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EmLah
@emlah.bsky.social
Somehow Technical Manager at a leading regional theatre.
Lights, Books, Music, F1, GW2 & Captain Marvel.
Yoga for Disability/Mental Health.
Cats and Cuties.
One of the last acts of my thirties was to stack it so thoroughly I tripped TWICE; once over a metal stake in the footpath, nearly saved it and then hit the root nobble off-path I had been consciously...
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
One of the things you crave as a pre-school mum is another mum dropping off their child after you when youre later than normal dropping off yours.
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
F1 theme in one ear and bounce patrol in the other is a lot.
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Zelah is a Superhero.

What an incredible person he is.

That's it, no one else's actions need acknowledgement.

#bbuk #bb2025
October 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Labour now, and Tories in 2009 are probably pretty aligned.
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It will forever frustrated me that some people feel the "no shoes poolside" rules does not apply to flip flops. I've just seen you walk from outside to inside in them!!!
September 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Well we know the unicorn sticker must be protected #Sainz55
September 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Everyone's in the wall.

Its gotta be the cat right??

#f1
September 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you hate what's happening in Gaza. Skip just one PSL that you'd normally have chosen to buy. Go to another coffee shop and try theirs.
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All im saying is old people jave collectible plates and figurines. We have blind boxes and funko pops.
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This post is terrifying. The protectors listen to him, realise hes not one of them and it escalates so quickly. He turns to leave and they chase him, shouting pedo, calling him a Lefty infiltrator.

How can we stop them? How does it end??

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September 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My MP ladies and gentleman.

Hes asking for submissions of "woke" behaviour in his constituency like some shitty SS officer.

Thing is, I literally have no idea what these "woke" things that are so bad our MP is using our tax to fund this?

Examples please?!
August 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Assuming my feelings of having been;

conned into watching a nepo-film to launch Shamalans daughters pop career but at least Josh Hartnett is still an awesome actor

is about par for those who've seen Trap yeah?
June 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nice Nurofen, that advert about targeting women's pain written by a man was it?

"1 in 2 women FEEL they have had their pain dismissed."

FEEL

not HAVE

FEEL

I guarantee all of those women had their pain dismissed. Sneaky, minimising language. Maybe its Colloquial, maybe its Patriarchy.
June 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was just watching an SB Mowing video and all I could think was that overgrown PUBLIC footpaths perfectly sum up the American mindset.

I want cheaper taxes. Ok well in order to cut them you get less services. Whatever they'll be cheaper. But everyone will lose out? But for me they'll be cheaper.
June 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Crofty with no knowledge at all of Le Mans winners 😂.

Poor Gio just for starters 😂
June 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just saying the Canadian Grand Prix being the race on the same weekend as Le Mans 24 works really well. Let's do that every year please. #f1
June 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Guess amazon is feeling threatened by temu.
May 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Reposted by EmLah
18 May 1925 | A German Jew, Max Rack, was born in Duisburg. From December 1934 he lived in the Netherlands.

In spring 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and registered in the camp where he perished on 5 August 1942.
May 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Oh my god that was too much.

TOO MUCH.

thank fyck for you JJ.

im ashamed of the UK audience. #freepalestine
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
YES MALTAAAA #EUROVISION
May 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This just that Polish burden back again with glasses on?? We see you!! #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As a theatre tech can I just say that was bloody fab to have as a segment. Thank you!!
Cannot even count the amount of times I've said "if we've done our job right they won't know we're here" or some version. Of that sentiment 😂
#stageheroes #techtheatre
May 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM