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Eleanor Rose
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High Peak | 20 with 12 years' experience | Keen but clumsy gardener | "Working" in education | Masters student | Owned by four cats | Spare money goes on travel and/or wine | 🏳️‍⚧️
My colleagues just suggested Stevenson Square. On a Friday. When it's sunny.

Do they hate themselves? Have they no shame?
June 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Six more weeks of work before summer.
June 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I went on a little flower walk this evening
June 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What's the matter babe? You've hardly touched your army of gay carrots.
June 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I am shattered after the gym, I don't want to do anything else now
May 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The light in town was gorgeous yesterday evening
May 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Called the bank yesterday and they told me. I had to do what I wanted to do in-branch.

So now I'm sat on the floor of the branch waiting as they've run out of chairs.
May 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Someone needs to make me a coffee
May 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me to me every night
May 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I really want to go up a hill this week, I hope the rain stops for long enough.
May 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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The cloud is just someone else's computer. Specifically, Bill's.
May 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I need to get a summer foundation. Currently being reminded daily how much of a spectral apparition I am in winter.
May 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Nobody knows anything about us at all, do they?
May 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Trans women are women so they belong in women's loos.

And if you ban them from women's loos, they have nowhere to pee.

So yes, that's a ban from public life.

It's important you understand that. The absence of toilets for women used to be a tool to keep them at home. This is the same thing.
May 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Some toddler in Aldi has just seen this in the car park and yelled "DIGGER"

That's a telehandler you moron.
Jeez.
May 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Believe it or not, all three of these fish are the same species… the bluehead wrasse. Wrasses are protogynous hermaphrodites, meaning they transition from female to male over the course of their lives. Each phase can look radically different from each other as evidenced here #coralcitycamera
May 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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And the two Palestinian American men stabbed in Vermont
Did the NYT disparage Israel supporters or the perpetrator’s faith or identity for any of these hate crimes against people “connected” to Palestine?
May 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's mad how the weather perfectly aligns with school holidays. Six weeks prior to Easter: Glorious unseasonal warmth. Easter: Cloud and rain. All this half term: Glorious unseasonal warmth. First day of half term: Wake up to the sound of rain.
May 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I follow gays and trans people mostly on here.

Trans people: THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US ALL

The gays: I got a haircut so here's a picture of me in a Speedo
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The most middle class middle aged couple just boarded my train, complete with an unwitting phone torch illuminated
May 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Just another day posting for some bots. Welcome to the futility of my thoughts, mechatrons.
May 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Jesus was so into CrossFit that 2000 years later even the rest of us are still talking about it.
May 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Don't boycott. WATCH AND VOTE. 2nd on Audience vote. VOTE. Set a timer and switch to BBC2 during them like we did. But VOTE.
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spot the cat
May 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM