#theunbearableweightofmassivetalent
#theunbearableweightofmassivetalent
How y'all doing today?
How y'all doing today?
What lives rent free in your brain?
What lives rent free in your brain?
#bucketlisttravel #travel
#bucketlisttravel #travel
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Woman: Should we get watermelon or honeydew?
Man: What about cantaloupe?
Woman: Ew...that's poor people fruit.
Man: Nah rich people eat it with fancy ham, you just don't know good shit
😂 I just love South Florida 😂
Woman: Should we get watermelon or honeydew?
Man: What about cantaloupe?
Woman: Ew...that's poor people fruit.
Man: Nah rich people eat it with fancy ham, you just don't know good shit
😂 I just love South Florida 😂
We aren’t the mafia.