Elvy (she/they)
@elvy.bsky.social
Small time artist. Obsessed with FFXIV. Sticker store at autumnelf.bigcartel.com
Whomever took half my grocery delivery before I went down to grab it
Fuck you
Fuck you
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Whomever took half my grocery delivery before I went down to grab it
Fuck you
Fuck you
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Okay, I have a small stupid rant
I have a job answering phones.
SO many people apologize for wasting my time
YOU ARE NEVER WASTING MY TIME
Your call IS MY JOB
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB
I have a job answering phones.
SO many people apologize for wasting my time
YOU ARE NEVER WASTING MY TIME
Your call IS MY JOB
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Okay, I have a small stupid rant
I have a job answering phones.
SO many people apologize for wasting my time
YOU ARE NEVER WASTING MY TIME
Your call IS MY JOB
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB
I have a job answering phones.
SO many people apologize for wasting my time
YOU ARE NEVER WASTING MY TIME
Your call IS MY JOB
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB
Behold
The Dragooonk!
(Dragoon Monk)
The Dragooonk!
(Dragoon Monk)
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Behold
The Dragooonk!
(Dragoon Monk)
The Dragooonk!
(Dragoon Monk)
I've been wanting to watch A Knight's Tale for months
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I've been wanting to watch A Knight's Tale for months
I definitely have some sort of sense of humor
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I definitely have some sort of sense of humor
get into a mechanically heavy fight in ffxiv
we wipe
explain the mechanics
we wipe to a different thing
explain a bit more
we win
no commends
we wipe
explain the mechanics
we wipe to a different thing
explain a bit more
we win
no commends
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
get into a mechanically heavy fight in ffxiv
we wipe
explain the mechanics
we wipe to a different thing
explain a bit more
we win
no commends
we wipe
explain the mechanics
we wipe to a different thing
explain a bit more
we win
no commends
I wish I felt cool instead of annoying
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I wish I felt cool instead of annoying
forgive me Yoshi P for I have sinned. I purposefully chased someone when I had a marker for an aoe drop
they pressed floor pressure plates that interrupted my black mage rotation
they pressed floor pressure plates that interrupted my black mage rotation
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
forgive me Yoshi P for I have sinned. I purposefully chased someone when I had a marker for an aoe drop
they pressed floor pressure plates that interrupted my black mage rotation
they pressed floor pressure plates that interrupted my black mage rotation
Dancing in my chair between calls to
💃 keep the brain demons at bay 🕺
💃 keep the brain demons at bay 🕺
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dancing in my chair between calls to
💃 keep the brain demons at bay 🕺
💃 keep the brain demons at bay 🕺
before bestie showed me GDT's Frankenstein, he made me watch Splinter
Which was... definitely a movie
Frankenstein was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better
Which was... definitely a movie
Frankenstein was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
before bestie showed me GDT's Frankenstein, he made me watch Splinter
Which was... definitely a movie
Frankenstein was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better
Which was... definitely a movie
Frankenstein was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better
Centaur Warframe when
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Centaur Warframe when
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Book: And now we shall move on to... BASIS POINTS.
A Magical Basis Point on a bond is equal to 1/100th of a point, WHICH AS YOULL RECALL IS TEN DOLLARS.
Are you following this mysterious logic?!
IT CAN ALSO BE 0.01% (also known as 0.0001) of the $1,000 par value of a bond!
Me: so it's ten cents
A Magical Basis Point on a bond is equal to 1/100th of a point, WHICH AS YOULL RECALL IS TEN DOLLARS.
Are you following this mysterious logic?!
IT CAN ALSO BE 0.01% (also known as 0.0001) of the $1,000 par value of a bond!
Me: so it's ten cents
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Book: And now we shall move on to... BASIS POINTS.
A Magical Basis Point on a bond is equal to 1/100th of a point, WHICH AS YOULL RECALL IS TEN DOLLARS.
Are you following this mysterious logic?!
IT CAN ALSO BE 0.01% (also known as 0.0001) of the $1,000 par value of a bond!
Me: so it's ten cents
A Magical Basis Point on a bond is equal to 1/100th of a point, WHICH AS YOULL RECALL IS TEN DOLLARS.
Are you following this mysterious logic?!
IT CAN ALSO BE 0.01% (also known as 0.0001) of the $1,000 par value of a bond!
Me: so it's ten cents
Family events are extra hard now. My little sisters wedding was beautiful. I could feel my mom's absence
And then a guy in my building mistook me for someone else and asked how my mom was doing
And I almost broke down
And then a guy in my building mistook me for someone else and asked how my mom was doing
And I almost broke down
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Family events are extra hard now. My little sisters wedding was beautiful. I could feel my mom's absence
And then a guy in my building mistook me for someone else and asked how my mom was doing
And I almost broke down
And then a guy in my building mistook me for someone else and asked how my mom was doing
And I almost broke down
I may be perceived for this week only
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I may be perceived for this week only
Would anyone be interested in Stoat Broker stickers
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Would anyone be interested in Stoat Broker stickers
I dread the holidays this year
October 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I dread the holidays this year
Multitasking by
Trying to focus
And not let the anxiety overwhelm me
Trying to focus
And not let the anxiety overwhelm me
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Multitasking by
Trying to focus
And not let the anxiety overwhelm me
Trying to focus
And not let the anxiety overwhelm me
Started watching Death Parade with the bestie
Omg I love it so much so far
Omg I love it so much so far
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Started watching Death Parade with the bestie
Omg I love it so much so far
Omg I love it so much so far
Thinking about Arranel and the vague fic idea I had stretched out over a year ago for his adventures in hell
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Thinking about Arranel and the vague fic idea I had stretched out over a year ago for his adventures in hell