Elwood Hemingway
@elwoodhemingway.bsky.social
Steve. Grilled cheese sandwich enthusiast, writer, Canadian/Indigenous geek dad.
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Well, I guess you’re trying to shake down Tylenol now.
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Well, I guess you’re trying to shake down Tylenol now.
I miss my boy when he’s in school.
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I miss my boy when he’s in school.
For 10 years I had no trouble sleeping. Ten years of feeling rested. I haven’t had a good sleep in a month.
September 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
For 10 years I had no trouble sleeping. Ten years of feeling rested. I haven’t had a good sleep in a month.
Not to brag or anything, but I can pop off 10 push-ups at anytime. Literally two months ago I struggled with 1.
September 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I can pop off 10 push-ups at anytime. Literally two months ago I struggled with 1.
Here I’m lamenting that my wife left me. My brother’s wife just passed away after a long illness. Puts things into perspective.
September 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Here I’m lamenting that my wife left me. My brother’s wife just passed away after a long illness. Puts things into perspective.
Fourth new meeting in eight days. This fucking separation isn’t going to break me. It’s trying. My disease is kicking at the door. But fuck that. I got eight years. Just keep going to meetings and do the next right thing.
September 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Fourth new meeting in eight days. This fucking separation isn’t going to break me. It’s trying. My disease is kicking at the door. But fuck that. I got eight years. Just keep going to meetings and do the next right thing.
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This is crazy. I haven’t been under 190 in almost 15 years. This is just this month.
August 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This is crazy. I haven’t been under 190 in almost 15 years. This is just this month.
Oh noooooo… I think I just matched on a dating website with my couples councillor.
(Counseling is for better communication as co-parents, we’re not trying to save the marriage at this point)
(Counseling is for better communication as co-parents, we’re not trying to save the marriage at this point)
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh noooooo… I think I just matched on a dating website with my couples councillor.
(Counseling is for better communication as co-parents, we’re not trying to save the marriage at this point)
(Counseling is for better communication as co-parents, we’re not trying to save the marriage at this point)
In my sad ass loser divorced dad Kirk Van Houten era. Can I borrow a feeling?
August 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In my sad ass loser divorced dad Kirk Van Houten era. Can I borrow a feeling?
I wish I could drink. Eight years sober is nothing to scoff at. But damn if this isn’t rough.
August 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I wish I could drink. Eight years sober is nothing to scoff at. But damn if this isn’t rough.
First my wife leaves. Then the laptop I got just a few months before I met her decided to finally die. Yay.
August 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
First my wife leaves. Then the laptop I got just a few months before I met her decided to finally die. Yay.
Gonna start living my best life out of spite.
August 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gonna start living my best life out of spite.
Matt Wagner Detective Comics!
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Matt Wagner Detective Comics!
Hitting the gym because my wife left me. Yay physical health! Right after a therapy session. Yay mental health!
The rest is kinda dog shit.
The rest is kinda dog shit.
August 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hitting the gym because my wife left me. Yay physical health! Right after a therapy session. Yay mental health!
The rest is kinda dog shit.
The rest is kinda dog shit.
Ok. Hot Girl Summer is over. It’s now Fun Single Dad Fall.
August 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Ok. Hot Girl Summer is over. It’s now Fun Single Dad Fall.
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Steak, eggs, & fries.
August 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Steak, eggs, & fries.
My son’s cereal box design. It’s “Trident Healthy Princess Cereal”.
August 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My son’s cereal box design. It’s “Trident Healthy Princess Cereal”.
I cooked every day this week. No fast food, or redi-made meals. I’m no chef, but I’ve come a long way since I literally burned water about 10 years ago.
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I cooked every day this week. No fast food, or redi-made meals. I’m no chef, but I’ve come a long way since I literally burned water about 10 years ago.
I’m a fancy Asparagus guy now.
August 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m a fancy Asparagus guy now.
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They just unilaterally replaced DC's black woman police chief with a white MAGA man
August 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They just unilaterally replaced DC's black woman police chief with a white MAGA man
Been listening to Steven Page’s solo stuff. Pretty good!
August 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Been listening to Steven Page’s solo stuff. Pretty good!
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People are showing up in D.C. !! Get to D.C. now! #3E #FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests
“Trump Must Go Now”
“Trump Must Go Now”
August 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
People are showing up in D.C. !! Get to D.C. now! #3E #FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests
“Trump Must Go Now”
“Trump Must Go Now”