Emm Vee
@emmmveee.bsky.social
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The Paddies are back...
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 AM
The Paddies are back...
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The Ice Tits Descendeth...
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The Ice Tits Descendeth...
Trying to fight the overwhelming urge to draw a jizzing shaft above this W
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Trying to fight the overwhelming urge to draw a jizzing shaft above this W
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Imagine going back to the late 90's and telling our younger selves that 25 years later we'd be demanding refunds for away CL games having won 17 trophies over a ten year period including 4 titles in a row, a treble, and a 100 point season. It is utterly absurd what we are now.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Imagine going back to the late 90's and telling our younger selves that 25 years later we'd be demanding refunds for away CL games having won 17 trophies over a ten year period including 4 titles in a row, a treble, and a 100 point season. It is utterly absurd what we are now.
Could we not have just put the demented prick in a room full of actors and had the real conference next door?
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Could we not have just put the demented prick in a room full of actors and had the real conference next door?
I wonder if last night's performance had anything to do with it being in the Arctic circle on a plastic pitch?
Not much was made of it pre-match but it makes you think 🤔
Not much was made of it pre-match but it makes you think 🤔
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I wonder if last night's performance had anything to do with it being in the Arctic circle on a plastic pitch?
Not much was made of it pre-match but it makes you think 🤔
Not much was made of it pre-match but it makes you think 🤔
That's a terrifying lack of self awareness
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
That's a terrifying lack of self awareness
Never has the nonsensical phrase "A bag of wank" been more appropriate
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Never has the nonsensical phrase "A bag of wank" been more appropriate
What's Donnarumma moaning at the ref for?
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
What's Donnarumma moaning at the ref for?
We're doing a reverse Feyenoord!
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
We're doing a reverse Feyenoord!
How many subs are you allowed to make at once?
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
How many subs are you allowed to make at once?
I'm not a big fan of xG but it's games like this where it gives an accurate picture
You can have all the possession you want but if you're not threatening the goal, it's pointless
You can have all the possession you want but if you're not threatening the goal, it's pointless
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm not a big fan of xG but it's games like this where it gives an accurate picture
You can have all the possession you want but if you're not threatening the goal, it's pointless
You can have all the possession you want but if you're not threatening the goal, it's pointless
If only our right back's heat map didn't look like this, eh?
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
If only our right back's heat map didn't look like this, eh?
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We'll follow you everywhere! 🎶
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We'll follow you everywhere! 🎶
Fair fucks to any blues that have travelled tonight
What an away fixture to be at
What an away fixture to be at
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Fair fucks to any blues that have travelled tonight
What an away fixture to be at
What an away fixture to be at
Pep really doesn't rate Marmoush, eh?
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Pep really doesn't rate Marmoush, eh?
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Number 15 centre half is it.
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Number 15 centre half is it.
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What are you going to tariff for us, Yanks? Your aerosol cheese and cars without steering? Fuck off.
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
What are you going to tariff for us, Yanks? Your aerosol cheese and cars without steering? Fuck off.
Ok surprised I haven't (yet) seen anyone calling for Semenyo to be sold
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Ok surprised I haven't (yet) seen anyone calling for Semenyo to be sold