Emma
@emmawrote.bsky.social
Game Designer. Writer. Partner, Web DM. Profoundly tired.
Our trash company gave us a food scrap recycler (one of those things that markets itself as an automated composter but they don't actually create compost but I digress)
Ran it for the first time last night, and I've never been so excited about dehydrated organic material.
Ran it for the first time last night, and I've never been so excited about dehydrated organic material.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Our trash company gave us a food scrap recycler (one of those things that markets itself as an automated composter but they don't actually create compost but I digress)
Ran it for the first time last night, and I've never been so excited about dehydrated organic material.
Ran it for the first time last night, and I've never been so excited about dehydrated organic material.
He's more meat than man
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He's more meat than man
Trogdor has been doing a school project where they have to name something they are grateful for for every letter of the alphabet.
D is for Dad, of course. M is for Me. Because "I'm just more grateful for myself than I am for you, Mom" 🫠
#blessed
D is for Dad, of course. M is for Me. Because "I'm just more grateful for myself than I am for you, Mom" 🫠
#blessed
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Trogdor has been doing a school project where they have to name something they are grateful for for every letter of the alphabet.
D is for Dad, of course. M is for Me. Because "I'm just more grateful for myself than I am for you, Mom" 🫠
#blessed
D is for Dad, of course. M is for Me. Because "I'm just more grateful for myself than I am for you, Mom" 🫠
#blessed
My mother in law was visiting for the last week or so, and she is an absolute dear but she is a Baptist pastor's wife. So of course I showed her and Trogdor season 7 of Taskmaster because I forgot about Phil Wang, so she got to witness my child learning the words "dick and balls"
#blessed
#blessed
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My mother in law was visiting for the last week or so, and she is an absolute dear but she is a Baptist pastor's wife. So of course I showed her and Trogdor season 7 of Taskmaster because I forgot about Phil Wang, so she got to witness my child learning the words "dick and balls"
#blessed
#blessed
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“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
~ George Carlin
~ George Carlin
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 PM
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
~ George Carlin
~ George Carlin
It's still going. We were forecast for less than a half inch!
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's still going. We were forecast for less than a half inch!
And just like that we're back here again
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
And just like that we're back here again
I can see so many mistakes every time I work on this, but I'm pretty sure my little boy will only care that his mom made his stocking.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I can see so many mistakes every time I work on this, but I'm pretty sure my little boy will only care that his mom made his stocking.
Needed new tupperware type stuff so I got cambro and I am perhaps too excited about it
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Needed new tupperware type stuff so I got cambro and I am perhaps too excited about it
Enjoying the new Pope being less and less subtle about his disapproval of the current administration. Waiting for the day he's finally like "look JD I'm not exactly in charge of who goes to hell but I've been making reports, ok"
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Enjoying the new Pope being less and less subtle about his disapproval of the current administration. Waiting for the day he's finally like "look JD I'm not exactly in charge of who goes to hell but I've been making reports, ok"
I've frogged my most recent knitting project twice, so maybe I'll get like halfway through it before I do it again
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've frogged my most recent knitting project twice, so maybe I'll get like halfway through it before I do it again
Literally contained in a box, my dudes
What is going on
What is going on
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Literally contained in a box, my dudes
What is going on
What is going on
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
Jim Davis doesn't usually do overtime on the weekends, but he had an opportunity to work on the lights on a bobsled track in Lake Placid and that's cool as shit and also beaucoup dollars.
I managed to keep both kids happy, got groceries, made dinner, and ate all three meals
Epic wins all around
I managed to keep both kids happy, got groceries, made dinner, and ate all three meals
Epic wins all around
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jim Davis doesn't usually do overtime on the weekends, but he had an opportunity to work on the lights on a bobsled track in Lake Placid and that's cool as shit and also beaucoup dollars.
I managed to keep both kids happy, got groceries, made dinner, and ate all three meals
Epic wins all around
I managed to keep both kids happy, got groceries, made dinner, and ate all three meals
Epic wins all around
I chose to get our fix of Halloween horror and terror by getting a new car today.
Beep beep!
Beep beep!
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I chose to get our fix of Halloween horror and terror by getting a new car today.
Beep beep!
Beep beep!
Happy Halloween! Eight years ago, toddler Trogdor broke my brain with cuteness. May your timeline be blessed with the cutest Hobbit ever.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy Halloween! Eight years ago, toddler Trogdor broke my brain with cuteness. May your timeline be blessed with the cutest Hobbit ever.
Not sure how I'm supposed to get anything done when I just look out the window in the morning and this kind of thing happens almost every day
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Not sure how I'm supposed to get anything done when I just look out the window in the morning and this kind of thing happens almost every day
The cloud giants draw near
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The cloud giants draw near
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Slowly going insane watching non-Canadians people cheer for Doug Ford while he strips environmental protections, threatens tenants and renter rights, wastes tax payer dollars, changes electoral processes, and otherwise fucks over Ontarians every day
We do not have to hand it to him!!
We do not have to hand it to him!!
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Slowly going insane watching non-Canadians people cheer for Doug Ford while he strips environmental protections, threatens tenants and renter rights, wastes tax payer dollars, changes electoral processes, and otherwise fucks over Ontarians every day
We do not have to hand it to him!!
We do not have to hand it to him!!
One of my favorite sounds is the silence that falls over people when they are eating a meal that is very good and/or needed.
Even better when it's something I made, as with today's breakfast.
Even better when it's something I made, as with today's breakfast.
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
One of my favorite sounds is the silence that falls over people when they are eating a meal that is very good and/or needed.
Even better when it's something I made, as with today's breakfast.
Even better when it's something I made, as with today's breakfast.
I just made a dinner that's a total banger when I expected it to be a 6/10 at best 😎
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just made a dinner that's a total banger when I expected it to be a 6/10 at best 😎
I'm trying to buy a car and it's kinda wild how difficult it is to get dealers to respond to me. They want me to come in and I'm not gonna do that until I have numbers. I get that they want you there to hook you, but when I've done this in the past, it wasn't like talking to a brick wall like now.
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm trying to buy a car and it's kinda wild how difficult it is to get dealers to respond to me. They want me to come in and I'm not gonna do that until I have numbers. I get that they want you there to hook you, but when I've done this in the past, it wasn't like talking to a brick wall like now.
TFW you forgot that you got really good seats
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
TFW you forgot that you got really good seats
How scary is Weapons? I am intrigued by it but I'm also a massive scardey cat
October 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How scary is Weapons? I am intrigued by it but I'm also a massive scardey cat