J.R. Roloff
@eponodyne.bsky.social
Professional nomad, howling Leftist, Fallout gamer, sewing machine collector. 57 going on 26. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
Usually need a nap and some soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and a book.
He/Him
Usually need a nap and some soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and a book.
He/Him
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You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
No live bait, though?
Wisconsin bar shut down after chickens and cocaine found inside www.wkow.com/news/wiscons...
Wisconsin bar shut down after chickens and cocaine found inside
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November 30, 2024 at 12:14 AM
No live bait, though?
Wisconsin bar shut down after chickens and cocaine found inside www.wkow.com/news/wiscons...
God gives Her daffiest battles to Her silliest geese
November 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
God gives Her daffiest battles to Her silliest geese
There is no nobility in neutrality.
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
There is no nobility in neutrality.
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a haiku for Matt Gaetz
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
a haiku for Matt Gaetz
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
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![Note the temperature. I have had better mornings.
[view out a semi's windshield. There are rail cars to the left and stacks of lumber to the right. It is a gray rainy morning and the temperature is 36° F]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ov6nvi27lorc2a7wkklc7v5o/bafkreicf6kflun7diay2ig3yhmgi7ulhl4epwbfv7waqex7aermtfh5anm@jpeg)
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
June 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
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Me: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
May 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Me: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
I romp with a flock of goobers so daffy, it'd blow your tits clean off, wise guy
November 19, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I romp with a flock of goobers so daffy, it'd blow your tits clean off, wise guy
The view out the office window on Friday:
November 17, 2024 at 4:42 PM
The view out the office window on Friday:
Professional nomad, howling Leftist, Fallout gamer, sewing machine collector. 57 going on 26. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
Usually need a nap and a bowl of soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and an interesting book.
Usually need a nap and a bowl of soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and an interesting book.
November 17, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Professional nomad, howling Leftist, Fallout gamer, sewing machine collector. 57 going on 26. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
Usually need a nap and a bowl of soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and an interesting book.
Usually need a nap and a bowl of soup, but will settle for the nearest friendly dog and an interesting book.