Neil Brazier
@enjaybee.bsky.social
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social finally got into the city. Right by the cathedral on the main thoroughfare. Hopefully it lasts a while!
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social finally got into the city. Right by the cathedral on the main thoroughfare. Hopefully it lasts a while!
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It’s vile that a company that trades on broken dreams, misfortune & toys torn from the hands of children to keep the bailiff away, uses a slogan like ‘Get your ass in gear!’ about Christmas. Why? So parents buy presents they can’t afford that still have the fingerprints of kids they were taken from?
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s vile that a company that trades on broken dreams, misfortune & toys torn from the hands of children to keep the bailiff away, uses a slogan like ‘Get your ass in gear!’ about Christmas. Why? So parents buy presents they can’t afford that still have the fingerprints of kids they were taken from?
Right. Let's Christmas!
November 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Right. Let's Christmas!
Where can I find the application for The Great British Prince Hunt? I think I could do a better job than Mr. Windsor did.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Where can I find the application for The Great British Prince Hunt? I think I could do a better job than Mr. Windsor did.
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HappyToast Halloween Print Sale, lots of horror related A4ish pictures, £10 each, 2 for £15 or 3 for £20. Not many of each, DM me. For clearer pictures check my site. I'll add a reply saying if any are sold out, so check before ordering.
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
HappyToast Halloween Print Sale, lots of horror related A4ish pictures, £10 each, 2 for £15 or 3 for £20. Not many of each, DM me. For clearer pictures check my site. I'll add a reply saying if any are sold out, so check before ordering.
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FLASH SALE! 15%OFF everything in my shop. Use code FLASH15.
I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets.
My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker.
If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it!
www.infinitebacon.com
I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets.
My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker.
If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it!
www.infinitebacon.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
FLASH SALE! 15%OFF everything in my shop. Use code FLASH15.
I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets.
My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker.
If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it!
www.infinitebacon.com
I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets.
My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker.
If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it!
www.infinitebacon.com
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There’s 15% OFF in my little shop at the moment if you use the code FLASH15
www.infinitebacon.com
Have a browse.
bsky.app/profile/eaty...
www.infinitebacon.com
Have a browse.
bsky.app/profile/eaty...
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There’s 15% OFF in my little shop at the moment if you use the code FLASH15
www.infinitebacon.com
Have a browse.
bsky.app/profile/eaty...
www.infinitebacon.com
Have a browse.
bsky.app/profile/eaty...
Nigel Tufnel in a Sooty shirt?! Incredible.
#SpinalTapII
#SpinalTapII
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nigel Tufnel in a Sooty shirt?! Incredible.
#SpinalTapII
#SpinalTapII
Taskmaster has given me a new celebrity crush in Ania Magliano.
October 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Taskmaster has given me a new celebrity crush in Ania Magliano.
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"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf"
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf"
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
Why are there so few showings of #SpinalTapII this weekend?!
September 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Why are there so few showings of #SpinalTapII this weekend?!
If rumours about a Muppet Show revival are true, I will make it my lifelong ambition to be a joke writer for Fozzy Bear.
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If rumours about a Muppet Show revival are true, I will make it my lifelong ambition to be a joke writer for Fozzy Bear.
Can we PLEASE stop talking to Fuckwit Farage?!
September 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can we PLEASE stop talking to Fuckwit Farage?!
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We could all use a little extra compassion.
To help support mental health and suicide awareness I’m releasing a limited ‘Porkins’ giclee print — £5 from each sale goes to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably)
Grab one & help a great cause:
👉 www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/porkins
Thank you!
To help support mental health and suicide awareness I’m releasing a limited ‘Porkins’ giclee print — £5 from each sale goes to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably)
Grab one & help a great cause:
👉 www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/porkins
Thank you!
July 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We could all use a little extra compassion.
To help support mental health and suicide awareness I’m releasing a limited ‘Porkins’ giclee print — £5 from each sale goes to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably)
Grab one & help a great cause:
👉 www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/porkins
Thank you!
To help support mental health and suicide awareness I’m releasing a limited ‘Porkins’ giclee print — £5 from each sale goes to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably)
Grab one & help a great cause:
👉 www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/porkins
Thank you!
Why didn't Jim just ask Google what a rundown was?
July 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why didn't Jim just ask Google what a rundown was?
Put Snow White on in the background today, admittedly was zoning in and out. Heard her singing "one step forward and two steps back". I thought "that's a good song"...then realised Olivia Rodrigo was playing on the Alexa.
July 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Put Snow White on in the background today, admittedly was zoning in and out. Heard her singing "one step forward and two steps back". I thought "that's a good song"...then realised Olivia Rodrigo was playing on the Alexa.
Had a dream about a movie, tell me if you've heard it.
Jazz Ghost.
Essentially Ghost Dad but the ghost was a famous jazz player and helps his jazz-player-aspiring-son play the show of his life by possessing his body.
Jazz Ghost.
Essentially Ghost Dad but the ghost was a famous jazz player and helps his jazz-player-aspiring-son play the show of his life by possessing his body.
July 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Had a dream about a movie, tell me if you've heard it.
Jazz Ghost.
Essentially Ghost Dad but the ghost was a famous jazz player and helps his jazz-player-aspiring-son play the show of his life by possessing his body.
Jazz Ghost.
Essentially Ghost Dad but the ghost was a famous jazz player and helps his jazz-player-aspiring-son play the show of his life by possessing his body.
If I have a really good idea for a TV drama series, but am not very good at writing, or have any clue how to pitch this, what do I do?
July 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If I have a really good idea for a TV drama series, but am not very good at writing, or have any clue how to pitch this, what do I do?
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Friday afternoon print sale, A4 prints, £10 each, only two of each available. Just reply to this saying which you want (check no one's beaten you to it first) and I'll DM you for details
July 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Friday afternoon print sale, A4 prints, £10 each, only two of each available. Just reply to this saying which you want (check no one's beaten you to it first) and I'll DM you for details
@wheatus.com I'm going to be on BBC Radio 2 tomorrow at 5.40PM (BST) to try and win the chance for them to play Dirtbag (no other choices!).
I will try to plug the tour!
I will try to plug the tour!
July 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
@wheatus.com I'm going to be on BBC Radio 2 tomorrow at 5.40PM (BST) to try and win the chance for them to play Dirtbag (no other choices!).
I will try to plug the tour!
I will try to plug the tour!
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Everyone knows rain is God doing a wee
Trump: "Do you have any problems with water? No, we have so much we don't know what to do with it. You know, it comes down from heaven, right?"
July 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Everyone knows rain is God doing a wee
Why do they have an autocue at Glastonbury?
June 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why do they have an autocue at Glastonbury?
I see nobody filming on their phones at Glastonbury (the sets I've seen anyway). Is that because there is a high chance it'll get lost, it's charging in the tent or why bother when iPlayer has you covered?
June 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I see nobody filming on their phones at Glastonbury (the sets I've seen anyway). Is that because there is a high chance it'll get lost, it's charging in the tent or why bother when iPlayer has you covered?
Shouldn't really be surprised at the number of nepo babies in entertainment. You wouldn't give an opportunity to an unknown would you?
June 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Shouldn't really be surprised at the number of nepo babies in entertainment. You wouldn't give an opportunity to an unknown would you?
Geez Louise. Just seeing crowds at Glastonbury is giving me palpitations!
June 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Geez Louise. Just seeing crowds at Glastonbury is giving me palpitations!