Tande
@elysiumtan.bsky.social
tw: snakes, lizards, bad opinions
they/them, enby, old person, lizard person
i like emet-selch
they/them, enby, old person, lizard person
i like emet-selch
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New vocal stim unlocked
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New vocal stim unlocked
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OpenAI needs to nearly 3,000% their current revenue projections by 2029 if they want to remotely come close to balancing their current spending commitments
(source: Forbes)
(source: Forbes)
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
OpenAI needs to nearly 3,000% their current revenue projections by 2029 if they want to remotely come close to balancing their current spending commitments
(source: Forbes)
(source: Forbes)
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If you want the next Bethesda game, you'll have to find it first. Elder Scrolls 6 is fully complete and ready to play, but I have hidden the disk containing the game inside of one (1) united states politician's chest cavity
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you want the next Bethesda game, you'll have to find it first. Elder Scrolls 6 is fully complete and ready to play, but I have hidden the disk containing the game inside of one (1) united states politician's chest cavity
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
I wish I brought my dog to work with me today I just really wish I had her (its cold)
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wish I brought my dog to work with me today I just really wish I had her (its cold)
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November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Naru at the sleepover!!
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Naru at the sleepover!!
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
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Color and maybe standee….
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Color and maybe standee….
Color and maybe standee….
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Color and maybe standee….
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The Devil's Trill
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Devil's Trill
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I kiss cold marble, wishing it was you
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I kiss cold marble, wishing it was you
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i’m just going to leave this here
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i’m just going to leave this here
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I just explained the Vietnam War to the child bc of a tiktok video about holes and spikes and then asked her to guess who won the war
"The vietnamese"
"Yep"
"That makes me feel better"
"The vietnamese"
"Yep"
"That makes me feel better"
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I just explained the Vietnam War to the child bc of a tiktok video about holes and spikes and then asked her to guess who won the war
"The vietnamese"
"Yep"
"That makes me feel better"
"The vietnamese"
"Yep"
"That makes me feel better"
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Felix Felix Felix Felix
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Felix Felix Felix Felix
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Felix Felix Felix Felix
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Felix Felix Felix Felix
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Gonna let this marinate overnight and then post it on Patreon 😌
Questions my partner has to deal with:
"People aren't going to be weird about Caspian's cock, right?"
He said no, but--
Questions my partner has to deal with:
"People aren't going to be weird about Caspian's cock, right?"
He said no, but--
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Gonna let this marinate overnight and then post it on Patreon 😌
Questions my partner has to deal with:
"People aren't going to be weird about Caspian's cock, right?"
He said no, but--
Questions my partner has to deal with:
"People aren't going to be weird about Caspian's cock, right?"
He said no, but--
Naru at the sleepover!!
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Naru at the sleepover!!
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
For @blucifer08.bsky.social 🍷😘
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November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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