's next
just saying
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just saying
i'm not even past the prologue in expedition 33 and they've already made me fight a stereotypical french mime. goty.
May 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i'm not even past the prologue in expedition 33 and they've already made me fight a stereotypical french mime. goty.
ngl i feel a little bit of superiority not having to get a REAL Id since i have a passport.
May 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ngl i feel a little bit of superiority not having to get a REAL Id since i have a passport.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
Judge Hannah Dugan arrested by FBI for allegedly helping undocumented immigrant 'evade arrest'
A Milwaukee County circuit judge has been arrested by the FBI over allegedly helping an undocumented immigrant "evade arrest," according to FBI Director Kash Patel.
abcnews.go.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
NEW DEAFHEAVEN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
March 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
NEW DEAFHEAVEN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
the greatest way to sell abolishing the electoral college is to ask the average swing state resident about how they feel about getting texts and calls 10 times a day every time there's an election
March 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the greatest way to sell abolishing the electoral college is to ask the average swing state resident about how they feel about getting texts and calls 10 times a day every time there's an election
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I hate it when "Supreme Court" is trending.
February 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hate it when "Supreme Court" is trending.
official us government policy:
February 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
official us government policy: