eltiolavara9 (Colored)
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Mario themed cock ring. Makes coin noises during sex. If it detects you playing a fangame it cuts your dick off. $900
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Mario themed cock ring. Makes coin noises during sex. If it detects you playing a fangame it cuts your dick off. $900
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I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
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You can notice this real quick if you play it enough - your first board or two after not playing for a bit will tend to give you exactly the cards you need, but each subsequent run the odds of you getting the cards needed get more and more remote.
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You can notice this real quick if you play it enough - your first board or two after not playing for a bit will tend to give you exactly the cards you need, but each subsequent run the odds of you getting the cards needed get more and more remote.
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People were asking if there’s Solitaire behind the dark patterns and… not really? It’s more dark patterns - the Solitaire framing gives them a bunch of unrevealed cards they can determine the value of as needed to either make you win (feels good) or lose (forcing you to spend money to keep going)
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
People were asking if there’s Solitaire behind the dark patterns and… not really? It’s more dark patterns - the Solitaire framing gives them a bunch of unrevealed cards they can determine the value of as needed to either make you win (feels good) or lose (forcing you to spend money to keep going)
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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
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we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
not sure whats happening rn where 2 random businesses do the weirdest crossover imaginable and present it like its the most life altering thing of all time
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
not sure whats happening rn where 2 random businesses do the weirdest crossover imaginable and present it like its the most life altering thing of all time
ok so you know these comics where its like annoying person gets owned by my correct side or whatever? i used to make these when i was like 11 except the annoying person got brutally murdered, i think more people should make comics like this
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
ok so you know these comics where its like annoying person gets owned by my correct side or whatever? i used to make these when i was like 11 except the annoying person got brutally murdered, i think more people should make comics like this
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NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it's true. (check the credits im fucking
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it's true. (check the credits im fucking
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This cool game I'm in just came out! You can hear me as Mezel. They told me my character's inspiration was that he's a loose parody of the fucking main guy from Hunt Down the Freeman and I was like, "I'm working with geniuses."
bsky.app/profile/myth...
bsky.app/profile/myth...
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This cool game I'm in just came out! You can hear me as Mezel. They told me my character's inspiration was that he's a loose parody of the fucking main guy from Hunt Down the Freeman and I was like, "I'm working with geniuses."
bsky.app/profile/myth...
bsky.app/profile/myth...
Shut Your Mouth, White Boy... The era of the "Yiik-Like" Is About To Begin .
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Shut Your Mouth, White Boy... The era of the "Yiik-Like" Is About To Begin .
"this movie/game/book will change your life" but i don't want it changed!! stop!!! make a piece of media that has absolutely NO effect on my life for once
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"this movie/game/book will change your life" but i don't want it changed!! stop!!! make a piece of media that has absolutely NO effect on my life for once
Huge potential
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Huge potential
me seing a fucking poker card: holy shit its the cards from blackjack
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
me seing a fucking poker card: holy shit its the cards from blackjack
Good coffee is like good pussy: It make you scream so fucking loud
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good coffee is like good pussy: It make you scream so fucking loud
okay thank you for recommending me this youtube i will watch them all i love being a slave to my own anger 🫡🫡🫡
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
okay thank you for recommending me this youtube i will watch them all i love being a slave to my own anger 🫡🫡🫡
au: this is what isaac would look like if he was a little marcianito from space
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
au: this is what isaac would look like if he was a little marcianito from space
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His original direction from Miyamoto was to deliver a plain masculine voice for Mario. Charles was so hopped up on coke that he gave an insane, over the top, enthusiastic line delivery. Unfortunately they had limited recording time, they couldn't re-record, so they had to use it. The rest is history
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
His original direction from Miyamoto was to deliver a plain masculine voice for Mario. Charles was so hopped up on coke that he gave an insane, over the top, enthusiastic line delivery. Unfortunately they had limited recording time, they couldn't re-record, so they had to use it. The rest is history
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Weird Al song called "Wood" that describes different types of wood in precise detail
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Weird Al song called "Wood" that describes different types of wood in precise detail
normally i only post art on newgrounds but fuck it im gonna post some here too. heres this
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
normally i only post art on newgrounds but fuck it im gonna post some here too. heres this