Elyza George
@elyzageorgeauthor.bsky.social
Contemporary romance that decenters men
Low angst
Queer & neurodivergent lead characters
Beautiful multi generational friendships
https://www.elyzageorgeauthor.com/
Low angst
Queer & neurodivergent lead characters
Beautiful multi generational friendships
https://www.elyzageorgeauthor.com/
I always have conflicting feelings when a new patient appointment with a new specialist requires a hospital gown costume change before even meeting the new doctor 🙃🫠
And yes, I know I look exhausted... it's because I am.
And yes, I know I look exhausted... it's because I am.
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I always have conflicting feelings when a new patient appointment with a new specialist requires a hospital gown costume change before even meeting the new doctor 🙃🫠
And yes, I know I look exhausted... it's because I am.
And yes, I know I look exhausted... it's because I am.
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We’re very excited to watch The Football Bee.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We’re very excited to watch The Football Bee.
I understand that words go in and out of fashion, but whomever started the trend of romance authors using "bark" in association with laughter 🔪🔪 it's fucking rampant and immediately takes me out of every story 😤
~ barked out a laugh
~ barking laughter boomed from him
~ the bark of laughter
🐕🐾🐩
~ barked out a laugh
~ barking laughter boomed from him
~ the bark of laughter
🐕🐾🐩
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I understand that words go in and out of fashion, but whomever started the trend of romance authors using "bark" in association with laughter 🔪🔪 it's fucking rampant and immediately takes me out of every story 😤
~ barked out a laugh
~ barking laughter boomed from him
~ the bark of laughter
🐕🐾🐩
~ barked out a laugh
~ barking laughter boomed from him
~ the bark of laughter
🐕🐾🐩
What I'm seeing on my socials:
- files confirming sadistic cannibalistic pedophiles can do whatever they want with zero consequences
- Springfield, OH needs help against a nefarious G92 group!!!
- and, for the whimsy, a baby giraffe refusing to accept that his keepers have named him Dwayne
- files confirming sadistic cannibalistic pedophiles can do whatever they want with zero consequences
- Springfield, OH needs help against a nefarious G92 group!!!
- and, for the whimsy, a baby giraffe refusing to accept that his keepers have named him Dwayne
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
What I'm seeing on my socials:
- files confirming sadistic cannibalistic pedophiles can do whatever they want with zero consequences
- Springfield, OH needs help against a nefarious G92 group!!!
- and, for the whimsy, a baby giraffe refusing to accept that his keepers have named him Dwayne
- files confirming sadistic cannibalistic pedophiles can do whatever they want with zero consequences
- Springfield, OH needs help against a nefarious G92 group!!!
- and, for the whimsy, a baby giraffe refusing to accept that his keepers have named him Dwayne
The disrespect shown to the WNBPA, and the players as a whole, by the WNBA yesterday is unfathomable.
In what world would the WNBA arriving to CBA negotiations without a counter offer ever be acceptable?
The WNBPA giving the WNBA several hours of time versus walking out is so freaking commendable.
In what world would the WNBA arriving to CBA negotiations without a counter offer ever be acceptable?
The WNBPA giving the WNBA several hours of time versus walking out is so freaking commendable.
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The disrespect shown to the WNBPA, and the players as a whole, by the WNBA yesterday is unfathomable.
In what world would the WNBA arriving to CBA negotiations without a counter offer ever be acceptable?
The WNBPA giving the WNBA several hours of time versus walking out is so freaking commendable.
In what world would the WNBA arriving to CBA negotiations without a counter offer ever be acceptable?
The WNBPA giving the WNBA several hours of time versus walking out is so freaking commendable.
Please please please find yourself an amazing hair stylist who gives out of this world head massages when you have a migraine and then curls your hair so you feel like a pretty migraine 🥰💖🤗💜☺️
(she will do all of that without the migraine, but it has healing powers when done on broken brain days)
(she will do all of that without the migraine, but it has healing powers when done on broken brain days)
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Please please please find yourself an amazing hair stylist who gives out of this world head massages when you have a migraine and then curls your hair so you feel like a pretty migraine 🥰💖🤗💜☺️
(she will do all of that without the migraine, but it has healing powers when done on broken brain days)
(she will do all of that without the migraine, but it has healing powers when done on broken brain days)
Passion is needed for any great work, and for the revolution, passion and audacity are required in big doses. ~ Che Guevara
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Passion is needed for any great work, and for the revolution, passion and audacity are required in big doses. ~ Che Guevara
Thomas Jefferson was a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
This country was created for and is run by wealthy pedophiles.
We are ruled by bored, sadistic predators with enough money to buy power and abuse everything in their path with no repercussions.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
This country was created for and is run by wealthy pedophiles.
We are ruled by bored, sadistic predators with enough money to buy power and abuse everything in their path with no repercussions.
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Thomas Jefferson was a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
This country was created for and is run by wealthy pedophiles.
We are ruled by bored, sadistic predators with enough money to buy power and abuse everything in their path with no repercussions.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
This country was created for and is run by wealthy pedophiles.
We are ruled by bored, sadistic predators with enough money to buy power and abuse everything in their path with no repercussions.
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Things I said to my therapist this week:
I would be great cult leader. I mean, I could create one hell of a cult if I let the tism go down that inadvisable path.
I would be great cult leader. I mean, I could create one hell of a cult if I let the tism go down that inadvisable path.
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Things I said to my therapist this week:
I would be great cult leader. I mean, I could create one hell of a cult if I let the tism go down that inadvisable path.
I would be great cult leader. I mean, I could create one hell of a cult if I let the tism go down that inadvisable path.
The ADHD made me forget we are now taking a daily medication to help our OCD 🤦♀️ (the autism thinks we are fine, just probably more detail and precision oriented than reasonably necessary 🤷♀️)
So... day 1, the remake, has commenced and may the new daily cell phone alarm be ever in my favor 💊🧠🤍💚
So... day 1, the remake, has commenced and may the new daily cell phone alarm be ever in my favor 💊🧠🤍💚
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The ADHD made me forget we are now taking a daily medication to help our OCD 🤦♀️ (the autism thinks we are fine, just probably more detail and precision oriented than reasonably necessary 🤷♀️)
So... day 1, the remake, has commenced and may the new daily cell phone alarm be ever in my favor 💊🧠🤍💚
So... day 1, the remake, has commenced and may the new daily cell phone alarm be ever in my favor 💊🧠🤍💚
There she goes! My little freeze baby of a wife is all bundled up and off on a snowy adventure with her handy dandy snowblower (she cleared the sidewalk on our side of the street along with about half a dozen side quests to help some of our neighbors clean up their driveways) ❄️🥶🩵🌨
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
There she goes! My little freeze baby of a wife is all bundled up and off on a snowy adventure with her handy dandy snowblower (she cleared the sidewalk on our side of the street along with about half a dozen side quests to help some of our neighbors clean up their driveways) ❄️🥶🩵🌨
Can we talk about my puppy? She is positively perfection on four paws
* I'm absolutely bias - she is my child and this is her/my/our page
** in this house, all dogs are puppies, no matter the age
* I'm absolutely bias - she is my child and this is her/my/our page
** in this house, all dogs are puppies, no matter the age
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Can we talk about my puppy? She is positively perfection on four paws
* I'm absolutely bias - she is my child and this is her/my/our page
** in this house, all dogs are puppies, no matter the age
* I'm absolutely bias - she is my child and this is her/my/our page
** in this house, all dogs are puppies, no matter the age
The neurodivergent rage when hyper focusing on the fact that the laws, rules, and money are made by top down, linear thinkers who are ultimately looking out for themselves and fine with letting the marginalized die as long as the rule makers have their pockets lined with their currency of choice.
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The neurodivergent rage when hyper focusing on the fact that the laws, rules, and money are made by top down, linear thinkers who are ultimately looking out for themselves and fine with letting the marginalized die as long as the rule makers have their pockets lined with their currency of choice.
Our old lady's wobbly legs and slippery paws required a second mobility aid rug purchase for her to navigate on the hardwood 🐾💝
(and as a side note, washable rugs are a freaking game changer in high traffic areas and households with furbabies)
(and as a side note, washable rugs are a freaking game changer in high traffic areas and households with furbabies)
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Our old lady's wobbly legs and slippery paws required a second mobility aid rug purchase for her to navigate on the hardwood 🐾💝
(and as a side note, washable rugs are a freaking game changer in high traffic areas and households with furbabies)
(and as a side note, washable rugs are a freaking game changer in high traffic areas and households with furbabies)
What I'm seeing on my socials:
- genocides, at least three, which is too low to be accurate & too high to still be calm
- the occupation of American cities by a paramilitary group of modern day slave catchers
- and, for the whimsy, there are people impersonating owls with a variety of inflections
- genocides, at least three, which is too low to be accurate & too high to still be calm
- the occupation of American cities by a paramilitary group of modern day slave catchers
- and, for the whimsy, there are people impersonating owls with a variety of inflections
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
What I'm seeing on my socials:
- genocides, at least three, which is too low to be accurate & too high to still be calm
- the occupation of American cities by a paramilitary group of modern day slave catchers
- and, for the whimsy, there are people impersonating owls with a variety of inflections
- genocides, at least three, which is too low to be accurate & too high to still be calm
- the occupation of American cities by a paramilitary group of modern day slave catchers
- and, for the whimsy, there are people impersonating owls with a variety of inflections
Day 4 of the second medication we are trying for my OCD - so far it hasn't given me pins & needle skin or mood changes like the first one.
And in a tale as old as chronic illness time, it's 17 days into the new year and I've already met my deductible + over half way to my max out of pocket amount 😖
And in a tale as old as chronic illness time, it's 17 days into the new year and I've already met my deductible + over half way to my max out of pocket amount 😖
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Day 4 of the second medication we are trying for my OCD - so far it hasn't given me pins & needle skin or mood changes like the first one.
And in a tale as old as chronic illness time, it's 17 days into the new year and I've already met my deductible + over half way to my max out of pocket amount 😖
And in a tale as old as chronic illness time, it's 17 days into the new year and I've already met my deductible + over half way to my max out of pocket amount 😖
My ADHD is full control today & Mrs. George is trying to work from home.
But my ADHD really wants to talk talk talk talk to our wife.
So I came upstairs to allow my lack of object permanence to forget she's even here... except now I'm just penguin pebbling her so so many videos to watch later 🤗🐧
But my ADHD really wants to talk talk talk talk to our wife.
So I came upstairs to allow my lack of object permanence to forget she's even here... except now I'm just penguin pebbling her so so many videos to watch later 🤗🐧
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My ADHD is full control today & Mrs. George is trying to work from home.
But my ADHD really wants to talk talk talk talk to our wife.
So I came upstairs to allow my lack of object permanence to forget she's even here... except now I'm just penguin pebbling her so so many videos to watch later 🤗🐧
But my ADHD really wants to talk talk talk talk to our wife.
So I came upstairs to allow my lack of object permanence to forget she's even here... except now I'm just penguin pebbling her so so many videos to watch later 🤗🐧
Just saw a video where a woman said "remember, if you're not keeping a diary right now, you won't be used as a primary source on the AP US History test in 2086" and I about choked on the air as I cackled 🤣🤣
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Just saw a video where a woman said "remember, if you're not keeping a diary right now, you won't be used as a primary source on the AP US History test in 2086" and I about choked on the air as I cackled 🤣🤣
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Bringing you an important message
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Bringing you an important message
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NOEM: "This was an act of domestic terrorism. Our ICE officers got stuck in the snow and woman attempted to ram them with her vehicle." WUT??
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
NOEM: "This was an act of domestic terrorism. Our ICE officers got stuck in the snow and woman attempted to ram them with her vehicle." WUT??
A rogue state is ruled by authoritarian or totalitarian governments that severely restrict human rights, sponsoring terrorism, or seeking to proliferate weapons of mass destruction.
By the common definition, the United States of America is a rogue state.
By the common definition, the United States of America is a rogue state.
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
A rogue state is ruled by authoritarian or totalitarian governments that severely restrict human rights, sponsoring terrorism, or seeking to proliferate weapons of mass destruction.
By the common definition, the United States of America is a rogue state.
By the common definition, the United States of America is a rogue state.
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, still shame on you
Fool me thrice - are you a bad person who likes toying with others? Cut the victim blaming-esque "haha, I fooled you & it's all your fault for believing me" - WHY ARE YOU A DECEITFUL SACK OF SHIT?! Do you get off on being mean spirited?!
Fool me twice, still shame on you
Fool me thrice - are you a bad person who likes toying with others? Cut the victim blaming-esque "haha, I fooled you & it's all your fault for believing me" - WHY ARE YOU A DECEITFUL SACK OF SHIT?! Do you get off on being mean spirited?!
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, still shame on you
Fool me thrice - are you a bad person who likes toying with others? Cut the victim blaming-esque "haha, I fooled you & it's all your fault for believing me" - WHY ARE YOU A DECEITFUL SACK OF SHIT?! Do you get off on being mean spirited?!
Fool me twice, still shame on you
Fool me thrice - are you a bad person who likes toying with others? Cut the victim blaming-esque "haha, I fooled you & it's all your fault for believing me" - WHY ARE YOU A DECEITFUL SACK OF SHIT?! Do you get off on being mean spirited?!
The Dems are not demanding the immediate release & return of Maduro & his wife.
Nor are they taking action to stop Trump & Co from threatening Mexico, Greenland, & Columbia.
But Dems did pave the way for the Israeli genocide of Palestinians.
Both parties thrive on the oil, death, & destruction.
Nor are they taking action to stop Trump & Co from threatening Mexico, Greenland, & Columbia.
But Dems did pave the way for the Israeli genocide of Palestinians.
Both parties thrive on the oil, death, & destruction.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The Dems are not demanding the immediate release & return of Maduro & his wife.
Nor are they taking action to stop Trump & Co from threatening Mexico, Greenland, & Columbia.
But Dems did pave the way for the Israeli genocide of Palestinians.
Both parties thrive on the oil, death, & destruction.
Nor are they taking action to stop Trump & Co from threatening Mexico, Greenland, & Columbia.
But Dems did pave the way for the Israeli genocide of Palestinians.
Both parties thrive on the oil, death, & destruction.