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Father of 4. I make a very good Old Fashioned. All of my takes are correct.
NPT ⚓️ to MTL ⚜️ to ATX 🎸
NPT ⚓️ to MTL ⚜️ to ATX 🎸
It's time to flip some tables
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's time to flip some tables
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We have the newest casualty of the “parents rights," movement in Texas! And we can thank Sen. Angela Paxton’s “parental rights” school library bill (SB 13) for keeping Texas kids safe from Pretty Perfect Kitty Corn in Southlake, TX (Carroll ISD). @shannonhale.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We have the newest casualty of the “parents rights," movement in Texas! And we can thank Sen. Angela Paxton’s “parental rights” school library bill (SB 13) for keeping Texas kids safe from Pretty Perfect Kitty Corn in Southlake, TX (Carroll ISD). @shannonhale.bsky.social
No ketchup chips
Canadian Travel to the U.S. Declines for 10th Straight Month www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
Canadian Travel to the U.S. Declines for 10th Straight Month
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No ketchup chips
You know who doesn't have some weird stupid Emirates Cup?
HOCKEY
HOCKEY
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You know who doesn't have some weird stupid Emirates Cup?
HOCKEY
HOCKEY
With a 50 year mortgage, a condominium purchased in Trump Tower the year it opened to the public, 1983, would still have EIGHT MORE YEARS before it was paid off
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
With a 50 year mortgage, a condominium purchased in Trump Tower the year it opened to the public, 1983, would still have EIGHT MORE YEARS before it was paid off
Bless his heart
A tough look for the rising Democratic star.
In Houston, Gavin Newsom strikes out with Dodgers reference
A tough look for the rising Democratic star.
bit.ly
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Bless his heart
I completely believed this hook line and sinker. Like SL had received a Spotify Wrapped only it was this
And that’s just MY time on @baseball-reference.com !!! 😂😅
(just kidding, from their site-wide wrap up!!!)
(just kidding, from their site-wide wrap up!!!)
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I completely believed this hook line and sinker. Like SL had received a Spotify Wrapped only it was this
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
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144 days until MLB Opening Day 2026.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
144 days until MLB Opening Day 2026.
Bluesky is a baseball website now nice into it
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Bluesky is a baseball website now nice into it
I would love to see these questions polled together with "Have you ever in your life tried to call into Wait Wait Don't Tell Me"
The cross tabs would be fascinating
The cross tabs would be fascinating
Which party had a majority in the house? Has Donald Trump increased taxes on imports, decreased them or left them the same? What percentage of voters know the US Atty for ED was pushed out by Trump because he wouldn’t indict Tish James and Comey? Etc
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I would love to see these questions polled together with "Have you ever in your life tried to call into Wait Wait Don't Tell Me"
The cross tabs would be fascinating
The cross tabs would be fascinating
Man the Blue Jays are so much better than anyone gave them credit for all year
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Man the Blue Jays are so much better than anyone gave them credit for all year
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What a sick world.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
What a sick world.
My workout routine:
1. I put my hand up on your hip
2. When I dip
3. You dip
4. We dip
5. You put your hand up on my hip
6. When you dip
7. I dip
8. We dip
1. I put my hand up on your hip
2. When I dip
3. You dip
4. We dip
5. You put your hand up on my hip
6. When you dip
7. I dip
8. We dip
My workout routine:
1. Stand in the place where you live
2. Now face north
3. Think about direction/Wonder why you haven't before
4. Now stand in the place where you work
5. Now face west
6. Think about the place where you live/Wonder why you haven't before
1. Stand in the place where you live
2. Now face north
3. Think about direction/Wonder why you haven't before
4. Now stand in the place where you work
5. Now face west
6. Think about the place where you live/Wonder why you haven't before
My workout routine:
1. Jump to the left
2. And then a step to the right
3. With your hands on your hips
4. You bring your knees in tight
5. Do the Time Warp again
1. Jump to the left
2. And then a step to the right
3. With your hands on your hips
4. You bring your knees in tight
5. Do the Time Warp again
October 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My workout routine:
1. I put my hand up on your hip
2. When I dip
3. You dip
4. We dip
5. You put your hand up on my hip
6. When you dip
7. I dip
8. We dip
1. I put my hand up on your hip
2. When I dip
3. You dip
4. We dip
5. You put your hand up on my hip
6. When you dip
7. I dip
8. We dip
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, and ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
"science reporters" protect fluoridation even tho health professionals are unsure of fluoride's necessity, safety and/or effectiveness. Prescriptions declined dramatically in the US. Reasons: public awareness & study linking fluoride to lower IQ www.truveta.com/blog/researc... @annaleighclark
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, and ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
HHS Secretary Kennedy here seen contemplating the deleterious effects of fluoride on his precious bodily fluids
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
HHS Secretary Kennedy here seen contemplating the deleterious effects of fluoride on his precious bodily fluids
Another Nobel Prize for literature has NOT been awarded to Haruki Murakami!
A delightful result, one readers everywhere will appreciate and enjoy 😊
A delightful result, one readers everywhere will appreciate and enjoy 😊
October 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Another Nobel Prize for literature has NOT been awarded to Haruki Murakami!
A delightful result, one readers everywhere will appreciate and enjoy 😊
A delightful result, one readers everywhere will appreciate and enjoy 😊
Charlie Strong would not have lost to Florida
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Charlie Strong would not have lost to Florida
Radishes and beets are the same thing
Food opinion that will have you like this?
October 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Radishes and beets are the same thing
Do you know what else are cool?
Horses.
Horses are cool
Horses.
Horses are cool
October 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Do you know what else are cool?
Horses.
Horses are cool
Horses.
Horses are cool
Here's an easy chord structure for ukulele beginners for Blaze Foley's Clay Pigeons:
F Bb F C
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Here's an easy chord structure for ukulele beginners for Blaze Foley's Clay Pigeons:
F Bb F C
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Rewatching Aladdin, I somehow never caught that Robin Williams sneaks in an impression of William F. Buckley Jr.!
Amazing.
Genius.
I miss the 20th Century
Amazing.
Genius.
I miss the 20th Century
March 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Rewatching Aladdin, I somehow never caught that Robin Williams sneaks in an impression of William F. Buckley Jr.!
Amazing.
Genius.
I miss the 20th Century
Amazing.
Genius.
I miss the 20th Century
Nobody mention Skubal
It's hard enough out there folks
It's hard enough out there folks
Just tough to take seriously a guy named "Torkelson"
October 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nobody mention Skubal
It's hard enough out there folks
It's hard enough out there folks