Michael T.
@emceetee.bsky.social
Oeste de PR based 30-something dog dad
I have located my missing Myke Towers tee :) Apologies to all the coworkers I accused of stealing it.
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I have located my missing Myke Towers tee :) Apologies to all the coworkers I accused of stealing it.
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
I promised Frida I’d give her more publicity this year.
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I promised Frida I’d give her more publicity this year.
Leave Katy Perry’s discography alone!
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Leave Katy Perry’s discography alone!
I feel bad having Sunday Funday while my dog is home in his cage.
My dog:
My dog:
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I feel bad having Sunday Funday while my dog is home in his cage.
My dog:
My dog:
Trying to explain to my friends what a trapper keeper is.
Can someone back me up here?
Can someone back me up here?
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Trying to explain to my friends what a trapper keeper is.
Can someone back me up here?
Can someone back me up here?
Found this photo of my great grandma….i miss her :(
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Found this photo of my great grandma….i miss her :(
Me after a visit to Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Me after a visit to Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.
Sometimes I just lay in my bed and wonder what the rent prices are like in Roku City…
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes I just lay in my bed and wonder what the rent prices are like in Roku City…
Had to physically move and install multiple pieces of commercial kitchen equipment at work today.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Had to physically move and install multiple pieces of commercial kitchen equipment at work today.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
The Pitt is amazing but disappointed I’m on episode 6 and haven’t heard a single ‘yinz’
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The Pitt is amazing but disappointed I’m on episode 6 and haven’t heard a single ‘yinz’
I hate it when a tiny dribble of peepee comes out after you put it back in your undies.
Have I been slacking on my kegels?
Have I been slacking on my kegels?
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I hate it when a tiny dribble of peepee comes out after you put it back in your undies.
Have I been slacking on my kegels?
Have I been slacking on my kegels?
Did we ever figure out if Helen Hunt and Bonnie Hunt were related?
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Did we ever figure out if Helen Hunt and Bonnie Hunt were related?
Cute gas station clerk put an extra $5 on my pump.
Clerical error or is he trying to smash?
Clerical error or is he trying to smash?
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Cute gas station clerk put an extra $5 on my pump.
Clerical error or is he trying to smash?
Clerical error or is he trying to smash?
I know I probably stop avoiding my sleep apnea and get a CPAP machine.
But can they at least make a sexy one?
But can they at least make a sexy one?
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I know I probably stop avoiding my sleep apnea and get a CPAP machine.
But can they at least make a sexy one?
But can they at least make a sexy one?
Piggybacking off the success of Heated Rivalry…
Is it too much to ask for a gay war boy love story in 2026?
Is it too much to ask for a gay war boy love story in 2026?
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Piggybacking off the success of Heated Rivalry…
Is it too much to ask for a gay war boy love story in 2026?
Is it too much to ask for a gay war boy love story in 2026?
Bf and I got in an argument over how to pronounce Lufthansa. I just wanna go on the record and say that I was right.
So fun dating another fire sign.
So fun dating another fire sign.
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bf and I got in an argument over how to pronounce Lufthansa. I just wanna go on the record and say that I was right.
So fun dating another fire sign.
So fun dating another fire sign.
Would you guys still think I’m hot if you knew I spent 7 hours a day with my phone flashlight on?
Most of the time unintentionally.
Most of the time unintentionally.
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Would you guys still think I’m hot if you knew I spent 7 hours a day with my phone flashlight on?
Most of the time unintentionally.
Most of the time unintentionally.
Thinking about donating my old bike to the gay prostitute in my neighborhood.
Homie has been riding around to his dick appointments on a neon pink childrens Huffy.
Homie has been riding around to his dick appointments on a neon pink childrens Huffy.
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Thinking about donating my old bike to the gay prostitute in my neighborhood.
Homie has been riding around to his dick appointments on a neon pink childrens Huffy.
Homie has been riding around to his dick appointments on a neon pink childrens Huffy.
It’s over…we can come out now.
December 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s over…we can come out now.
Oh god, the carolers are coming down the street.
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh god, the carolers are coming down the street.
I know I’m 2 weeks late but I finally figured out who that Bluesky catfish was y’all were talking about.
And yes….our paths did cross…
And yes….our paths did cross…
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I know I’m 2 weeks late but I finally figured out who that Bluesky catfish was y’all were talking about.
And yes….our paths did cross…
And yes….our paths did cross…
But has anyone checked in on Sophia Grace?
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
But has anyone checked in on Sophia Grace?
I hope Bari Weiss has the worst week ever..
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I hope Bari Weiss has the worst week ever..
How’re the Barbz doin?
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
How’re the Barbz doin?