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Tony Tea
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Former Sasquatch, geeky car guy, nerdy music guy.
First listen of the season of this slice of absolute perfection.

Me being a fairly depressive person, I think every great Xmas song should have a tinge of sadness. Jessica Dobson (Deep Sea Diver) just nails the entire gamut of Xmas emotions on this beautiful, modern rendition of a classic.
Have Yourself a Merry Christmas
YouTube video by Deep Sea Diver - Topic
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m trying not be a hater, but damn this house (former grocery) is just off the chain bad.

A few years ago it was a tidy, cool place. I guess the last owners just went apeshit on the shabby artist loft look.

$415k… staged with mattresses on the floor in a single room, like a flop house.
www.zillow.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Tony Tea
Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Well, I took my guitar fund and spent it all on musical Christmas gifts for the kids.

It’s kind of cheating because I’ll be playing the hell out of the gifts too, but it’s the pretense that counts.

Right?
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In tribute to Frank Gehry, I plan on partially crushing a can of Coors Light, pouring it out on the steps of the worst local Modernist building, and then swiftly tossing the can into the recycle bin where it belongs.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Musk’s Boring CEO claims they’re going to build a 180 mile, underground hyperloop that will go over 500 MPH right after the Nashville loop.

The unstarted Nashville loop is mired in delays, but just announced an expansion in Nashville!

10ft of tunnel would be an expansion at this point, dipshits.
www.wkrn.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s hard to pick one, but this is definitely in my top 3.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Game. Set. Match.
If it is the stance of this administration that drugs are weapons in armed conflict … shouldn’t my right to bear those arms not be infringed?
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Party like it’s 1990.
Hotline TNT - Trinity (Live at Green Auto)
YouTube video by Green Auto
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Update: My main Roku TV is now gone.

Between that last post and now they rolled out a new menu that completely ruined their interface.

They’re the undisputed kings of enshitifucation. So happy to fire them.
Seriously, FUCK ROKU. They went from one of my fav pieces of tech to the epitome of enshitification in the past two years.

They’re now adding apps to my devices that I can’t delete.

AppleTV replacements are delivered tomorrow. I’m done.

#Roku
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
LOL

1. Samantha wrote a poor, transphobic op-ed in place of the assigned empirical assignment.

2. Trans TA grades it with a ton of grace.

3. Prof reads the essay and concurs w/TA, suggests a rewrite.

4. TPUSA publishes her shitty essay because… they’re too stupid to know it’s a shit essay?
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This always makes me cry.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Reposted by Tony Tea
Let me help you prepare for your Thanksgiving political arguments this year.

Watch the full video on YouTube: youtu.be/-VD95hu9-j8
How to Defeat Your Family at Politics (2025 Edition)
YouTube video by Adam Conover
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This one hurts. Rogue was a true innovator and one of those breweries who always seemed to balance pushing the envelope with popularity.

Rushing out to buy up all of the Dead Guy that I can. 😢
Rogue Ales, 1988-2025 — Beervana
With the apparent permanent closure of Rogue Ales, it’s time to consider the legacy of this early craft brewery. It may surprise many drinkers who today think of Rogue as tame and boring to learn that...
www.beervanablog.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The fun one is the gal they arrested, were going to immediately deport, and then when challenged in court they were all “oops, my bad” and then freed her and gave her a fucking green card.

These idiots the embodiment of “READY! FIRE! AIM!”, fucking up ppls lives for absolutely nothing.

Shameful.
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Tony Tea
Please join me in donating to help Dawn Rupprecht, a community member who is being sued in connection with her efforts to defend Michigan school librarian Christine Beachler from ongoing harassment. More details here: lowellsfirstlook.com/countersuit-...
Donate to Defend Dawn, Defend Free Speech, organized by Michelle Vanallsburg
Our friend Dawn Rupprecht is facing a lawsuit, one of several filed by Matt DePer… Michelle Vanallsburg needs your support for Defend Dawn, Defend Free Speech
www.gofundme.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Huh, who could’ve seen the no-bid contract Elon got from Tennessee going totally sideways?
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“The single-largest, single-most-valuable, single-most-profitable company on the stock market has got there through selling ultra-expensive hardware that takes… billions of dollars to start using, at which point it doesn't make much revenue and doesn't seem to make a profit.”

Woof.
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m feeling sexy and full of vigor as I pull the trigger on the purchase of FSA/HSA eligible footwear.
a man with long hair and a beard says i 'm not that guy anymore netflix
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard says i 'm not that guy anymore netflix
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sleepy kitty.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m saddened to read this obit today, but also happy to read such a detailed story about a true legend.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Google Street View captured the elusive Toyota 8Runner!
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Watching the Broncos, trying to use the grill I cooked on earlier to stay warm.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A friend asked me to join his band, a post-rock, Mogwai-like thing. It’s my jam and I said “sure” without even asking what he wanted me to play.

But secretly, I think I’m done performing music. I can’t figure out if it’s age or depression or just being fine that I musically peaked 25+ years ago.
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM