Emily Taffel
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Emily Taffel
@emilyontheave.bsky.social
I founded Mugsy PR, wrote a children's book, co-parented 4 amazing humans with the love of my life, won some awards, did burlesque, did some other pretty nifty stuff - and I still never know what to write in these bios...
Having one of those mornings where I'm just a little cranky because money is fake and time is a human construct and we could all decide to have simple, beautiful lives but society chose this hustle culture instead. I think I need more coffee.
a little girl is sitting at a table making a face
ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table making a face
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January 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I want to see Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal in every buddy film from here on out.
#theunbearableweightofmassivetalent
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
January 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I went and watched Saw the Musical. There was a Jigsaw puppet. It is a parody of the movies and it was as awful and wonderful and bloody and fabulous as you'd imagine. If it tours to your city, it's worth it for a laugh.
January 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The existential dread of going back to work after 2 weeks off is so real. And I own the company 😂
How y'all doing today?
January 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ok y'all, hit me with your best tricks for getting rid of dark circles under your eyes. I look like I haven't slept in years after the last few weeks of craziness.
January 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Parents of teens, let's unite! Share with me all the sneaky ways your kids try to communicate with friends when grounded. So far we've seen them talk by sharing a Google doc, pretending to do homework and now the newest - using a bluetooth enabled sleep mask to stream phone calls after bedtime 😫
December 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Just had a debate with my kid because he swore "Won't you be my neighbor" was original to Daniel Tiger and wouldn't believe me that Mr Rogers used it first. It's so fun to be right 😂
December 28, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Here's a fun fact: I can't say "Brrr" without my brain immediately following it with, "it's cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere!"

What lives rent free in your brain?
December 9, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Who is at #ArtBasel? What's the best thing you've seen so far this year? #Miami
December 7, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Before we Basel, we give back. Volunteering tonight at the Speak Up for Kids Gift Drive in WPB before heading to Miami for the madness this week! #artbasel #giveback
December 4, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Do people make pop-up books anymore? Do you have one you love? Tell me about it please.
December 2, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Wicked was everything I hoped it would be and more. And seeing it with my mom who I saw The Wizard of Oz with the first time and my daughter who saw it for the first time with me, plus my best friend who I saw the stage show with, made it so very special 💗
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 AM
We don't get snow, but we do what we can with what we've got here in Florida! Holiday sand sculptures and the sand Christmas tree are up in Downtown West Palm Beach!
November 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Building my 2025 travel bucket list. Where is somewhere that you've been that is an absolute MUST GO?

#bucketlisttravel #travel
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Well...I've found my new favorite Thanksgiving post...

Thanks @shade5.bsky.social
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Overheard tonight while grocery shopping:

Woman: Should we get watermelon or honeydew?

Man: What about cantaloupe?

Woman: Ew...that's poor people fruit.

Man: Nah rich people eat it with fancy ham, you just don't know good shit

😂 I just love South Florida 😂
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I think everyone should date night at IKEA. If someone can't play along and pretend they live in the rooms with you, that's a big red flag.
November 24, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Did the kids' laundry. Emptied pockets first. Found a nut and bolt combo, an allen wrench and a broken pencil. Apparently my 13 year old is a disgruntled furniture builder in his spare time.
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Setting #boundaries with clients is the most important thing to me these days. I don't answer emails, calls or texts on Sundays unless we have an event or it's a fire emergency. I need the day to reset myself for the new week and I'm inefficient to them if I don't.
November 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Ok I need the help of Bluesky #booklovers. I have no space for a book case but I need to home lots of books. Please show me your wall hung book shelves!
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I've never been so in love with babys breath before 💗
November 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
This!!! So much this...
PR pros can’t call in favors to our media friends. Coverage must be earned.

We aren’t the mafia.
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Solve our debate:
It's a banana not a pencil, right? #shoes #shoesandconfused
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I helped launch a new caviar brand. And I don't care how hot and sweaty I look. This man was the first person to try the #caviar besides those of us on the team, and this was a super proud moment to finally share it with the world. ❤️ Yachtlifecaviar.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM