Burt Handsome
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Bad Bunny was definitely the best performance of the night, but the Seattle Seahawks are definitely giving him a run for his money
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Bad Bunny was definitely the best performance of the night, but the Seattle Seahawks are definitely giving him a run for his money
In 2026, this would have been the Super Bowl trailer for Return of the Jedi
TIMELINE CLEANSER!
You may never have heard C-3PO rap in an official Star Wars video, so it's time to remedy that. 🎵
You may never have heard C-3PO rap in an official Star Wars video, so it's time to remedy that. 🎵
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
In 2026, this would have been the Super Bowl trailer for Return of the Jedi
This summer, The Mandalorian and Grogu will be revealed to be set in the same timeline where Darth Vader lost a duel to the Energizer Bunny and Colonel Sanders saved Naboo from the Trade Federation alongside a Pizza Hut Delivery Girl and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
This summer, The Mandalorian and Grogu will be revealed to be set in the same timeline where Darth Vader lost a duel to the Energizer Bunny and Colonel Sanders saved Naboo from the Trade Federation alongside a Pizza Hut Delivery Girl and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
Yep, that’s them.
New look at Din Djarin and Grogu in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Yep, that’s them.
So was the big revelation of Fallout season 2 that the major bad guys throughout most of the franchise are also the secret bad guys of the tv series?
I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.
I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
So was the big revelation of Fallout season 2 that the major bad guys throughout most of the franchise are also the secret bad guys of the tv series?
I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.
I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.
I didn’t realize how bad 2025 was for new music until I watched the Best New Artist nominees at the Grammys.
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I didn’t realize how bad 2025 was for new music until I watched the Best New Artist nominees at the Grammys.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a frustratingly slow burn if you’ve read the Dunk and Egg novellas
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a frustratingly slow burn if you’ve read the Dunk and Egg novellas
My only gripe with Star Trek Starfleet Academy is that they are a little too over-the-top with Holly Hunter reclining and putting her feet up on literally any surface she can find. At a certain point it’s just a little much.
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My only gripe with Star Trek Starfleet Academy is that they are a little too over-the-top with Holly Hunter reclining and putting her feet up on literally any surface she can find. At a certain point it’s just a little much.
The Darth Maul trailer looked cool. Star Wars animation seems to be always dependable.
Masters of the Universe trailer seemed self-conscious. I kinda wish it had gone all-in with Eternia, with the purple skies and no Earth scenes. Didn’t make me excited to see it despite being curious originally.
Masters of the Universe trailer seemed self-conscious. I kinda wish it had gone all-in with Eternia, with the purple skies and no Earth scenes. Didn’t make me excited to see it despite being curious originally.
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Darth Maul trailer looked cool. Star Wars animation seems to be always dependable.
Masters of the Universe trailer seemed self-conscious. I kinda wish it had gone all-in with Eternia, with the purple skies and no Earth scenes. Didn’t make me excited to see it despite being curious originally.
Masters of the Universe trailer seemed self-conscious. I kinda wish it had gone all-in with Eternia, with the purple skies and no Earth scenes. Didn’t make me excited to see it despite being curious originally.
Are we going to really see Katseye mime eating a zucchini on the Grammy stage?
January 21, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Are we going to really see Katseye mime eating a zucchini on the Grammy stage?
Paramount+ now has an opportunity to recreate the desperation, er, magic of Star Trek: Voyager’s pro-wrestling episode by cross-promoting Star Trek and UFC.
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Paramount+ now has an opportunity to recreate the desperation, er, magic of Star Trek: Voyager’s pro-wrestling episode by cross-promoting Star Trek and UFC.
Decided to close out Friday with a double bill of the third best Trek movie and the fourth best X movie.
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Decided to close out Friday with a double bill of the third best Trek movie and the fourth best X movie.
There’s really only two things I want out of the MCU these days. I want to see Spider-Man and Wolverine together on the big screen (doesn’t matter which ones) and I want to see Hulk and The Thing slug it out.
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
There’s really only two things I want out of the MCU these days. I want to see Spider-Man and Wolverine together on the big screen (doesn’t matter which ones) and I want to see Hulk and The Thing slug it out.
I honestly thought SuperShadow had been running Lucasfilm this whole time. Silly me.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I honestly thought SuperShadow had been running Lucasfilm this whole time. Silly me.
My daughter did the same”Mom, Dad, I frew up thing three times last night.” I am not amused
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My daughter did the same”Mom, Dad, I frew up thing three times last night.” I am not amused
I don’t think enough people are talking about how Marvel’s rebooted ultimate line just kinda fizzled out
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don’t think enough people are talking about how Marvel’s rebooted ultimate line just kinda fizzled out
This is the kind of A+ posting you see on Threads.
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is the kind of A+ posting you see on Threads.
It’s kind of funny how Andor, Rogue One, and A New Hope all feel like they belong in one world and Return of the Jedi and the Mandoverse shows feel like they belong in another.
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s kind of funny how Andor, Rogue One, and A New Hope all feel like they belong in one world and Return of the Jedi and the Mandoverse shows feel like they belong in another.
Someday if I have an infinite amount of time I’m going to do Andor-Rogue One-Original Trilogy-Mando 1-2-Boba-3-Ahsoka-Skeleton Crew just to fry my brain.
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Someday if I have an infinite amount of time I’m going to do Andor-Rogue One-Original Trilogy-Mando 1-2-Boba-3-Ahsoka-Skeleton Crew just to fry my brain.
Did my annual viewing of the Original Trilogy today.
Started the first episode of The Mandalorian not long after finishing Return of the Jedi since I’ve been wanting to revisit the New Republic era series to try and jumpstart some excitement for the upcoming movie and the transition was seamless.
Started the first episode of The Mandalorian not long after finishing Return of the Jedi since I’ve been wanting to revisit the New Republic era series to try and jumpstart some excitement for the upcoming movie and the transition was seamless.
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Did my annual viewing of the Original Trilogy today.
Started the first episode of The Mandalorian not long after finishing Return of the Jedi since I’ve been wanting to revisit the New Republic era series to try and jumpstart some excitement for the upcoming movie and the transition was seamless.
Started the first episode of The Mandalorian not long after finishing Return of the Jedi since I’ve been wanting to revisit the New Republic era series to try and jumpstart some excitement for the upcoming movie and the transition was seamless.
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Nothing can irritate as quickly as seeing Kevin Smith mugging a camera while scrolling social media. Can’t believe 20 year old me thought he was a philosopher.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Nothing can irritate as quickly as seeing Kevin Smith mugging a camera while scrolling social media. Can’t believe 20 year old me thought he was a philosopher.
ACAB includes the Elf on a Shelf.
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ACAB includes the Elf on a Shelf.
I remember when I was younger, Marvel’s 2099 comics felt so far in the future, so it’s weird realizing that my daughter would be in her mid-70s that year.
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I remember when I was younger, Marvel’s 2099 comics felt so far in the future, so it’s weird realizing that my daughter would be in her mid-70s that year.