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yapping. immersive design and wokery. if I know you irl I am probably a bit scared that you found this. she/they (:
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@1ofthedolls
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
funny meme spotify unwrapped giggleworthy funnies #lol #lmao #rofl
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Not to mention how totally soulless and insipid this is. What makes Efteling so special is the human touch, and this is the anthesis of that. Shame on whoever allowed this, I hope the fanbase kicks up a fuss.
Considering how important being environmentally conscious is to the Efteling brand (supposedly), this feels extremely hypocritical. Just because it might not directly affect their carbon emissions doesn't mean the tech behind it isn't incredibly bad for the environment🙄
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i am not unemployed. i am merely ployed (not employed enough)
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
let's bians
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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gestalzerfall is when i run through a friend group of white trans women who all have the same haircut
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
sometimes good things happen whilst worse and better things happen elsewhere
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i love trans women (not biased)
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
test track 3.0 is greenwashing and corporate synergy galore. but it is fun
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
just had a dream that "i corsari" had an insanely long drop in the dark which gave you airtime and felt extremely dangerous without any restraints
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
whenever I get sad I remember that I grew my own boobs through brute force and that's pretty cool
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
what do i need to eat at epic universe? (no meat 😇)
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
heyyy, hr..

can you please give me an interview so that I can stop spiralling about waiting months for a response?

thanks in advance!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
just do things; everything is temporary!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
as much as I love theme parks, the rampant consumerism that comes with it is actually sickening.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
autumn !
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I LOVE FREE WILL
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
we clock the gags we think we deserve
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
toace
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
went to the hyperia gender neutral toilets and everybody knew you
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
BYE OCTOBER how the fuck is is november what the hell
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"ahhh sorry im so bad at replying to messages oops!!!!" me

"why haven't they texted back??? they probably hate me so badddd" also me
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
taking the time to be insufferable today 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM