School nurse called to let me know that my child got “clonked” in the face with a metal water bottle. My kid was fine and, apparently, refused to tell anyone who did it because “it was an accident and I don’t want them to get in trouble.” In kindergarten and already knows not to snitch. #proudmom
March 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
School nurse called to let me know that my child got “clonked” in the face with a metal water bottle. My kid was fine and, apparently, refused to tell anyone who did it because “it was an accident and I don’t want them to get in trouble.” In kindergarten and already knows not to snitch. #proudmom
I want an app where I can type in my grocery list and the stores I’m willing to go to (ex Publix, Walmart) and it splits the list to tell me what I should buy from each for the best savings.
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I want an app where I can type in my grocery list and the stores I’m willing to go to (ex Publix, Walmart) and it splits the list to tell me what I should buy from each for the best savings.
Kids made a work of chalk art that’s destined to be an album cover
February 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Kids made a work of chalk art that’s destined to be an album cover
Reminder that GME is significantly funded through Medicare and Medicaid
Is there a way in which cutting Medicaid and Medicare doesn’t shutter every hospital in America?
February 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Reminder that GME is significantly funded through Medicare and Medicaid
Is there a way in which cutting Medicaid and Medicare doesn’t shutter every hospital in America?
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is there a way in which cutting Medicaid and Medicare doesn’t shutter every hospital in America?
Voting for Trump because you’re “pro-life” only to have him cut Medicaid and Medicare is a devastating FAFO but, let’s be real, you’re not actually pro-life.
February 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Voting for Trump because you’re “pro-life” only to have him cut Medicaid and Medicare is a devastating FAFO but, let’s be real, you’re not actually pro-life.
Spotted in Central Florida
February 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spotted in Central Florida
Elon Musk is objectively and openly doing what every conspiracy theory Trumper blamed Soros of doing.
February 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Elon Musk is objectively and openly doing what every conspiracy theory Trumper blamed Soros of doing.
Despite the allergist reassuring me otherwise, infants can, indeed, have anaphylactic reactions to foods. The more you know…
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Despite the allergist reassuring me otherwise, infants can, indeed, have anaphylactic reactions to foods. The more you know…
I’ve had the same personality since high school. Junior year I wrote a paper on Kevorkian in support of physician assisted suicide using “House of God” as my literary fiction source. For my physical project, I replaced “sodium” with “potassium” on a bag of saline and hung it, swinging ominously.
February 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’ve had the same personality since high school. Junior year I wrote a paper on Kevorkian in support of physician assisted suicide using “House of God” as my literary fiction source. For my physical project, I replaced “sodium” with “potassium” on a bag of saline and hung it, swinging ominously.
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
I went head-to-head with a specialist this week. LinkedIn sent me an email teasing their premium version that said “[specialist] and 4 others viewed your profile. Upgrade to premium for details.” LOL
February 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I went head-to-head with a specialist this week. LinkedIn sent me an email teasing their premium version that said “[specialist] and 4 others viewed your profile. Upgrade to premium for details.” LOL
There’s a strong probability that I leave emergency medicine in the next few months. It feels selfish and also right.
February 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There’s a strong probability that I leave emergency medicine in the next few months. It feels selfish and also right.
Original “Florida” floor puzzle featuring the “Gulf of Mexico.” A true collectors item. No lowball offers, I know what I’ve got.
February 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Original “Florida” floor puzzle featuring the “Gulf of Mexico.” A true collectors item. No lowball offers, I know what I’ve got.
Why is registering for children’s summer camps more stressful than applying to college?
February 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Why is registering for children’s summer camps more stressful than applying to college?
Anaphylaxis does not require angioedema. Anaphylaxis means involvement of two or more systems. That could mean rash and vomiting, nausea and shortness of breath, hypotension and cough, etc. Anyway, give the epi.
If you’re treating a kid for an allergic reaction and you consider epi for even a moment, just give it. Epi first, epi fast.
February 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Anaphylaxis does not require angioedema. Anaphylaxis means involvement of two or more systems. That could mean rash and vomiting, nausea and shortness of breath, hypotension and cough, etc. Anyway, give the epi.
If you’re treating a kid for an allergic reaction and you consider epi for even a moment, just give it. Epi first, epi fast.
February 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you’re treating a kid for an allergic reaction and you consider epi for even a moment, just give it. Epi first, epi fast.
Meanwhile in Florida
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Meanwhile in Florida
I will never forget intubating through a plexiglass box.
February 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I will never forget intubating through a plexiglass box.
Looking for a pediatric dietician to assist me with resources regarding best snacks for school-aged children. Our school currently has a very limited approved list of snacks which includes “fruit snacks” and “teddy grahams” but excludes any source of protein such as cheese, meats, etc.
February 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looking for a pediatric dietician to assist me with resources regarding best snacks for school-aged children. Our school currently has a very limited approved list of snacks which includes “fruit snacks” and “teddy grahams” but excludes any source of protein such as cheese, meats, etc.
Not enough babies named Norman these days
February 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Not enough babies named Norman these days
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If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.
Added on to my house just in time to hoard a roomful of reasonably priced sanity beans.
January 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Added on to my house just in time to hoard a roomful of reasonably priced sanity beans.
Lawyers really are the scum of the earth
January 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lawyers really are the scum of the earth
Reasons I almost walked out mid-shift #3156: Repairing an arterial bleed in a hallway.
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reasons I almost walked out mid-shift #3156: Repairing an arterial bleed in a hallway.