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Sloane
@emulsion.bsky.social
film finisher, sometimes winemaker
i need more machines. i need to do more industrial processes
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Congratulations to Cardinal Laura Martinelli, newly Christened Pope Starr. She was elected with 7 votes to Cardinal Sloane Ross’s 2, breaking the prior 5-4 deadlock. It’s been a beautiful night, and I eagerly await the next year at [address] under her guidance. Papal portrait to follow.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
honestly? don't release any economic data. make decisions in a vacuum. don't let speculators crash the economy because a number got smaller. let them bleed and it'll be ok
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
business
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
???
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
make all grocery stores state owned and free but you get ration limits on stuff.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i wanna see the write in stats. i wanna see how many aster ryan votes there were
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i think a lot about lantern flys. the individual is innocent but the whole is condemned to be killed on sight. i apologize to each one i kill. it's not your fault, it's just the word we live in
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
jugguit (jesuit juggalette)
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
everyone is femme on venmo
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
why did they have to go over the hedge. they're small animals they could just go through or under it?
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i'd venmo zohran $50 a month for sushi if he gets me a government pussy idgaf
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
it's fall which means i'm once again inexplicably crushing on cis men
October 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
everyone's always talking about fucking or fighting their clone but you can actually just hang out. like you can just do projects together and send eachother instagram reels
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
seeing 3000 people on twitter thirsting over my girlfriends girlfriend i finally understand compersion
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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lmao imagining them having you take a sip out of the bottle so there's room to pour in the cyanide
October 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i can't believe they would have the ..... gaul... to do this
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
October 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
they should give you 6 percocet when you have a cold
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
is the bookshop old men or lesbians
September 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i mean. surely there's some trails they don't have.
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
femmes will post their every waking thought to instagram stories
September 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
85 Harvest
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM