Just saw somebody who is like right in the center of the triangle whose corners are Keanu Reeves, Shia LeBeouf, and my friend Etan
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Just saw somebody who is like right in the center of the triangle whose corners are Keanu Reeves, Shia LeBeouf, and my friend Etan
The very funny thing with responding to “how’ve you been?” with “I finally figured out what’s wrong with me!” is that most people will instinctively react with something along the lines of “there’s nothing wrong with you, Eli!” Incorrect! There’s plenty wrong with me
September 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The very funny thing with responding to “how’ve you been?” with “I finally figured out what’s wrong with me!” is that most people will instinctively react with something along the lines of “there’s nothing wrong with you, Eli!” Incorrect! There’s plenty wrong with me
Reposted by Eli Young
It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.
August 5, 2023 at 6:57 PM
It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.