No way of telling whether or not this is actually my child…or is there?

I grew up going to punk shows with people who would later become cops and I think that’s the most disappointing thing I can think of. #everythingisadisappointment

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

Laura is a true superhero for taking Wy to Encanto/Frozen on ice and not forcing me to go.

Throwing out our ratty, old socks and underwear and reluctantly buying new ones is peak adulthood. Oh, also, Go Birds!

Never miss an opportunity to get your bat on a skateboard.

It’s hard to find reliable musicians to play with. That’s the main reason to have children.

Go Birds! Super Bowl bound! @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

This week, I got totally Apple'd.

My Apple Cinema Displays won't work with my laptop because Apple decided that Apple silicon doesn't support two monitors without a hub with DisplayLink. Oh yeah, Apple Cinema Displays don't support DisplayLink.

Apple, I love you but you're killing me

#Mac #tech

Eating leftover dinosaur chicken nuggets that my child insisted she wanted for breakfast, but did not eat a bite of is peak parenthood.